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The time has come

Sarek said:
Note to self: The clown is so retarded he doesn't understand the concept of sarcasm even as it's written out in front of him in bold letters.

LOL, you now start to amuse me.
 
beergoggles said:
I'd like to see things from your point of view but i can't get my head that far up my ass. You are as cute as a bag of smashed assholes.



LOL now that's BG at one of his finest moments
 
beergoggles said:
I really like you. You remind me so much of what I was like when I was young and stupid. You are so incredibly inept that I am surprised the pressure of the air itself hasn't caved in your skull.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but i can't get my head that far up my ass. You are as cute as a bag of smashed assholes.

You remind me of one of those people in school that no one remembers.

Who the fuck are you again?

You are a fucking genius. What originality. I haven't seen insults like that since I ran across a........ random......... insult.......... gener.....


[SARCASM] Oh for christ sake. You had me there. You really had me! LOL Hahahahahaha. LOL! [/SARCASM]
 
smegMATIC said:
hmmm... talking to yourself again.

But I digress. Dogbert is the self-proclaimed king of sarcasm around here. I'd be careful of moving in on his territory. Or not, since you seem to have real trouble composing anything remotely sarcastic.


I just love it when your IQ shows....LOL

I bet it makes them feel so plebian. ;) you're the man
 
Sarek said:
You are a fucking genius. What originality. I haven't seen insults like that since I ran across a........ random......... insult.......... gener.....


[SARCASM] Oh for christ sake. You had me there. You really had me! LOL Hahahahahaha. LOL! [/SARCASM]

Wow, you need to spell out that that is sarcasme, fuck you, you are desperate.

Ok, now we go for Sarek's next stupid post, the biggest moron alive.
 
Bergerac said:
Wow, you need to spell out that that is sarcasme, fuck you, you are desperate.

Ok, now we go for Sarek's next stupid post, the biggest moron alive.

Nope. Just wanted to make sure you and jizzchin understand the concept.

Now eat shit and die clown.
 
Sarek said:
Now eat shit and die clown.


And I did at one point have high hopes for you. I see the only dream you can have since your lacking in good come backs is a wet one.
 
Sarek said:
Nope. Just wanted to make sure you and jizzchin understand the concept.

Now eat shit and die clown.

You are such a cool guy, can I be your friend? Are you a sci fi nerd? Can I be your friend?

You make my balls tingle. Let's get it on, you know you want to.
 
Sarek said:
You are a fucking genius. What originality. I haven't seen insults like that since I ran across a........ random......... insult.......... gener.....


[SARCASM] Oh for christ sake. You had me there. You really had me! LOL Hahahahahaha. LOL! [/SARCASM]

I got tons of 'em homey:

You're living proof that abortion doesn't always work.

The DMV hired you for their "Don't wind up like this, buckle up" campaign.

If I really needed anything from you I would have left a note on your wife's ass.

Your kids are so ugly that they forced them to sit backwards on the short bus.

How do you tell a dumb cop from a smart cop? The smart one knows when to stop and analyse the situation. He usually sends the stupid one in first. Lot's of firsts on your resume, eh Sarek?
 
You see this thread. This should be in The Badlands. It's a pile of shit.


Watch yourselves carefully goons.
 
Mentalist said:
You see this thread. This should be in The Badlands. It's a pile of shit.


Watch yourselves carefully goons.

Did you figure that out all by yourself Mental? It's that cracking 136 that puts you so far ahead of the rest of us (except me, that is.)
 
Mentalist said:
You see this thread. This should be in The Badlands. It's a pile of shit.


Watch yourselves carefully goons.

Watch yourself fucker, you'll be there soon also. This forum has a lot of dumb fucks on it that think they are really smart.

But remember, you can only be so smart on the net. Go pet your cats in your mobile home, you crackwhore reject.

You make my balls tingle too, I think I am going to jerk off thinking about you and that other dude.
 
It's interesting how easily you are being trolled over this BG. Pretty funny actually.

Funny in that sad way.
 
Because come the first, anyone that spams the spam free zones in any way will be locked in the cesspit the VKD is already creating.

Count on that.
 
beergoggles said:
Did you figure that out all by yourself Mental? It's that cracking 136 that puts you so far ahead of the rest of us (except me, that is.)

That genius IQ at work. Again.

I'm willing to bet that you play with about 50 points and the other 107 are under the bed in a shoe box right?
 
Charles Uberlan said:
It's interesting how easily you are being trolled over this BG. Pretty funny actually.

Funny in that sad way.

Trolled over what Chuck? Perhaps things are not all they appear.

Then again maybe they are and you're just a fucking idiot. Should we do a poll?
 
Mystic Star said:
Dear Sarek,

There I was, trying to help you out with your job and you insult me. The skan is right, you are full of hate. I wasn't going to bring this up, but would you like to tell us about your general discharge? Not the puss pouring out of your flaccid cock, the one you agreed to with the Air Force. I'll bet it was because you got caught sitting in one of the planes, just like a big boy, huh? Tell me, Andy let Barney carry a bullet in his pocket, how many do you get? I find it amazing that that shithole state you reside in would allow a convicted raper of boyscouts to carry a gun. I need a fucking vicodin, the fact that your mother didn't rip you out with a coathanger in her 2nd tri-`111``mester, as she did with your potential siblings, gives me a damn headache.

With Respect,

Mystery D8

PS. Remind that slag who married you to shave her nipples if she expects me to service her between one of her 6 jobs.

PPS. Sorry about your kids, I'm sure with therapy, they'll be stuffing envelopes with the best of them.

Let me put that back for you. Mystic Retard.

Fucking dual. And a retarded one at that.

Bet it sucks when that happens huh?
 
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