The Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 10 (November 2007 - February 2013)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
1) The last list (version 9.0) covered the period November 2007 to June 2012. I have kept METICULOUS records since then. ALL I've done is add the points from the last seven and a half months onto that list. Therefore, I'm really only doing A TENTH as much work as it looks like. And I'm only a tenth as crazy as you think. Which is still pretty crazy.
2) In the weekly top twenties, twenty points are awarded for first place, nineteen for second, eighteen for third and so on, other than in the rare top twenty fives where number one gets twenty five points. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead (and if they were both on the same list most recently, the one who was higher that week is ranked ahead.)
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 191 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) Remember that this list is going back over five years. Some of the girls on it have only been added recently. Some have been on it for over five years. It obviously does not necessarily represent my current thinking. It is not supposed to be a definitive "hottest girl" list in any way either. It merely represents my thinking over the last five years and ranks the girls who have been most successful in that time. It is a representation of my brain more than anything else. I'm not "judging" anyone here. Only myself...
5) Yes, I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Really all of you are to blame for encouraging and enabling me. I wouldn't do it without you!
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
7) Version 11 in October will be even better!
8) Compiled by Team Wacky.

PREVIOUS NUMBER ONES
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 5: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 6: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 7: Natalie Portman
Version 8: Natalie Portman
Version 9: Natalie Portman

AND NOW...

291) Gail Kim: 1 point.
290) Kacey Rohl: 1 point.
289) Beth Phoenix: 2 points.
288) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
287) Juliet Landau: 2 points.
286) Zelda Williams: 2 points.
285) Kathleen Munroe: 2 points.
284) Lita: 3 points.
283) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
282) Alexandra Moen: 3 points.
281) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
280) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
279) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
278) Paloma Vivanco: 4 points.
277) Tina Majorino: 4 points.
276) Lacey Banghard: 4 points.
275) Dichen Lachman: 5 points.
274) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points.
273) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
272) Olivia Williams: 5 points.
271) Abigail Spencer: 5 points.
270) Emily Head: 5 points. Her dad is cool.
269) Kristina Shannon: 5 points.
268) Olivia Thribly: 5 points.
267) Jessica De Gouw: 5 points.
266) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points.
265) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
264) Zuleikha Robinson: 6 points.
263) Rachel Ifon: 6 points.
262) Hannah Tointon: 6 points.
261) Freya Mavor: 6 points.
260) Kristina Anapau: 6 points.
259) Daisy Beaumont: 6 points.
258) Liza Lapira: 6 points. She's got dudes coming out of her ears.
257) Franka Potente: 7 points.
256) Liz Locke: 7 points. If you see someone you don't know, they're probably from Big Brother or a wrestler. Or from The Apprentice as she is.
255) Tamsin Egerton: 7 points.
254) Helen Skelton: 7 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
253) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points.
252) Ali Larter: 8 points.
251) Anna Friel: 8 points.
250) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
249) Lena Meyer-Landrut: 8 points.
248) Amrita Rao: 9 points.
247) Agam Darshi: 9 points.
246) Sarah Lancaster: 9 points.
245) Claire Forlani: 9 points.
244) Kaya Scodelario: 10 points.
243) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points.
242) Christina Aguilera: 10 points.
241) Lisa Edelstein: 10 points.
240) Liane Balaban: 10 points. Remember Alphas? She was in it and looked a bit like Natalie Portman. I'll probably never see her again.
239) Emily Bett Rickards: 10 points.
238) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
237) Adelaide Kane: 11 points.
236) Emmy Rossum: 11 points.
235) Rosa Mendes: 11 points.
234) Catrin Stewart: 11 points.
233) Chloe Annett: 12 points.
232) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
231) Jade Ewen: 12 points.
230) Leven Rambin: 12 points. She's all carrots and apples.
229) Billie Piper: 12 points. LOL.
228) Allison Scagliotti: 12 points.
227) Sonya Walger: 13 points.
226) KT Tunstall: 13 points.
225) Sibel Kekilli: 13 points.
224) Helena Bonham Carter: 13 points. For Tomtrek.
223) Tiffany Pisani: 13 points.
222) Ellie Goulding: 13 points. I like her voice.
221) Laura Moore: 14 points.
220) Carly Rae Jepsen: 14 points. Hey I just ranked you...
219) Kate Walsh: 15 points.
218) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points.
217) Alexis Bledel: 15 points.
216) Melody Hossain: 15 points.
215) Erica Durance: 15 points.
214) Georgia Salpa: 15 points.
213) Michelle Monaghan: 15 points.
212) Jaimie Alexander: 15 points.
211) Rebecca Mader: 16 points.
210) Mekenna Melvin: 16 points.
209) Esmé Bianco: 16 points. I'm surprised she's not doing sexposition right now.
208) Emily Browning: 16 points.
207) Carice Van Houten: 16 points. For the night is dark and full of terrors.
206) Alice Smith: 16 points.
205) Jennifer Lawrence: 16 points. She seems to be the IT GIRL now.
204) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
203) Nicole de Boer: 18 points. BETTER THAN JADZIA.
202) Eve Myles: 18 points.
201) Maria Kanellis: 18 points.

TOP TWO HUNDRED​

200) Natalie Dormer: 18 points. There's NO DISGRACE in being number two hundred.
199) Pink: 19 points.
198) Sophie Winkleman: 19 points. BIG SUZE.
197) Leighton Meester: 19 points.
196) Lexa Doig: 19 points.
195) Emilia Arata: 20 points. She was robbed on her BB.
194) Georgia Moffet: 20 points.
193) Cassidy Freeman: 20 points.
192) Liz Bonnin: 20 points.
191) Lady GaGa: 20 points. FOR SAUSAGEMAN.
190) Sheridan Smith: 21 points.
189) Christine Adams: 21 points.
188) Rooney Mara: 21 points. She's nice.
187) Miracle Laurie: 22 points. From Dollhouse lol.
186) Alizee: 22 points.
185) Caoimhe Guilfoyle: 22 points.
184) Oona Chaplin: 22 points. Highest ranked grandaughter of Charlie Chaplin.
183) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
182) Hira Habibshah: 23 points. Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah...
181) Lydia Wilson: 23 points. Remember her from that one episode of Dirk Gently?
180) Grace Park: 25 points.
179) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points.
178) Natalie Imbruglia: 25 points. She was my number one like fifteen years ago.
177) Antoina Thomas: 25 points.
176) Sarah Carter: 25 points.
175) Victoria Coren: 25 points. Making her DEBUT.
174) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. Sorry.
173) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
172) Stella English: 26 points.
171) Sienna Guillory: 27 points.
170) Amber Tamblyn: 27 points.
169) Alice Roberts: 27 points.
168) AJ Lee: 27 points. Attractive wrestling personality.
167) Lara Pulver: 28 points. She was good in Sherlock.
166) Sarah Jones: 28 points.
165) Rachel Rice: 29 points.
164) Michelle Forbes: 29 points. I think she's the oldest woman on the list (48.)
163) Katherine Jenkins: 29 points. She's Welsh.
162) Emma Walker: 30 points.
161) Ashley Eckstein: 30 points. Ahsoka Tano.
160) Maisy James: 30 points. Literally what are you doing.
159) Katee Sachoff: 30 points.
158) Sara Folino: 31 points.
157) Jaime Murray: 31 points. Little Miss Pardon My Tits.
156) Rekha Sharma: 33 points.
155) Polly Walker: 35 points. From Caprica. REMEMBER.
154) Scarlett Pomers: 35 points. Actual Naomi Wildman.
153) Sarah Shahi: 35 points.
152) Freida Pinto: 35 points.
151) Holly Earl: 36 points. Only me and Tomtrek know who she is.
150) Noirin Kelly: 37 points. She feels like Jesus Christ.
149) Roxanne McKee: 37 points.
148) Lucy Griffiths: 38 points. She is nice in True Blood.
147) Genevieve Buechner: 39 points. Also from Caprica. REMEMBER.
146) Faye Palmer: 40 points. Both a BB housemate AND a wrestler for double confusion.
145) Jessica Brown Findlay: 41 points.
144) Courtney Ford: 42 points.
143) Sophia Myles: 43 points.
142) Pixie Lott: 46 points.
141) Maryse Oullet: 46 points.
140) Jenna Louise Coleman: 47 points. It's quite a good ranking when you consider that she's only been in two episodes of Doctor Who so far.
139) Helen Louise Milligan: 48 points.
138) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points. I don't really like her.
137) Sarah Chalke: 50 points. Remember SCRUBS?
136) Janet Montgomery: 51 points. She was nice in two appearances in Merlin.
135) Elyse Levesque: 52 points.
134) Eliza Doolittle: 53 points. She's a singer.
133) Holly Willoughby: 54 points.
132) Louise Cliffe: 55 points. Has a scat fetish.
131) Jennifer Carpenter: 56 points. Says "fuck" a lot.
130) Anna Chlumsky: 57 points. My Girl star jumps up the rankings.
129) Yvonne Strahovski: 58 points.
128) Marina Diamandis: 58 points. She's also a singer.
127) Rihanna: 59 points. Umm, I guess she was nice before she went nuts.
126) Alaina Huffman: 59 points.
125) Gemma Pranita: 59 points.
124) Lydia Louisa: 59 points. From last year's BB.
123) Lauren Carre: 59 points. Also from last year's BB. Could be higher really.
122) Marion Cotillard: 59 points. I only started giving her high rankings recently. Will be higher next time I'm sure.
121) Sienna Miller: 60 points. I think she's a bit underrated.
120) Vera Filatova: 60 points. Remember when she was in Peep Show.
119) Ola Jordan: 61 points.
118) Sarah Silverman: 61 points. Such a freakasaurus.
117) Eliza Dushku: 63 points. Five by five.
116) Tricia Helfer: 64 points. Are you alive?
115) Amanda Righetti: 66 points.
114) Kristin Kreuk: 67 points.
113) Megan Fox: 68 points. Must stay on the list forever as a warning from history.
112) Konnie Huq: 68 points. Congrats on the marriage, baby, etc.
111) Emma Willis: 68 points. Second highest ranked Big Brother spin-off show presenter.
110) Sunshine Martyn: 69 points. She liked crisps.
109) Cate Blanchett: 69 points. I like her!
108) Kandyse McClure: 70 points. Guest appearance in Alphas gives her a WELL DESERVED boost in her ranking.
107) Carey Mulligan: 71 points. Good actress.
106) Beyonce: 73 points.
105) Tania Raymonde: 74 points. Alex on Lost.
104) Cheryl Cole: 75 points. It made sense at the tme.
103) Julie Benz: 80 points.
102) Jeri Ryan: 83 points. Still around!
101) Shriya Saran: 83 points.

TOP ONE HUNDRED​

100) Taylor Swift: 83 points. I hear she also has a top one hundred...OF MEN SHE'S DUMPED.
99) Leah Cairns: 85 points. Racetrack!
98) Lauren Laverne: 85 points.
97) Willa Holland: 86 points. Impressively debuting inside the top 100.
96) Jordy Lucas: 88 points. Nice Australian girl from Australia.
95) Julie McNiven: 89 points.
94) Caitlin Stasey: 91 points. Another Australian.
93) Blake Lively: 92 points. Way too high.
92) Janina Gavankar: 94 points. She's good on True Blood with the nudity.
91) Azita Ghanizada: 96 points. Alphas was cancelled. Everything good gets cancelled.
90) Kristen Bell: 98 points. Everything good...and Gossip Girl.
89) Layla El: 102 points. Highest ranked wrestler.
88) Lizzy Caplan: 103 points. Nice Jewish actress.
87) Emma Roberts: 105 points. Nicer than her aunt.
86) Lacey Chabert: 106 points. I wonder if she's still around.
85) Laila Rouass: 106 points. She guest stars in things.
84) Elizabeth Mitchell: 107 points. She burnt her hands...and her muffins.
83) Odette Annable: 110 points. She was nice in House.
82) Gwyneth Paltrow: 112 points. For Headvoid!
81) Talulah Riley: 113 points. Had dropped out of all knowledge.
80) Hayley Atwell: 113 points. Really nice English actress who could be higher with more exposure.
79) Allison Mack: 114 points. She was funny in Wilfred OKAY.
78) Anna Kendrick: 114 points. Highest NEW entry!
77) Rose Byrne: 121 points. I like her.
76) Alessandra Torresani: 122 points. Yet another reminder that we're never getting season two of Caprica.
75) Freema Agyeman: 123 points. Haven't seen her in anything since Doctor Who. Would like to.
74) María Valverde: 123 points. Young Spanish actress.
73) Krysten Ritter: 123 points. Oh look, it's the star of another really good show that's been cancelled.
72) Alice Levine: 124 points. She is very pale and has nice hair.
71) Pippa Black: 126 points.
70) Taylor Momsen: 126 points. Sex positive hero.
69) Amber Heard: 126 points. Hot.
68) January Jones: 129 points. Not a good Emma Frost.
67) Michelle Ryan: 129 points. What happened to her.
66) Peyton List: 131 points. Hot babysitter/nurse.
65) Emilie de Ravin: 134 points. Remember when she turned evil on Lost? Did that even make sense?
64) Amy Adams: 135 points. She's nice.
63) Moon Bloodgood: 146 points. From FALLING SKIES or whatever it was called.
62) Cobie Smulders: 149 points. Really strong chin. Canadian.
61) Katy Perry: 150 points. I have no interest in her.
60) Lily Allen: 153 points. She has turned her back on fame but still gets involved in Twitter drama sometimes.
59) Amber Benson: 153 points. She was nice in Buffy OKAY.
58) Kristen Stewart: 154 points. I don't regret this!
57) Lauren Cohan: 154 points. She's good in The Walking Dead.
56) Lena Headey: 161 points. She's a good Queen.
55) Jessica Biel: 177 points. She's always in bad movies.
54) Valentina Novakovic: 180 points. Nice jump up the rankings for yet another Australian.
53) Margot Robbie: 187 points. (Yes, they're all from Neighbours.)
52) Emma Stone: 189 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA. Also I like her face.
51) Zoe Saldana: 190 points. Uhura INTO DARKNESS.

TOP FIFTY​

50) Rachel Nichols: 191 points. CRACKING the top fifty!
49) Jessica Paré: 191 points. Vou Bizou Bizou.
48) Christina Hendricks: 192 points. Everyone likes her.
47) Laura Vandervoort: 192 points. She was good in V. YES, V.
46) Olivia Munn: 192 points. She's attractive.
45) Evan Rachel Wood: 194 points. Congrats on the marriage, pregnancy.
44) Kelly Brook: 196 points. Final FOR GAGHDASSIA of the list?
43) Dreama Walker: 215 points. Really good face and everything.
42) Emily Blunt: 222 points.
41) Liv Tyler: 223 points. Liv jumps nearly one hundred places...and could still go higher.
40) Felicia Day: 228 points. She's cute.
39) Amy Acker: 254 points. She's adorable.
38) Laura Mennell: 266 points. YES from Alphas.
37) Emilia Clarke: 271 points. Could be even higher next time with Game Of Thrones returning soon(ish.)
36) Kym Valentine: 272 points. I hope she's doing well.
35) Kari Byron: 284 points. Does anyone still watch Mythbusters?
34) Ashleigh Brewer: 302 points. HIGHEST RANKED AUSTRALIAN.
33) Shakira: 312 points. Because hips don't lie.
32) Kate Winslet: 312 points. For BDM!
31) Morena Baccarin: 382 points. Good neck.
30) Anjili Mohindra: 415 points. I liked The Sarah Jane Adventures.
29) Charlize Theron: 417 points. A good ranking but could be even higher I feel.
28) Ellen Page: 454 points. I'm looking forward to seeing her as Kitty Pryde again.
27) Magda Aponovich: 481 points. Final mention of Caprica. Possibly ever.
26) Keira Knightley: 497 points. The success story of 2012 (in terms of this list.) Proof that I believe in second chances!
25) Anna Paquin: 516 points. Way way way too high but REMEMEBER this list covers OVER FIVE YEARS of rankings and she was once one of my favourites.
24) Anna Popplewell: 525 points. Finally the highest ranked Anna P.
23) Imogen Poots: 539 points. She's Poostastic.
22) Gemma Arterton: 594 points. Gemma moves up a couple of places.
21) Rachel Riley: 633 points. Wears good dresses.

TOP TWENTY​

20) Emma Watson: 646 points. Too high but I still like her.
19) Avril Lavigne: 646 points. Oh Avril!
18) Kate Beckinsale: 648 points. Kate jumps fifteen places to enter the top twenty. Highest ranked English girl.
17) Karen Gillan: 666 points. And here's the highest ranked Scottish girl!
16) Evangeline Lilly: 690 points. We would have seen her as an elf by now if The Hobbit hadn't become THREE MOVIES.
15) Deborah Ann Woll: 712 points. Moves up an impressive three places.
14) Mila Kunis: 743 points. A very good ranking for Mila.
13) Summer Glau: 811 points. Summer drops out of the top ten. Maybe because she keeps getting shows cancelled lol.
12) Alison Brie: 852 points. Alison also drops out of the top ten, but still a great ranking for her!
11) Anne Hathaway: 944 points. Anna drops four places, possibly because of her haircut. Still great!

TOP TEN​

10) Amanda Seyfried: 951 points. Amanda Seyfried and her amazing hair makes the top ten for the frist time.
9) Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 1019 points. Also cracking the top ten after two years of solid high rankings.
8) Kat Dennings: 1022 points. She has very good features.
7) Eva Green: 1057 points. Eva drops two places, having disappeared from the world.
6) Katie McGrath: 1187 points. Katie stays at number six in this post-Merlin world.
5) Gillian Jacobs: 1212 points. Gillian STORMS into the top five. Just keeps getting better.
4) Scarlett Johansson: 1610 points. ScarJo drops one place.
3) Olivia Wilde: 1777 points. Back in third. And deserves it.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg: 2212 points. Second place for the fourth time in a row. Nothing to be sneezed at (but if she did sneeze it would be nice because of her nose.) WHICH OF COURSE MEANS...

NUMBER ONE​

1) Natalie Portman: 2817 points. She is love. No one else comes close. The best person.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
SUMMER NEEDS A NEW AGENT LOL.

Would you convert to Judaism in order to marry Natalie?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Well, yes, but she's already married so it probably wouldn't help.

Loktar:

#11 and #12 good....no Felicia Day?

Number 40.
 

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
This is an incredible list. I had to use the search function on firefox to really use it properly. I also randomly chose someone low down the list to see a reference - and got Tyrion Lannisters WHORE! so obviously the list is not a flight of fancy, but a well researched opus!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I didn't really like how they changed Shae for the show. Didn't mind her breasts though!
 
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