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THE TOP 5, WEEK ENDING OCT. 6TH

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
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#1 - THE NEW YORK METS

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#2 - Jamie Bamber

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#3 - Jameson's

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#4 - Elijah Wood

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#5 - FAMILY SEASONS 1 & 2 DVD
 
Just noticed the bottle on the shelf last night, looking all lonely and unopened, and I had me a nice whiskey & soda before beddie-bye. Perfect.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Soda for me means Club Soda.

I never know. In the north it's soda. In the south it's coke. In the midwest it's pop. And in Hollywood it's blow.
 
And I need to get into ELIJAH WOOD OMGLOLBBQGHEYLOL1

But I do need to spend less time at keyboards and more running around the City.
 
One night in Bangkok


THE AMERICAN:

Scene from the music video
Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know what the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
Show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change -- don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland -- or the Philippines -- or Hastings -- or --
or this place!

COMPANY:

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

THE AMERICAN:

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

COMPANY:

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

THE AMERICAN:

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --

COMPANY:

Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

THE AMERICAN:

Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

COMPANY:

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

THE AMERICAN:

Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

Scene from the music video
And thank God I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage
parlours --

COMPANY:

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
 
Top 5. W/E 6th October 2006 WITH POACHED EGGS.

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#1 - American Gothic - The TV Series DVD Boxset

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#2 - Soccergirl Incorporated Podcasts

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#3 - Manchester United's Norwegian striker, Ole-Gunnar Solskjaer

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#4 - Portishead's finest album - Dummy

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#5 - Chococo Chocolates. 15 handmade reasons why chocolate is the quickest way to get to a woman's heart.
 
umm

1) Wanking
2) Keira Knightley (an impressive re-emergence!)
3) Paper Mario (haven't played it in a year to be honest)
4) Wanking (IT'S SO GOOD I PUT IT IN TWICE LOL)
5) THE ANT RAP
 
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