CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
1) The last list (version 6.0) covered the period November 2007 to October 2010. I have kept METICULOUS records since then. ALL I've done is add the points from the last six months onto that list. Therefore, I'm really only doing A SEVENTH as much work as it looks like. And I'm only a seventh as crazy as you think.
2) In a top ten, ten points are awarded for first place, nine for second, eight for third and so on. In a top fifteen it's fifteen points for first, fourteen for second. In a top twenty, twenty points for first and...you get the idea. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead.
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 215 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) Remember that this list is going back THREE AND A HALF YEARS. Some of the girls on it have only been added recently. Some have been on it for three and a half years. It obviously does not necessarily represent my current thinking. It is not supposed to be a definitive "hottest girl" list in any way. It merely represents my thinking of the last three and a half years and ranks the girls who have been most successful in that time.
5) I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Really all of you are to blame for encouraging and enabling me.
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
7) Version 8.0 in October will be ever better!
8) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS WINNERS
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 5: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 6: Michelle Trachtenberg
AND NOW...
215) Gail Kim: 1 point.
214) Emily Head: 1 point. Yes she's Anthony Head's daughter.
213) Kacey Rohl: 1 point.
212) Beth Phoenix: 2 points. THE GLAMAZON.
211) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
210) Juliet Landau: 2 points.
209) Lita: 3 points.
208) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
207) Alexandra Moen: 3 points.
206) Lady GaGa: 3 points.
205) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
204) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
203) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
202) Paloma Vivanco: 4 points.
201) Dichen Lachman: 5 points.
200) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points.
199) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
198) Olivia Williams: 5 points.
197) Abigail Spencer: 5 points.
196) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points.
195) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
194) Sarah Lancaster: 6 points.
193) Zuleikha Robinson: 6 points.
192) Rachel Ifon: 6 points.
191) Hannah Tointon: 6 points.
190) Gwyneth Paltrow: 6 points.
189) Eve Myles: 7 points.
188) Franka Potente: 7 points.
187) Liz Locke: 7 points. Of The Apprentice.
186) Tamsin Egerton: 7 points.
185) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points.
184) Ali Larter: 8 points.
183) Anna Friel: 8 points.
182) Charlize Theron: 8 points.
181) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
180) Cate Blanchett: 9 points.
179) Amrita Rao: 9 points.
178) Agam Darshi: 9 points.
177) Kaya Scodelario: 10 points.
176) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points.
175) Christina Aguilera: 10 points.
174) Lisa Edelstein: 10 points.
173) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
172) Adelaide Kane: 11 points.
171) Emmy Rossum: 11 points.
170) Chloe Annett: 12 points.
169) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
168) Jade Ewen: 12 points.
167) Leven Rambin: 12 points. Remember her on Sarah Connor Chronicles?
166) Billie Piper: 12 points.
165) Leighton Meester: 12 points.
164) Allison Scagliotti: 12 points.
163) Valentina Novakovic: 12 points.
162) Sonya Walger: 13 points.
161) Freida Pinto: 13 points.
160) KT Tunstall: 13 points.
159) Laura Moore: 14 points. Of The Apprentice.
158) Kate Walsh: 15 points. Kate Sidemouth (of The Apprentice).
157) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points.
156) Antoina Thomas: 15 points.
155) Alexis Bledel: 15 points.
154) Rebecca Mader: 16 points. Mum says she's not allowed choclate before dinner.
153) Mekenna Melvin: 16 points.
152) Liz Bonnin: 16 points.
151) Sarah Shahi: 17 points.
150) Emilia Clarke: 17 points. I have a feeling she's be higher next time (she's Dany.)
149) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
148) Nicole de Boer: 18 points.
147) Pink: 19 points.
146) Kate Beckinsale: 19 points.
145) Sophie Winkleman: 19 points. BIG SUZE.
144) Alice Roberts: 19 points.
143) Emilia Arata: 20 points.
142) Georgia Moffet: 20 points.
141) Amber Tamblyn: 20 points.
140) Sheridan Smith: 21 points.
139) Christine Adams: 21 points.
138) Miracle Laurie: 22 points.
137) Alizee: 22 points.
136) Caoimhe Guilfoyle: 22 points.
135) Katee Sachoff: 22 points.
134) Katherine Jenkins: 22 points.
133) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
132) Hira Habibshah: 23 points. Remember the giant cake.
131) Rachel Nichols: 23 points.
130) Grace Park: 25 points.
129) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points.
128) Natalie Imbruglia: 25 points. My number one like fifteen years ago.
127) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. Eww.
126) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
125) Stella English: 26 points. Of The Apprentice (probably too high.)
124) Sienna Guillory: 27 points.
123) Ashley Eckstein: 28 points.
122) Rachel Rice: 29 points.
121) Michelle Forbes: 29 points.
120) Jennifer Carpenter: 29 points.
119) Emma Walker: 30 points.
118) Jordy Lucas: 30 points. Great body, bad face.
117) Sara Folino: 31 points. Probably the hottest BB girl.
116) Jaime Murray: 31 points. Pale breasts.
115) Rekha Sharma: 33 points.
114) Elyse Levesque: 33 points.
113) Polly Walker: 35 points.
112) Scarlett Pomers: 35 points.
111) Noirin Kelly: 37 points.
110) Maryse Oullet: 37 points.
109) Alaina Huffman: 37 points.
108) Courtney Ford: 37 points.
107) Kandyse McClure: 38 points.
106) Genevieve Buechner: 39 points.
105) Yvonne Strahovski: 41 points.
104) Sophia Myles: 43 points.
103) Pixie Lott: 46 points.
102) Amber Heard: 46 points.
101) Jessica Pare: 48 points.
100) Lauren Laverne: 48 points. I like her!
99) Tricia Helfer: 49 points.
98) Konnie Huq: 49 points. I only started ranking her when she married Charlie Brooker.
97) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points.
96) Sarah Chalke: 50 points.
95) Marina Diamandis: 51 points. Interesting voice, can't really remember what she looks like.
94) Eliza Doolittle: 53 points.
93) Holly Willoughby: 54 points.
92) Ola Jordan: 57 points.
91) Lizzy Caplan: 57 points.
90) Rihanna: 59 points.
89) Sunshine Martyn: 59 points. DOCTOR Sunshine now.
88) Rose Byrne: 59 points. New entry.
87) Sienna Miller: 60 points.
86) Vera Filatova: 60 points.
85) Emma Roberts: 60 points.
84) Sarah Silverman: 61 points.
83) Allison Mack: 62 points.
82) Eliza Dushku: 63 points.
81) Kristin Kreuk: 65 points.
80) Tania Raymonde: 67 points.
79) Julie McNiven: 67 points.
78) Megan Fox: 68 points. Yes, still too high, but she's always getting lower.
77) Carey Mulligan: 71 points. Good actress.
76) Beyonce: 73 points. I remember her.
75) Taylor Momsen: 73 points. Sex positive hero. I like her.
74) Cheryl Cole: 75 points. I thought she was pretty in an evil, souless way. Probably isn't.
73) Amy Adams: 77 points. She IS pretty.
72) Julie Benz: 80 points.
71) Jeri Ryan: 82 points.
70) Shriya Saran: 83 points. FOR RSA.
69) Taylor Swift: 83 points. Too high.
68) Jessica Biel: 84 points.
67) Leah Cairns: 85 points.
66) Emma Stone: 89 points. Was better with red hair.
65) Talulah Riley: 89 points. Nice pale English girl (there's several.)
64) Caitlin Stasey: 91 points.
63) Blake Lively: 92 points. Nice breasts.
62) Kristen Bell: 93 points.
61) Olivia Munn: 95 points. Good rating since I still barely know who she is.
60) Laila Rouass: 96 points. In lots of British tv shows of varying quality.
59) Lena Headey: 97 points.
58) Layla El: 102 points. Highest ranked WWE Diva.
57) Amber Benson: 105 points. Big jump up the rankings. I liked her in Buffy and I still do now.
56) Lacey Chabert: 106 points.
55) Elizabeth Mitchell: 107 points.
54) January Jones: 110 points. Breasts.
53) María Valverde: 113 points. Would be higher if I was Spanish.
52) Michelle Ryan: 120 points.
51) Peyton List: 121 points. Was hotter in Flashforward than in Mad Men, strangely.
50) Laura Vandervoort: 121 points. She is nice in several ways and epsecially in a bra.
49) Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 122 points. Highest new entry. Would be higher if I'd known about her years ago.
48) Alessandra Torresani: 122 points. She is hot and seems nice.
47) Freema Agyeman: 123 points.
46) Pippa Black: 126 points.
45) Christina Hendricks: 134 points.
44) Emilie de Ravin: 134 points.
43) Gillian Jacobs: 145 points. Slightly underrated still!
42) Amanda Seyfried: 146 points. Good eyes.
41) Katy Perry: 150 points. Too high.
40) Kristen Stewart: 151 points. Another of those "how the fuck did she get so high?" ones. Most of her rankings were before Twilight.
39) Lily Allen: 153 points. She's crazy but she's hot.
38) Evan Rachel Wood: 155 points. She is interesting.
37) Keira Knightley: 164 points. I like her again. Climbing the rankings for the first time in years.
36) Zoe Saldana: 170 points.
35) Margot Robbie: 180 points. Australian breasts.
34) Gemma Arterton: 193 points.
33) Ashleigh Brewer: 194 points. Nice face.
32) Kelly Brook: 196 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
31) Kate Winslet: 197 points.
30) Felicia Day: 203 points. Cute.
29) Emily Blunt: 222 points. Nice posh voice!
28) Kym Valentine: 231 points.
27) Amy Acker: 232 points.
26) Kat Dennings: 250 points. BIG jump in the rankings. Also big: her breasts.
25) Deborah Ann Woll: 257 points.
24) Anjili Mohindra: 262 points. Cute girl. Probably quite sad right now.
23) Kari Byron: 264 points. She is nice.
22) Morena Baccarin: 272 points. Best thing about V. Nice bum.
21) Magda Aponovich: 285 points. Lacy did good. She really thinks you should kneel.
20) Imogen Poots: 287 points. Lovely young English actress with amazing eyes cracks the top twenty.
19) Shakira: 291 points. Because hips don't lie!
18) Alison Brie: 311 points. Big jump up the rankings. Also big: her CUTENESS (and breasts.)
17) Anna Popplewell: 330 points. She needs a breakout role.
16) Mila Kunis: 331 points. She has done things with Natalie Portman. Hot in her own right too.
15) Rachel Riley: 334 points. Yes "that girl from Countdown with the nice bum" is at number 15. It's a really nice bum.
14) Karen Gillan: 363 points. Highest ranked Scottish girl by a considerable margin!
13) Ellen Page: 397 points. Cuter than shoes.
12) Olivia Wilde: 423 points. Moves up three places. I've been liking her more and more lately.
11) Avril Lavigne: 445 points. She's nice.
TOP TEN
10) Anne Hathaway: 449 points. She is lovely and leggy and sometimes wears glasses and sometimes she's naked and she's lovely.
9) Anna Paquin: 475 points. I don't really like her anymore, but she was ranked very highly in the early years of the list and hangs on to a top ten placing.
8) Katie McGrath: 517 points. Pale breasts.
7) Evangeline Lilly: 542 points. Lost is over. She's pregnant. She isn't acting much.
6) Emma Watson: 581 points. Sometimes I think she's WAY TOO HIGH, other times she gives me the absolute horn. So this is an understandable rating.
5) Summer Glau: 582 points. DESPITE going off her a bit when she got rid of her mole, Summer moves up to the top five. She is very nice!
4) Eva Green: 695 points. Eva moves up an impressive five places. She is frequently naked.
3) Scarlett Johansson: 913 points. She is inconsistent but at her best there's few better.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg: 1710 points. I was quite obsessed with Michelle for a year or more, it's fair to see. Tomtrek constantly linking me to new pictures of her in nice dresses helped, and her weekly tv show Mercy and also the fact that Natalie had disappeared for a while. Gradually the obsession turned back into "really really liking" and eventually it was gone completely and I allowed my brain to think about different girls, so her ranking in the top ten began to drop. My brain began to change again. But hey, she's number two IN THE ENTIRE WORLD (this list) so that's still pretty great, isn't it?
1) Natalie Portman: 1782 points. It has been a very eventful six months for Natalie Portman. She got pregnant with her fist child. She got engaged. Many movies with her starring in them were released. Some (Black Swan) better than others (No Strings Attached.) She was OFFICIALLy declared the BEST ACTRESS IN THE WORLD by the Academy, winning her first Oscar. Her breasts got bigger and bigger. We saw her bum in a thong. But all of these achievements and life changing events completely pale in comparison to this, her crowing achievement: making it back to the number one spot on the Wacky Hot One Hundred for the first time in two years. Congratuatlions, Natalie. While this list obviously doesn't represent how I currently feel in most cases, it absolutely does about Natalie. She is the best girl ever.
2) In a top ten, ten points are awarded for first place, nine for second, eight for third and so on. In a top fifteen it's fifteen points for first, fourteen for second. In a top twenty, twenty points for first and...you get the idea. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead.
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 215 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) Remember that this list is going back THREE AND A HALF YEARS. Some of the girls on it have only been added recently. Some have been on it for three and a half years. It obviously does not necessarily represent my current thinking. It is not supposed to be a definitive "hottest girl" list in any way. It merely represents my thinking of the last three and a half years and ranks the girls who have been most successful in that time.
5) I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Really all of you are to blame for encouraging and enabling me.
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
7) Version 8.0 in October will be ever better!
8) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS WINNERS
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 5: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 6: Michelle Trachtenberg
AND NOW...
215) Gail Kim: 1 point.
214) Emily Head: 1 point. Yes she's Anthony Head's daughter.
213) Kacey Rohl: 1 point.
212) Beth Phoenix: 2 points. THE GLAMAZON.
211) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
210) Juliet Landau: 2 points.
209) Lita: 3 points.
208) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
207) Alexandra Moen: 3 points.
206) Lady GaGa: 3 points.
205) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
204) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
203) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
202) Paloma Vivanco: 4 points.
201) Dichen Lachman: 5 points.
200) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points.
199) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
198) Olivia Williams: 5 points.
197) Abigail Spencer: 5 points.
196) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points.
195) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
194) Sarah Lancaster: 6 points.
193) Zuleikha Robinson: 6 points.
192) Rachel Ifon: 6 points.
191) Hannah Tointon: 6 points.
190) Gwyneth Paltrow: 6 points.
189) Eve Myles: 7 points.
188) Franka Potente: 7 points.
187) Liz Locke: 7 points. Of The Apprentice.
186) Tamsin Egerton: 7 points.
185) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points.
184) Ali Larter: 8 points.
183) Anna Friel: 8 points.
182) Charlize Theron: 8 points.
181) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
180) Cate Blanchett: 9 points.
179) Amrita Rao: 9 points.
178) Agam Darshi: 9 points.
177) Kaya Scodelario: 10 points.
176) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points.
175) Christina Aguilera: 10 points.
174) Lisa Edelstein: 10 points.
173) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
172) Adelaide Kane: 11 points.
171) Emmy Rossum: 11 points.
170) Chloe Annett: 12 points.
169) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
168) Jade Ewen: 12 points.
167) Leven Rambin: 12 points. Remember her on Sarah Connor Chronicles?
166) Billie Piper: 12 points.
165) Leighton Meester: 12 points.
164) Allison Scagliotti: 12 points.
163) Valentina Novakovic: 12 points.
162) Sonya Walger: 13 points.
161) Freida Pinto: 13 points.
160) KT Tunstall: 13 points.
159) Laura Moore: 14 points. Of The Apprentice.
158) Kate Walsh: 15 points. Kate Sidemouth (of The Apprentice).
157) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points.
156) Antoina Thomas: 15 points.
155) Alexis Bledel: 15 points.
154) Rebecca Mader: 16 points. Mum says she's not allowed choclate before dinner.
153) Mekenna Melvin: 16 points.
152) Liz Bonnin: 16 points.
151) Sarah Shahi: 17 points.
150) Emilia Clarke: 17 points. I have a feeling she's be higher next time (she's Dany.)
149) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
148) Nicole de Boer: 18 points.
147) Pink: 19 points.
146) Kate Beckinsale: 19 points.
145) Sophie Winkleman: 19 points. BIG SUZE.
144) Alice Roberts: 19 points.
143) Emilia Arata: 20 points.
142) Georgia Moffet: 20 points.
141) Amber Tamblyn: 20 points.
140) Sheridan Smith: 21 points.
139) Christine Adams: 21 points.
138) Miracle Laurie: 22 points.
137) Alizee: 22 points.
136) Caoimhe Guilfoyle: 22 points.
135) Katee Sachoff: 22 points.
134) Katherine Jenkins: 22 points.
133) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
132) Hira Habibshah: 23 points. Remember the giant cake.
131) Rachel Nichols: 23 points.
130) Grace Park: 25 points.
129) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points.
128) Natalie Imbruglia: 25 points. My number one like fifteen years ago.
127) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. Eww.
126) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
125) Stella English: 26 points. Of The Apprentice (probably too high.)
124) Sienna Guillory: 27 points.
123) Ashley Eckstein: 28 points.
122) Rachel Rice: 29 points.
121) Michelle Forbes: 29 points.
120) Jennifer Carpenter: 29 points.
119) Emma Walker: 30 points.
118) Jordy Lucas: 30 points. Great body, bad face.
117) Sara Folino: 31 points. Probably the hottest BB girl.
116) Jaime Murray: 31 points. Pale breasts.
115) Rekha Sharma: 33 points.
114) Elyse Levesque: 33 points.
113) Polly Walker: 35 points.
112) Scarlett Pomers: 35 points.
111) Noirin Kelly: 37 points.
110) Maryse Oullet: 37 points.
109) Alaina Huffman: 37 points.
108) Courtney Ford: 37 points.
107) Kandyse McClure: 38 points.
106) Genevieve Buechner: 39 points.
105) Yvonne Strahovski: 41 points.
104) Sophia Myles: 43 points.
103) Pixie Lott: 46 points.
102) Amber Heard: 46 points.
101) Jessica Pare: 48 points.
TOP ONE HUNDRED
100) Lauren Laverne: 48 points. I like her!
99) Tricia Helfer: 49 points.
98) Konnie Huq: 49 points. I only started ranking her when she married Charlie Brooker.
97) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points.
96) Sarah Chalke: 50 points.
95) Marina Diamandis: 51 points. Interesting voice, can't really remember what she looks like.
94) Eliza Doolittle: 53 points.
93) Holly Willoughby: 54 points.
92) Ola Jordan: 57 points.
91) Lizzy Caplan: 57 points.
90) Rihanna: 59 points.
89) Sunshine Martyn: 59 points. DOCTOR Sunshine now.
88) Rose Byrne: 59 points. New entry.
87) Sienna Miller: 60 points.
86) Vera Filatova: 60 points.
85) Emma Roberts: 60 points.
84) Sarah Silverman: 61 points.
83) Allison Mack: 62 points.
82) Eliza Dushku: 63 points.
81) Kristin Kreuk: 65 points.
80) Tania Raymonde: 67 points.
79) Julie McNiven: 67 points.
78) Megan Fox: 68 points. Yes, still too high, but she's always getting lower.
77) Carey Mulligan: 71 points. Good actress.
76) Beyonce: 73 points. I remember her.
75) Taylor Momsen: 73 points. Sex positive hero. I like her.
74) Cheryl Cole: 75 points. I thought she was pretty in an evil, souless way. Probably isn't.
73) Amy Adams: 77 points. She IS pretty.
72) Julie Benz: 80 points.
71) Jeri Ryan: 82 points.
70) Shriya Saran: 83 points. FOR RSA.
69) Taylor Swift: 83 points. Too high.
68) Jessica Biel: 84 points.
67) Leah Cairns: 85 points.
66) Emma Stone: 89 points. Was better with red hair.
65) Talulah Riley: 89 points. Nice pale English girl (there's several.)
64) Caitlin Stasey: 91 points.
63) Blake Lively: 92 points. Nice breasts.
62) Kristen Bell: 93 points.
61) Olivia Munn: 95 points. Good rating since I still barely know who she is.
60) Laila Rouass: 96 points. In lots of British tv shows of varying quality.
59) Lena Headey: 97 points.
58) Layla El: 102 points. Highest ranked WWE Diva.
57) Amber Benson: 105 points. Big jump up the rankings. I liked her in Buffy and I still do now.
56) Lacey Chabert: 106 points.
55) Elizabeth Mitchell: 107 points.
54) January Jones: 110 points. Breasts.
53) María Valverde: 113 points. Would be higher if I was Spanish.
52) Michelle Ryan: 120 points.
51) Peyton List: 121 points. Was hotter in Flashforward than in Mad Men, strangely.
TOP FIFTY
50) Laura Vandervoort: 121 points. She is nice in several ways and epsecially in a bra.
49) Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 122 points. Highest new entry. Would be higher if I'd known about her years ago.
48) Alessandra Torresani: 122 points. She is hot and seems nice.
47) Freema Agyeman: 123 points.
46) Pippa Black: 126 points.
45) Christina Hendricks: 134 points.
44) Emilie de Ravin: 134 points.
43) Gillian Jacobs: 145 points. Slightly underrated still!
42) Amanda Seyfried: 146 points. Good eyes.
41) Katy Perry: 150 points. Too high.
40) Kristen Stewart: 151 points. Another of those "how the fuck did she get so high?" ones. Most of her rankings were before Twilight.
39) Lily Allen: 153 points. She's crazy but she's hot.
38) Evan Rachel Wood: 155 points. She is interesting.
37) Keira Knightley: 164 points. I like her again. Climbing the rankings for the first time in years.
36) Zoe Saldana: 170 points.
35) Margot Robbie: 180 points. Australian breasts.
34) Gemma Arterton: 193 points.
33) Ashleigh Brewer: 194 points. Nice face.
32) Kelly Brook: 196 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
31) Kate Winslet: 197 points.
30) Felicia Day: 203 points. Cute.
29) Emily Blunt: 222 points. Nice posh voice!
28) Kym Valentine: 231 points.
27) Amy Acker: 232 points.
26) Kat Dennings: 250 points. BIG jump in the rankings. Also big: her breasts.
25) Deborah Ann Woll: 257 points.
24) Anjili Mohindra: 262 points. Cute girl. Probably quite sad right now.
23) Kari Byron: 264 points. She is nice.
22) Morena Baccarin: 272 points. Best thing about V. Nice bum.
21) Magda Aponovich: 285 points. Lacy did good. She really thinks you should kneel.
TOP TWENTY
20) Imogen Poots: 287 points. Lovely young English actress with amazing eyes cracks the top twenty.
19) Shakira: 291 points. Because hips don't lie!
18) Alison Brie: 311 points. Big jump up the rankings. Also big: her CUTENESS (and breasts.)
17) Anna Popplewell: 330 points. She needs a breakout role.
16) Mila Kunis: 331 points. She has done things with Natalie Portman. Hot in her own right too.
15) Rachel Riley: 334 points. Yes "that girl from Countdown with the nice bum" is at number 15. It's a really nice bum.
14) Karen Gillan: 363 points. Highest ranked Scottish girl by a considerable margin!
13) Ellen Page: 397 points. Cuter than shoes.
12) Olivia Wilde: 423 points. Moves up three places. I've been liking her more and more lately.
11) Avril Lavigne: 445 points. She's nice.
TOP TEN
10) Anne Hathaway: 449 points. She is lovely and leggy and sometimes wears glasses and sometimes she's naked and she's lovely.
9) Anna Paquin: 475 points. I don't really like her anymore, but she was ranked very highly in the early years of the list and hangs on to a top ten placing.
8) Katie McGrath: 517 points. Pale breasts.
7) Evangeline Lilly: 542 points. Lost is over. She's pregnant. She isn't acting much.
6) Emma Watson: 581 points. Sometimes I think she's WAY TOO HIGH, other times she gives me the absolute horn. So this is an understandable rating.
5) Summer Glau: 582 points. DESPITE going off her a bit when she got rid of her mole, Summer moves up to the top five. She is very nice!
4) Eva Green: 695 points. Eva moves up an impressive five places. She is frequently naked.
3) Scarlett Johansson: 913 points. She is inconsistent but at her best there's few better.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg: 1710 points. I was quite obsessed with Michelle for a year or more, it's fair to see. Tomtrek constantly linking me to new pictures of her in nice dresses helped, and her weekly tv show Mercy and also the fact that Natalie had disappeared for a while. Gradually the obsession turned back into "really really liking" and eventually it was gone completely and I allowed my brain to think about different girls, so her ranking in the top ten began to drop. My brain began to change again. But hey, she's number two IN THE ENTIRE WORLD (this list) so that's still pretty great, isn't it?
WINNER
1) Natalie Portman: 1782 points. It has been a very eventful six months for Natalie Portman. She got pregnant with her fist child. She got engaged. Many movies with her starring in them were released. Some (Black Swan) better than others (No Strings Attached.) She was OFFICIALLy declared the BEST ACTRESS IN THE WORLD by the Academy, winning her first Oscar. Her breasts got bigger and bigger. We saw her bum in a thong. But all of these achievements and life changing events completely pale in comparison to this, her crowing achievement: making it back to the number one spot on the Wacky Hot One Hundred for the first time in two years. Congratuatlions, Natalie. While this list obviously doesn't represent how I currently feel in most cases, it absolutely does about Natalie. She is the best girl ever.
