CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Here it is. The moment when my insanity is finally laid bare. The moment when you see. When you all finally see.
Ahem.
The First Wacky Hot One Hundred covered November 2007 to April 2008. I've taken that data and added to it the data from every top ten since then. So this is the overall rankings from EVERY top ten going backy to November 2008. 10 points for a first place, 9 for a second, etc, 20 points when it was a top 20. This is the big one.
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=102001 < Last list for comparison.
Natalie Portman was number one last time. Can she repeat that achievement? Countdown in REVERSE ORDER to build the tension...
56) Gail Kim: 1 point. Not even hot.
55) Beth Phoenix: 1 point. Hot.
54) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
53) Olivia Wilde: 2 points. Thirteen!
52) Leven Rambin: 2 points. Nice face, great breasts.
51) Lita: 3 points. Wow, dated.
50) Maysoon Shaladi: 3 points. Was on Big Brother if you can't remember.
49) Leah Cairns: 4 points.
48) Lena Headey: 4 points. Could be a bit higher.
47) Tania Raymonde: 5 points. Fucking Keamy.
46) Anna Friel: 5 points.
45) Katee Sachoff: 5 points. Bit rough sometimes.
44) Michelle Ryan: 5 points. Stands over a pool of water being evil.
43) Caitlin Stasey: 5 points. "ANGUS, ANGUS, I'M LUCKY TO BE THIS HIGH!"
42) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points. Cute.
41) Georgia Moffet: 6 points. Hope she's in Who next year.
40) Pippa Black: 6 points. Surprisingly high.
39) Zoe Saldana: 7 points. I'm not even sure she's hot.
38) Megan Fox: 7 points. Fit, but not number 1 material like THEY would have you believe.
37) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points. LOL. Janae from Neighbours.
36) Ali Larter: 8 points. Blah. Shouldn't be on the list.
35) Jaime Murray: 8 points. See above.
34) Kym Valentine: 11 points.
33) Katie McGrath: 11 points. Best thing about Merlin (except Victor Meldrew and Giles.)
32) Alizee: 12 points. Is she still around?
31) Laura Vandervoort: 12 points. Horribly overrated, sorry.
30) Mila Kunis: 13 points. Should be a bit higher next time.
29) Evangeline Lily: 14 points. Would be higher if Lost was on tv more often.
28) Beyonce: 14 points. She's okay.
27) Rihanna: 15 points. Don't like her new haircut.
26) Kristin Kreuk: 15 points.
25) Lizzy Caplan: 15 points. True Blood hottie.
24) Katy Perry: 16 points. Kiss a squirrel and licked nuts.
23) Tricia Helfer: 18 points.
22) Allison Mack: 19 points. Cute but insconsistent.
21) Emilia Arata: 20 points. Another forgotten BB contestant. Rachel was fitter.
20) Hayden Panettiere: 20 points. I didn't like her, then I started liking her, then I was indifferent and now I like her again. DEAL WITH IT.
19) Freema Agyeman: 22 points.
18) Zooey Deschanel: 25 points.
17) Kelly Brook: 28 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA!
16) Eva Green: 29 points.
15) Shakira: 34 points.
14) Keira Knightley: 38 points. Way too high. Overrated.
13) Emilie de Ravin: 45 points. Lovely.
12) Summer Glau: 45 points. Good ranking!
11) Ellen Page: 56 points. Bit too high but I went through a period of liking her and she IS cute.
10) Emma Watson: 56 points. Top ten. Take that, haters!
9) Rachel Rice: 57 points. I don't regret rating her so highly, as it reflected how I felt at the time. Will drop next time, obviously (Big Brother winner.)
8) Avril Lavigne: 60 points. She's so lame, I know, but I've always like her APPEARANCE. But a bit too high.
7) Kari Byron: 63 points. Highest new entry!
6) Kristen Bell: 66 points. I didn't think she'd be so high, but well done to her.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg: 79 points. Same ranking as last time.
4) Kristen Stewart: 92 points. HUGE jump up the rankings. She doesn't always look great but she's got something about her which makes me go "hmm, I like her." Hmm, I like her.
3) Scarlett Johansson: 110 points. Same ranking as last time. Solid.
2) Natalie Portman: 119 points. She just went through a long stretch of wearing ugly outfits and there not being any good photos of her. She's still high on the strength of the first six months, but who knows where she'll be next time...
1) Anna Paquin: 178 points. Runaway winner. Deserves it too.
There. I did it.
Ahem.
The First Wacky Hot One Hundred covered November 2007 to April 2008. I've taken that data and added to it the data from every top ten since then. So this is the overall rankings from EVERY top ten going backy to November 2008. 10 points for a first place, 9 for a second, etc, 20 points when it was a top 20. This is the big one.
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=102001 < Last list for comparison.
Natalie Portman was number one last time. Can she repeat that achievement? Countdown in REVERSE ORDER to build the tension...
56) Gail Kim: 1 point. Not even hot.
55) Beth Phoenix: 1 point. Hot.
54) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
53) Olivia Wilde: 2 points. Thirteen!
52) Leven Rambin: 2 points. Nice face, great breasts.
51) Lita: 3 points. Wow, dated.
50) Maysoon Shaladi: 3 points. Was on Big Brother if you can't remember.
49) Leah Cairns: 4 points.
48) Lena Headey: 4 points. Could be a bit higher.
47) Tania Raymonde: 5 points. Fucking Keamy.
46) Anna Friel: 5 points.
45) Katee Sachoff: 5 points. Bit rough sometimes.
44) Michelle Ryan: 5 points. Stands over a pool of water being evil.
43) Caitlin Stasey: 5 points. "ANGUS, ANGUS, I'M LUCKY TO BE THIS HIGH!"
42) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points. Cute.
41) Georgia Moffet: 6 points. Hope she's in Who next year.
40) Pippa Black: 6 points. Surprisingly high.
39) Zoe Saldana: 7 points. I'm not even sure she's hot.
38) Megan Fox: 7 points. Fit, but not number 1 material like THEY would have you believe.
37) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points. LOL. Janae from Neighbours.
36) Ali Larter: 8 points. Blah. Shouldn't be on the list.
35) Jaime Murray: 8 points. See above.
34) Kym Valentine: 11 points.
33) Katie McGrath: 11 points. Best thing about Merlin (except Victor Meldrew and Giles.)
32) Alizee: 12 points. Is she still around?
31) Laura Vandervoort: 12 points. Horribly overrated, sorry.
30) Mila Kunis: 13 points. Should be a bit higher next time.
29) Evangeline Lily: 14 points. Would be higher if Lost was on tv more often.
28) Beyonce: 14 points. She's okay.
27) Rihanna: 15 points. Don't like her new haircut.
26) Kristin Kreuk: 15 points.
25) Lizzy Caplan: 15 points. True Blood hottie.
24) Katy Perry: 16 points. Kiss a squirrel and licked nuts.
23) Tricia Helfer: 18 points.
22) Allison Mack: 19 points. Cute but insconsistent.
21) Emilia Arata: 20 points. Another forgotten BB contestant. Rachel was fitter.
20) Hayden Panettiere: 20 points. I didn't like her, then I started liking her, then I was indifferent and now I like her again. DEAL WITH IT.
19) Freema Agyeman: 22 points.
18) Zooey Deschanel: 25 points.
17) Kelly Brook: 28 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA!
16) Eva Green: 29 points.
15) Shakira: 34 points.
14) Keira Knightley: 38 points. Way too high. Overrated.
13) Emilie de Ravin: 45 points. Lovely.
12) Summer Glau: 45 points. Good ranking!
11) Ellen Page: 56 points. Bit too high but I went through a period of liking her and she IS cute.
10) Emma Watson: 56 points. Top ten. Take that, haters!
9) Rachel Rice: 57 points. I don't regret rating her so highly, as it reflected how I felt at the time. Will drop next time, obviously (Big Brother winner.)
8) Avril Lavigne: 60 points. She's so lame, I know, but I've always like her APPEARANCE. But a bit too high.
7) Kari Byron: 63 points. Highest new entry!
6) Kristen Bell: 66 points. I didn't think she'd be so high, but well done to her.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg: 79 points. Same ranking as last time.
4) Kristen Stewart: 92 points. HUGE jump up the rankings. She doesn't always look great but she's got something about her which makes me go "hmm, I like her." Hmm, I like her.
3) Scarlett Johansson: 110 points. Same ranking as last time. Solid.
2) Natalie Portman: 119 points. She just went through a long stretch of wearing ugly outfits and there not being any good photos of her. She's still high on the strength of the first six months, but who knows where she'll be next time...
1) Anna Paquin: 178 points. Runaway winner. Deserves it too.
There. I did it.
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