The Thursday Thread

[CaptainWacky]

Who decided which day is which anyway?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MORRIS DAY DID MUHFUKKA BONCLOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

MORRISSEY BETTER STAY OUT OF IT.

 

[Volpone]

"This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays." -Arthur Dent.

 

[jack]

Jack: I think I'm a psychic.

Wacky: When did this start?

Jack: Next Thursday.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MORRISSEY BETTER STAY OUT OF IT.

EVERY DAY IS LIKE SUNDAY WITH THAT BITCH

 

[Dr Dave]

I blame Cassie!

 

[Volpone]

"Thursday, I don't care about you..." -Robert Smith.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

Now it's fecking Saturday.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Days are a con because they always end.

 

[Donovan]

And also I don't give a fuck either

its a holiday week
I fucking dragged on Tuesday
WEdnesday I worked 3 more hours than usual
tomorrow I'm just gonna say "fuck it"
and then Friday I will regret it
and Saturday I'll fuck it again
And then it will be Sunday.

Pretty sure on Sundays you're supposed to fuck it twice.

 

[Mirah]

Pretty sure on Sundays you're supposed to fuck it twice.

WEll that is where I went wrong then
Here it is, Sunday again and I was fine up until 10 minutes ago
and then I realized
here it is
Sunday
I haven't saved the world
my room is a mess
(at least my dishes are done)
I have 10 fucking things to do
omg
just kidding
I don't have anything to do
I can rest soundly
I can lay my head on the pillow
and put every
care, worry and concern to rest too.
What?
Who came up with that crap?
omg

Is it Saturday Night Live Season yet?
is that why I feel out of sorts?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why will Sunday always feel like this

 

[jack]

I turned my work schedule around so I stopped working on Sundays.

As a result, sundays dont feel like sundays anymore.

 

[Dr Dave]

Now it's fecking Monday!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No SNL until the writers & actors strike is over. Which won't be anytime soon.

They'll have to postpone the 50th anniversary special to the actual 50th anniversary, instead of doing it a year early like they'd planned.

 

[Mirah]

WHAT
what
what
I did not hear about this strike!

 

[Mirah]

Okay I just looked up the headline.

I will strike with them!

Fist Fights and STriKeS!

 

[Donovan]

Everybody mad as hell at Drew Barrymore for doing her talk show without writers. Not sure what the big deal is. Other people gotta eat, and rents ain't getting any cheaper in Cali.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if we use border collies as writers.