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The Tisiphone Adventures:Christmas doom special

Episode 7- RIP Mr.Chips

The Crew had made it back to the bus.

Love Child sniffed the air.

"It smells like man sex... YOU SMELL LIKE MAN SEX" she said to Tisiphone

"Yeah I had sex with the bartender... you know there was something odd about him..." said Tisiphone

"We got the directions to curiousa2z's house. She lives on THE OUTSKIRTS of town, in Canada's only bomb shelter" said Tomtrek

"Say, where is CaptainWacky" said Doctor Dave
...

CaptainWacky had gotten separated from the group and wondered into the bar.

"I NEED SOME CHIPS! DO YOU HAVE ANY CHIPS" shouted CaptainWacky

"Why yes we do... why don't you have these chips" said Bartender Steve.

CaptainWacky ate some chips.

"Wait.. these... poison...." Said CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky was dead

As CaptainWacky said these words the MF crew burst in.

"Wacky!" shouted Tomtrek

"My god he's dead" said Doctor Dave

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER" shouted Cassie

"Yes, yes I killed CaptainWacky... a little present from THE CHINAMAN" said Bartender Steve

"What's your real name, so I know it before I stab you with my sword" said Tisiphone

"Why my name is... Lame Dong, and you wont kill me... I took a DEATH PILL after we had sex!" said Lame Dong as he died.

"I should have known, when he had to put a splint on it to make it work..." said Tisiphone

"THis is fucked, this can't be the end of CaptainWacky..."said Tomtrek

"We are gunna fuck The Chinaman up so bad...." said Tisiphone

To be continued...
 
Episode 8- curiousa2z

The MF crew had arrived at Castle curiousa2z!

"Where is CaptainWacky" asked curiousa2z

"He's dead, dead by the agents of The Chinaman" said Tomtrek

"GUNNA CUT HIM SO BAD" said Cassie angerly.

"We're on our way to the North Pole, The Chinaman has Santa hostage." said Doctor Dave, coming out of curiousa2z's bathroom.

"How did..." sputtered curiousa2z

"Don't ask, it is his way" said Tisiphone

"Right, anyway. As fortold in the books, this has come to pass. Fortunatly Thanks to Agent Bick and a Half, long ago a map was made. This map will lead you to the north pole." said curiousa2z

"We need a snow bus" said Tomtrek

"Go to the rental shop, mention curiousa2z, he ows me a favor for when I didn't stab his face with a snow globe" said curiousa2z

"OH MY!" said Tomtrek

To be continued...
 
Episode 9- First stop Newfoundland!

The MF crew drove over to the rental place and spoke to Rental Salesman Henoch

"Henoch, what are you doing here?" asked Cassie

"I got kicked out of America for GAY SEX with a member of congress" said Henoch

"Figures, god those congressmen are sluts!" said Doctor Dave

"I know... anyway what do you guys want?" asked Henoch

"A free rental" said Cassie

"Um..no" said Henoch

"curiousa2z sent us..." said Tisiphone

"Take whatever you want" said Henoch

"Sweet, oh and we may not actually return it" said Tisiphone

"What!" shouted Henoch as the MF crew was walking out, adding "Take me with you!"

"No" somebody shouted back

Several hours later the MF was in a strange place...

"Where the fuck are we" asked Tisiphone

"Bum fuck Egypt..." replied Cassie

"Otherwise known as Newfoundland" said Doctor Dave

"We need to stock up on things before the North Pole" said Tomtrek

"To the outfitting store!" said Doctor Dave

To be continued...
 
Episode 10- Bat country

As the MF crew drove their SNOW BUS through down, they saw many strange things. People riding penguins for FUN AND SPORT, one man having sex with a girl in a moose costume, and picturs of THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND upside down.

"This place is weird..." said headvoid

"Hi Headvoid" said Tomtrek

"Hi, I got dopped off by a snow plane, and snuck on the bus" said headovid

"Tomtrek, is that MENTALIST?" shouted Cassie looking out the window.

"IT IS IT IS IT'S THAT GIUY MENTALIST!" shouted Tomtrek.

The Bus stopped and picked up famed TK owner and barrel salesman Mentalist.

"Hi guys" said Mentalist, adding "Where's Wacky?"

"Dead, killed by agents of THE CHINAMAN" replied Doctor Dave

"LAME, my flight to visit TK POSTER33 got diverted and i got stuck in this place... Can I come help kill the CHinaman?" asked Mentalist

"YES!" said Tomtrek

The bus arrived at the outfitting store.

"Time to stock up on guns, amo,and MORE KNIVES and swords!" shouted Tisiphone excitedly as she ran off the bus.

To be continued...
 
* note to American author

*not bad, but ya got it wrong about Newfoundland. It is teh WIN. Absolutely gorgeous province and peeps there are the salt of the Earth.
Otherwise, historically accurate - esp about me sparing a certain someone death by snow globe.

Now, on to AVENGE WACKY'S SHADE! DESSERT IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD!
ESP IF IT'S ICE CREAM.
 
Episode 11- Christmas Doom Part 1

"So this is the north pole..." said Cassie

"Yeah, and look it's SANTA CLAUSES house" said Tomtrek

"Guarded my NINJAS!" said headovid

"ATTTTTACCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamded Tisiphone as she bolted from the group.

"FORRRRR SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Cassie running after Tisiphone

"FOOORRRRR ALAN GRAYSON!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Doctor Dave as he ran into battle

"FOR COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Love Child as she hopped on Doctor Dave's Back dual weilding shot guns.

"Fuck yeah!" said Mentalist

The MF crew engaged the ninjas. It was a fierce battle. Tisiphone had to change swords due to the deadly NINJA SORD CHOP which broke her favourite soword (named Ol' Tequila sword).

Finally the ninjas were defeated and The MF crew walked into Santa Clauses house.

"Something isn't right..." said Tisiphone.

"Yeah..." said Cassie

"I'll scout ahead, you guys check things out here" Said Tisiphone.

As Tisiphone got out of eyesight, as the room was not well lit. Suddenly a huge crash came.

"WHAT THE!" said Tomtrek.

The MF crew rused to where Tisiphone was, but were blocked by a HUGE METAL GATE.

"Shit..." said Tomtrek

Inside the other side of the room.

"WHat the hell.." said Tisiphone

"MWA HA HA HA HA" came a voice from the darkness and a light came on to reveal THE CHINAMAN!

"Chinaman..." said Tisiphone

"Prepare to meet your doom Tisiphone, and after that I KILL SANTA ON LIVE TV!" said The Chinaman

To be continued...
 
Episode 12- Day of the Wacky

"We shall battle, DRAW YOUR SWORD!" said The Chinaman.

"You're gunna die" responded Tisiphone, her sword drawn.

They battled. The Chinaman was winning.

"You will submit and DIE Tisiohone!" said The Chinaman

"LIKE HELL!" responded Tisiphone

Suddenly there was a crashing sound and there was a hole in the wall.

The Chinaman turned "CaptainWacky!" he said

Suddenly Tisiphone did a backflip and Kill Bill Vol. 2 Style cut the top off of The Chinaman's head off.

"Nooooooooooo!" said The Chinman as he collapsed.

"CaptainWacky, Just in time! I thought you were dead!" said Tisiphone

"I was... Till..." Said CaptainWacky

The door burst open and the MF crew rushed in.

"CaptainWacky!!!!!!!!!!! Wow it's like Michelle Trachtenberg's birthday all over again" Said Tomtrek

To be continued...
 
Episode 13- Beware of Ice Cliffs

"How CaptainWacky?!" asked Tomtrek

"I remember it like it was recently.... After I got killed by that agent of THE CHINAMAN...my soul drifted around and around till I woke up in a lab. There a midget in a lab coat said my work was not done, and that he would return me to earth to Kill The Chinaman. Then we went out for fish and chips and then shopping for crisps. He had given me robot feet. He was nice enough to drop me off... too bad he drove his car off an ICE CLIFF and is now dead" said CaptainWacky

"And now The Chinaman is dead" said Doctor Dave

"Time to go get drunk kids" Said Tisiphone

And they did.

The End.
 
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