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The US is Dead

I rather like New Zealand (if I spelled it right). BIG moat, lots of sheep (always live where there are more sheep than people, keeps cannibalism down during a crisis), advanced yet not overwhelming standard of living...sparse population, large enough to be self-sufficient.

-SB
 
Oh, one more thing: the Mowri (sp?) have a head-hunter tradition: when the world collapses, make 'em the Immigration department. If you weren't here before X date, and don't have an ID card, you end up as a trophy on auntie Mabel's mantle....

-SB
 
Dual said:
With Obama's inauguration, it's only a matter of time until everything goes to shit even more than it already has with Bush and the bailouts. This country's a sinking ship, and like any good rats, we should get off of it...

Now I'm thinking that we, the good Libertarians and classic Republicans of this nation have a duty to preserve the ideals our nation once embodied, if somewhere else. We could stage a takeover of some shit third world country nobody cares about (I'm looking at you, Djibouti), or we could have an exodus to somewhere like Alberta, which is already conservative leaning and sparsely populated, and by taking a slim majority secede from Canada, which of course has relatively high regional autonomy and the constitutional right to secede. We, America's conservatives, have the numbers, the capital, and most importantly, the ability to create our vision for society. We would be neglecting our duty to do otherwise.

The religious right is not invited.
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None too bright are you, my child? There was, once-upon-a-time, an mass exodus of Americans to Canada. The relatives of these people are now called 'socialists', and they are single-handedly responsible for the downfall of my country from absolute greatness, to one heading towards the dangers of socialism, an ideology that Canadians had never heard of before their arrival.

When I state that an mass-exodus of Americans would move towards Alberta, you may rest assured it would be stopped cold at our border, when we remember those who came before them, the very same assholes who almost destroyed our country. We shall never make the same mistake twice. I should like to remind many that those Americans who did come over were allergic to work, and wanted Canadian society to support their lazy asses.

Alberta hates you as much as the rest of the country does, so no, absolutely zero chance of Americans ever setting foot there.
 
Dual said:
Hmm.. maybe the British Indian Ocean islands? A lot of them don't have any native population and the world loves a tax haven...
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Shouldn't you ask the British first? Much of the territories around the world that you currently now own as naval bases were originally British. They were GIVEN to you as payment for war materiel. Never forget it.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Shouldn't you ask the British first? Much of the territories around the world that you currently now own as naval bases were originally British. They were GIVEN to you as payment for war materiel. Never forget it.
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tru dat.


Should have given em wales....
 
Bickendan said:
Epic. Geography. Fail.

Exhibit A: Banff.
Exhibit B: The southern portion of the Alberta-British Columbia border, being the continental divide.
Exhibit C: The Canadian Rockies.
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And, how much of Alberta do they take up? Not much. They only occupy the border with BC. I know, because I have been to Alberta. THERE ARE NO MOUNTAINS OTHER THAN THE ROCKIES in Alberta. From the other three Alberta borders and inwards, you see not a solitary mountain, with the ONLY mountains in Alberta being the Rockies, which are mostly in BC. Alberta is a PRAIRIE province. Why do you seek to argue with a Canadian about the geography of his own country? I have PWNed so many in this way it is not funny. Well, actually it is.
 
And I thought you bereft of a sense of humor. Regardless how much the Rockies make up of Alberta, they're noticeable enough to poke in your claim of not a single mountain in Alberta.
 
Bickendan said:
And I thought you bereft of a sense of humor. Regardless how much the Rockies make up of Alberta, they're noticeable enough to poke in your claim of not a single mountain in Alberta.
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Not at all. Alberta is classified as an prairie province.

The Prairie provinces or simply the Prairies comprise the provinces of Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba, as they are much covered by prairie.
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PWNed!
 
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