The Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 5.0 (November 2007 to April 2010)

[Dr Dave]

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[CaptainWacky]

It's okay, Dr Dave.

 

[The Tomtrek]

HEY MENTY HERE'S A THREAD FOR YOU TO CATCH UP ON

 

[CaptainWacky]

I would count it as my birthday present if he read it.

 

[Mentalist]

I read it. All of it. I won't pretend to know who half of them are but it's quite an incredible list really. You certainly are an expert in the field of subjectively ranking female celebrities in order of hotness!

We should somehow send this entire thread to Natalie Portman and Michelle Trachtenberg. To Natalie so she can see what happens when you don't fucking do any photo shoots and dissapear in to the West Bank saving babies from torture or something and to Michelle so she can be happy that she is THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION and that we would like her even MORE (is it possible?) if she started getting her assets out more often.

I don't understand why everybody's so into this Michelle Trachtenberg with her big horse teeth, pinched jew-broad face/head, and complete lack of sex appeal.

Also, there is no doubt in anyone's mind that she will age poorly. There's nothing less sexy than when you can easliy tell how bad someone will look in 20 years.

Spoiler

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think Michelle would be slightly weirded out (I mean, who can blame her) given her comments about creepy guys looking at screencaps of her ass or whatever it was (she should take it as a compliment.) Natalie would think about it for a moment and say something like "it's nice that you have a hobby" and pat me on the head.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Michelle would be wierded out but she'd understand your noble intentions.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If she mind melded with me, maybe.

But then she'd know about all the wanking...

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

169) Alexis Bledel: 2 points.

So, I just started watching the Gilmore Girls and this?

Too low.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Oh hey do you like my freakishly large eyes?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Oh, ya, that's the dude from Heroes. They're pretty much unbearably beautiful.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't even remember where I saw her for her to be on the list at all (it wasn't Gilmore Girls.) I'll keep an eye open for her (and just generally to see out of.)