the token black girl

[whisky]

THe uk had already stoped showing baywatch by the time she showed up, so we only got her on celebrity BB

SEEMED FIT, if a little thick

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I'M TRACI!

I remember.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

EXCELLENT! THAT'S SO NIIIIICCE

 

[Cassie]

Her?

 

[Mentalist]

OMG IS IT TRACI?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No that's Moira Stewart

 

[CaptainWacky]

Pete Burns was absolutely vile to her one night, completely tearing apart her character in a way that, while amusing for the first few mintues, left even me saying "that was a bit harsh, mate!" NICE TITS THOUGH.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I remember that. It was totally undeserved. Well. Sort of. She did keep saying everything was amazing and stuff, but she wasn't insenscere she was just an airhead who genuinely thought everything was amazing.

In other news: He's an ACTOR

 

[CaptainWacky]

That guy who's always on Big Mouth with stupid gimmicks like Russel wigs and dinkle masks? Figures. I saw him on Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe claiming to be the cleanest man in Britain or some shite. THE SWINE.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I wonder how many others are actors.

ROSEBUD.. NOT YOU TOO

Next it'll turn out that Bepe's an actor.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

My mum actually said "it would be funny if the real Bepe showed up," once. I beat her to within an inch of her life, but looking back, she was right!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It'd be funny, but then he'd start talking with his gravelly voice, girating with his thrusting hips and all the women would start avin sex wiv im and it'd be a right sharade! BBBM is for views, it's NOT a staging ground for Bepe's sexual exploits, THE SWINE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

How does Gafney keep up with the rest?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He molests the actor playing the bloke who's obsessed with sex, unwittingly taking the man's virginity. See, he's an actor, dear, he's not really obsessed with sex at all, it's just a bit of theatre!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's not better than Charlie Manson! "CLAIRE, LET ME BAPTISE THE BABY!"

 

[Gagh]

pix plz

 

[CaptainWacky]

NEVEr