CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
And so it is. The sum total of every list I've written since November 2007. Basically in every top ten the number 1 gets 10 points (20 if it's a top twenty since the more girls in the list the more impressive it is or something), number 2 gets 9 and so on down to number 10 getting 1. Then I just add them up and arrange them in order. This is the third list so all I had to do was add the data for the last six months onto the last list. DON'T WORRY, I'M NOT INSANE. It only took FIVE MINUTES to do it, honest!
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/wacky-hot-one-t110878.html < last list for comparison
AND WITHOUT FURTHER APU...
92) Gail Kim: 1 point. Not all that hot.
91) Beth Phoenix: 1 point. THE GLAMAZON.
90) Michelle Forbes: 1 point. Maybe the oldest woman on the list?
89) Dichen Lachman: 1 point. Why the long face?
88) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
87) Alexis Bledel: 2 points. No idea who she is.
86) Lita: 3 points. There's a lot of wrestlers near the bottom.
85) Maysoon Shaladi: 3 points.
84) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points. I think Hambil suggested her. Looks young, so must have been.
83) Michelle Heaton: 4 points. First apology of the list. I think her arse looked nice in spandex on CBB, but it's no excuse.
82) Sophia Myles: 4 points.
81) Yvonne Strahovski: 4 points. I should watch Chuck.
80) Michelle Ryan: 5 points. Nice body, don't like her face much.
79) Jessica Biel: 5 points. I have no memory of ever including her.
78) Rebecca Mader: 5 points. Mum says she's not allowed choclate before dinner.
77) Amy Adams: 5 points. Two redheads in a row!
76) Zuleikha Robinson: 5 points. What lies in the shadow of the statue?
75) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points. LOL, I used to like her.
74) Georgia Moffet: 6 points. Should be in Doctor Who again.
73) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
72) Billie Piper: 6 points.
71) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points. Janae from Neighbours!
70) Ali Larter: 8 points. Would be higher if her mouth wasn't weird.
69) Jaime Murray: 8 points. Pardon her tits.
68) Anna Friel: 8 points.
67) Trish Stratus: 8 points.
66) Christina Hendricks: 8 points.
65) Anjili Mohindra: 9 points. I'd have a Sarah Jane Adventure with her!
64) Cate Blanchett: 9 points. Too classy for this list, really.
63) Amanda Seyfried: 9 points. Not sure who she is.
62) Sophie Winkleman: 9 points. BRING BACK PEEP SHOW.
61) Leven Rambin: 10 points. Aww, I really like her. Hope I see her in another tv show eventually.
60) Maryse Oullet: 10 points. HIGHEST RATED WRESTLER.
59) KT Tunstall: 11 points. Don't remember ever including her but it sounds like something I'd do.
58) Alizee: 12 points.
57) Laura Vandervoort: 12 points.
56) Chloe Annett: 12 points. I hate the term "MILF", but...
55) Olivia Wilde: 13 points. Thirteen from House.
54) Zoe Saldana: 14 points. SEXING FREQUENCIES OPEN, CAPTAIN.
53) Amy Acker: 14 points.
52) Lacey Chabert: 14 points. Newcomer to the list, though she's been hot since LOST IN SPACE.
51) Lizzy Caplan: 15 points. The one with nice tits on True Blood.
50) Katee Sachoff: 15 points. She won't be forgotten.
49) Mila Kunis: 16 points.
48) Holly Willoughby: 16 points.
47) Kym Valentine: 16 points. Heh.
46) Caitlin Stasey: 17 points. FOGOT the words to "Unforgettable"!!!
45) Rekha Sharma: 17 points. Should be in a good tv show too.
44) Kristin Kreuk: 18 points. Meh.
43) Emilia Arata: 20 points. Long forgotten bendy BB girl.
42) Kate Winslet: 20 points. Reminds me too much of pickled onions.
41) Tania Raymonde: 20 points.
40) Miracle Laurie: 21 points. Great body, eyes are a bit too glazed over.
39) Eliza Dushku: 22 points. Meh, not a big fan, probably only included her because of PEER PRESSURE.
38) Beyonce: 23 points.
37) Pippa Black: 24 points.
36) Grace Park: 25 points.
35) Kandyse McClure: 26 points. Hot eyes.
34) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. MEH, cute a lot of the time but not all that hot.
33) Elizabeth Mitchell: 26 points. HUGE DIRTY BREASTS.
32) Katie McGrath: 28 points. From Merlin.
31) Rihanna: 30 points. Don't let men shove you around, girl!
30) Emily Blunt: 30 points.
29) Freema Agyeman: 32 points.
28) Tricia Helfer: 34 points.
27) Megan Fox: 34 points. Hot but overrated, but still hot.
26) Anna Popplewell: 36 points. DO ANOTHER MOVIE OR SOMETHING.
25) Keira Knightley: 38 points. Oh Keira. What happened to you? What happened to your chin?
24) Zooey Deschanel: 40 points. Need to look her up again, just remembered how cute she is.
23) Leah Cairns: 43 points. Another Tomtrek special!
22) Emilie de Ravin: 45 points. Should be in Lost.
21) Shakira: 48 points.
20) Lena Headey: 49 points. Impressive showing considering everyone was distracted by Summer Glau.
19) Allison Mack: 51 points. Cute.
18) Anne Hathaway: 55 points. Cute.
17) Rachel Rice: 57 points. The absolute biggest failure of the list. I wasn't as into the whole top ten thing last summer and I got lazy and just included this BB contestant because I had easy access to her (on tv) a lot. Nice eyes and ass but nothing amazingly hot really. I'm not striking her out or anything because that would go against EVERYTHING THE LIST STANDS FOR but I'm not happy she's so high. I'll do better next time.
16) Kelly Brook: 59 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA!
15) Avril Lavigne: 60 points. !!
14) Katy Perry: 67 points. Huge breasts.
13) Kristen Bell: 88 points. Not sure how she got so high as I'm not really a huge fan.
12) Lily Allen: 88 points. Highest new entry. Impressive. Most impressive.
11) Kari Byron: 94 points.
10) Ellen Page: 97 points. Cute as a grape.
9) Eva Green: 97 points. Well deserved top ten placing, IMHO.
8) Evangeline Lilly: 126 points. FRECKLES.
7) Kristen Stewart: 132 points. She's got something really kind of smouldering about her, sometimes...I don't know.
6) Scarlett Johansson: 178 points. Scarlett drops three places as there was a long stretch of time where there were no new images of her, but was starting to do much better at the end of the voting period.
5) Summer Glau: 185 points. Big jump up for this MACHINE.
4) Emma Watson: 201 points. Knows what she's doing with all the sexy shoots.
3) Anna Paquin: 209 points. Number one last time, but she's hardly been included since. Will have dropped down a lot more by the next list unless something drastic happens.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg: 261 points. JUST missing out on the top spot, WHICH MEANS...
1) Natalie Portman: 272 points. Did you actually think it could be anyone else?
SEE YOU IN NOVEMBER
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/wacky-hot-one-t110878.html < last list for comparison
AND WITHOUT FURTHER APU...
92) Gail Kim: 1 point. Not all that hot.
91) Beth Phoenix: 1 point. THE GLAMAZON.
90) Michelle Forbes: 1 point. Maybe the oldest woman on the list?
89) Dichen Lachman: 1 point. Why the long face?
88) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
87) Alexis Bledel: 2 points. No idea who she is.
86) Lita: 3 points. There's a lot of wrestlers near the bottom.
85) Maysoon Shaladi: 3 points.
84) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points. I think Hambil suggested her. Looks young, so must have been.
83) Michelle Heaton: 4 points. First apology of the list. I think her arse looked nice in spandex on CBB, but it's no excuse.
82) Sophia Myles: 4 points.
81) Yvonne Strahovski: 4 points. I should watch Chuck.
80) Michelle Ryan: 5 points. Nice body, don't like her face much.
79) Jessica Biel: 5 points. I have no memory of ever including her.
78) Rebecca Mader: 5 points. Mum says she's not allowed choclate before dinner.
77) Amy Adams: 5 points. Two redheads in a row!
76) Zuleikha Robinson: 5 points. What lies in the shadow of the statue?
75) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points. LOL, I used to like her.
74) Georgia Moffet: 6 points. Should be in Doctor Who again.
73) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
72) Billie Piper: 6 points.
71) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points. Janae from Neighbours!
70) Ali Larter: 8 points. Would be higher if her mouth wasn't weird.
69) Jaime Murray: 8 points. Pardon her tits.
68) Anna Friel: 8 points.
67) Trish Stratus: 8 points.
66) Christina Hendricks: 8 points.
65) Anjili Mohindra: 9 points. I'd have a Sarah Jane Adventure with her!
64) Cate Blanchett: 9 points. Too classy for this list, really.
63) Amanda Seyfried: 9 points. Not sure who she is.
62) Sophie Winkleman: 9 points. BRING BACK PEEP SHOW.
61) Leven Rambin: 10 points. Aww, I really like her. Hope I see her in another tv show eventually.
60) Maryse Oullet: 10 points. HIGHEST RATED WRESTLER.
59) KT Tunstall: 11 points. Don't remember ever including her but it sounds like something I'd do.
58) Alizee: 12 points.
57) Laura Vandervoort: 12 points.
56) Chloe Annett: 12 points. I hate the term "MILF", but...
55) Olivia Wilde: 13 points. Thirteen from House.
54) Zoe Saldana: 14 points. SEXING FREQUENCIES OPEN, CAPTAIN.
53) Amy Acker: 14 points.
52) Lacey Chabert: 14 points. Newcomer to the list, though she's been hot since LOST IN SPACE.
51) Lizzy Caplan: 15 points. The one with nice tits on True Blood.
TOP FIFTY
50) Katee Sachoff: 15 points. She won't be forgotten.
49) Mila Kunis: 16 points.
48) Holly Willoughby: 16 points.
47) Kym Valentine: 16 points. Heh.
46) Caitlin Stasey: 17 points. FOGOT the words to "Unforgettable"!!!
45) Rekha Sharma: 17 points. Should be in a good tv show too.
44) Kristin Kreuk: 18 points. Meh.
43) Emilia Arata: 20 points. Long forgotten bendy BB girl.
42) Kate Winslet: 20 points. Reminds me too much of pickled onions.
41) Tania Raymonde: 20 points.
40) Miracle Laurie: 21 points. Great body, eyes are a bit too glazed over.
39) Eliza Dushku: 22 points. Meh, not a big fan, probably only included her because of PEER PRESSURE.
38) Beyonce: 23 points.
37) Pippa Black: 24 points.
36) Grace Park: 25 points.
35) Kandyse McClure: 26 points. Hot eyes.
34) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. MEH, cute a lot of the time but not all that hot.
33) Elizabeth Mitchell: 26 points. HUGE DIRTY BREASTS.
32) Katie McGrath: 28 points. From Merlin.
31) Rihanna: 30 points. Don't let men shove you around, girl!
30) Emily Blunt: 30 points.
29) Freema Agyeman: 32 points.
28) Tricia Helfer: 34 points.
27) Megan Fox: 34 points. Hot but overrated, but still hot.
26) Anna Popplewell: 36 points. DO ANOTHER MOVIE OR SOMETHING.
25) Keira Knightley: 38 points. Oh Keira. What happened to you? What happened to your chin?
24) Zooey Deschanel: 40 points. Need to look her up again, just remembered how cute she is.
23) Leah Cairns: 43 points. Another Tomtrek special!
22) Emilie de Ravin: 45 points. Should be in Lost.
21) Shakira: 48 points.
TOP TWENTY
20) Lena Headey: 49 points. Impressive showing considering everyone was distracted by Summer Glau.
19) Allison Mack: 51 points. Cute.
18) Anne Hathaway: 55 points. Cute.
17) Rachel Rice: 57 points. The absolute biggest failure of the list. I wasn't as into the whole top ten thing last summer and I got lazy and just included this BB contestant because I had easy access to her (on tv) a lot. Nice eyes and ass but nothing amazingly hot really. I'm not striking her out or anything because that would go against EVERYTHING THE LIST STANDS FOR but I'm not happy she's so high. I'll do better next time.
16) Kelly Brook: 59 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA!
15) Avril Lavigne: 60 points. !!
14) Katy Perry: 67 points. Huge breasts.
13) Kristen Bell: 88 points. Not sure how she got so high as I'm not really a huge fan.
12) Lily Allen: 88 points. Highest new entry. Impressive. Most impressive.
11) Kari Byron: 94 points.
TOP TEN
10) Ellen Page: 97 points. Cute as a grape.
9) Eva Green: 97 points. Well deserved top ten placing, IMHO.
8) Evangeline Lilly: 126 points. FRECKLES.
7) Kristen Stewart: 132 points. She's got something really kind of smouldering about her, sometimes...I don't know.
6) Scarlett Johansson: 178 points. Scarlett drops three places as there was a long stretch of time where there were no new images of her, but was starting to do much better at the end of the voting period.
5) Summer Glau: 185 points. Big jump up for this MACHINE.
4) Emma Watson: 201 points. Knows what she's doing with all the sexy shoots.
3) Anna Paquin: 209 points. Number one last time, but she's hardly been included since. Will have dropped down a lot more by the next list unless something drastic happens.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg: 261 points. JUST missing out on the top spot, WHICH MEANS...
NUMBER ONE
1) Natalie Portman: 272 points. Did you actually think it could be anyone else?
SEE YOU IN NOVEMBER
