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THE TOP 5, WEEK ENDING 10/13

HE WAS IN SPIDERMAN 2 AS A GUY WITH ONE LINE.
 
Samus
Ganondorf
Yoshi
Dr Mario
Jigglypuff
 
ok, I guess I was not sick of Hannah for the last three minutes of her life!
ok, last two minutes.



um, that was a SPOILER. DONT READ IT.


EGGSY, dont get started on the stupid thing in the first place!

(It's on tonight folks!)
 
I'll be a week late, but I'll post my top 5 when I get home. And I'll backtrack it for last week.

Que?
 
AERYN SUN
 
I was very, very sick last week, and these five things were quite helpful during that period of time:

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1. A trash can for when I couldn't move from my bed.

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2. I was so dehydrated the doctor had to give me IV fluids at his office!!

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3. To kill the nasty infection.

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4. Even at 104 fever, a girl gets horny. Don't let her tell you otherwise. Men, take this to heart...use it to your advantage.

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5. Because he's fucking H O T!

And there you have it. My top 5 for last week, a week late. Pretty boring, I know. But I was sick.
 
I THOUGHT THAT WAS TOM CRUISE LOL
 
it's cruel comments like that that make a man want to dress like a bat and shield himself from society.
 
You should see my other one!
 
as long as you don't dress like a small, red breasted bird?
 
Bad Wacky!!! How could you mistake Christian Bale for Tom Cruise????
 

:shock:

Looks like somebody spray-painted the monster from Aliens for a gay pride parade...

Bon apetit! :D
 
Damn you! Now I'll never be able to play with the Rabbit again!!
 
THEY'RE BOTH MEN
 
How would you feel if someone got Anna Paquin mixed up for Paris Hilton and said "They're both women?"

You'd strangle their cat! <g>
 
True, I apologise to everyone involved. Even Tom Cruise.
 
Nah, you don't have to apologize to Tom Cruise.

But Christian Bale will expect one. Don't worry...I'll give it to him for you. I'm nice like that.
 
IMPALED BY BALE IN '08! :shock:
 
Tom Cruise is not worthy of apology. Emperor Klaktu of Rigel VII said so.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
IMPALED BY BALE IN '08! :shock:

Gets my vote.
 
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