CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
1) The last list (version 7.0) covered the period November 2007 to April 2011. I have kept METICULOUS records since then. ALL I've done is add the points from the last seven months onto that list. Therefore, I'm really only doing AM EIGHTH as much work as it looks like. And I'm only an eighth as crazy as you think.
2) In a top ten, ten points are awarded for first place, nine for second, eight for third and so on. In a top fifteen it's fifteen points for first, fourteen for second. In a top twenty, twenty points for first and...you get the idea. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead.
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 142 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) Remember that this list is going back FOUR YEARS. Some of the girls on it have only been added recently. Some have been on it for four years. It obviously does not necessarily represent my current thinking. It is not supposed to be a definitive "hottest girl" list in any way. It merely represents my thinking over the last four years and ranks the girls who have been most successful in that time.
5) I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Really all of you are to blame for encouraging and enabling me.
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
7) Version 9.0 in May 2012 will be ever better!
8) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS NUMBER ONES
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 5: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 6: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 7: Natalie Portman
AND NOW...
242) Gail Kim: 1 point.
241) Emily Head: 1 point.
240) Kacey Rohl: 1 point.
239) Beth Phoenix: 2 points.
238) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
237) Juliet Landau: 2 points.
236) Zelda Williams: 2 points. Named for the princess!
235) Lita: 3 points.
234) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
233) Alexandra Moen: 3 points.
232) Hayley Atwell: 3 points.
231) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
230) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
229) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
228) Paloma Vivanco: 4 points.
227) Catrin Stewart: 4 points.
226) Dichen Lachman: 5 points.
225) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points.
224) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
223) Olivia Williams: 5 points.
222) Abigail Spencer: 5 points.
221) Lara Pulver: 5 points.
220) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points.
219) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
218) Zuleikha Robinson: 6 points.
217) Rachel Ifon: 6 points.
216) Hannah Tointon: 6 points.
215) Franka Potente: 7 points.
214) Liz Locke: 7 points. Can't believe she was fired for Stewart Baggs.
213) Tamsin Egerton: 7 points.
212) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points.
211) Ali Larter: 8 points.
210) Anna Friel: 8 points.
209) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
208) Cate Blanchett: 9 points.
207) Amrita Rao: 9 points.
206) Agam Darshi: 9 points.
205) Sarah Lancaster: 9 points.
204) Claire Forlani: 9 points.
203) Kaya Scodelario: 10 points.
202) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points.
201) Christina Aguilera: 10 points.
200) Lisa Edelstein: 10 points.
199) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
198) Adelaide Kane: 11 points.
197) Emmy Rossum: 11 points.
196) Chloe Annett: 12 points.
195) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
194) Jade Ewen: 12 points.
193) Leven Rambin: 12 points. She's all carrots and apples.
192) Billie Piper: 12 points.
191) Leighton Meester: 12 points.
190) Allison Scagliotti: 12 points.
189) Sonya Walger: 13 points. Not Penny's boat.
188) KT Tunstall: 13 points.
187) Sibel Kekilli: 13 points.
186) Laura Moore: 14 points.
185) Lady GaGa: 14 points. FOR SAUSAGEMAN.
184) Kate Walsh: 15 points.
183) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points.
182) Antoina Thomas: 15 points.
181) Alexis Bledel: 15 points.
180) Melody Hossain: 15 points.
179) Erica Durance: 15 points.
178) Rebecca Mader: 16 points. Mum says she's not allowed choclate before dinner.
177) Mekenna Melvin: 16 points.
176) Liz Bonnin: 16 points.
175) Esmé Bianco: 16 points.
174) Emily Browning: 16 points.
173) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
172) Nicole de Boer: 18 points.
171) Eve Myles: 18 points. Shame about the teeth.
170) Pink: 19 points.
169) Kate Beckinsale: 19 points.
168) Sophie Winkleman: 19 points. BIG SUZE.
167) Emilia Arata: 20 points. Hottest BB housemate ever.
166) Georgia Moffet: 20 points.
165) Cassidy Freeman: 20 points.
164) Sheridan Smith: 21 points.
163) Christine Adams: 21 points.
162) Sarah Carter: 21 points.
161) Miracle Laurie: 22 points. Remember her on Dollhouse? With the breasts?
160) Alizee: 22 points. Remember her?
159) Caoimhe Guilfoyle: 22 points. She was on BB. Was pale.
158) Emma Willis: 22 points.
157) Katee Sachoff: 23 points.
156) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
155) Hira Habibshah: 23 points.
154) Rachel Nichols: 23 points.
153) Freida Pinto: 23 points.
152) Grace Park: 25 points.
151) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points.
150) Natalie Imbruglia: 25 points.
149) Katherine Jenkins: 25 points. She's very nice considering she's Welsh.
148) Alice Levine: 25 points. Pale.
147) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. Urgh. Why.
146) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
145) Stella English: 26 points.
144) Roxanne McKee: 26 points. She was hot on Game Of Thrones.
143) Sienna Guillory: 27 points. Plants don't get lonely.
142) Amber Tamblyn: 27 points.
141) Alice Roberts: 27 points.
140) Rachel Rice: 29 points.
139) Michelle Forbes: 29 points.
138) Emma Walker: 30 points.
137) Ashley Eckstein: 30 points.
136) Maisy James: 30 points.
135) Sara Folino: 31 points. If you have no idea who someone is, they're probably from BB.
134) Jaime Murray: 31 points. Little Miss Pardon My Tits.
133) Rekha Sharma: 33 points.
132) Polly Walker: 35 points.
131) Scarlett Pomers: 35 points. Yes, it really is Naomi Wildman.
130) Sarah Shahi: 35 points.
129) Charlize Theron: 35 points. Probably should be higher!
128) Noirin Kelly: 37 points.
127) Kandyse McClure: 38 points.
126) Genevieve Buechner: 39 points.
125) Faye Palmer: 40 points. I hope this ranking doesn't make her out to be a dickhead.
124) Courtney Ford: 42 points.
123) Sophia Myles: 43 points.
122) Jordy Lucas: 44 points.
121) Pixie Lott: 46 points.
120) Maryse Oullet: 46 points.
119) Valentina Novakovic: 46 points. Breasts.
118) Jessica Pare: 48 points.
117) Helen Louise Milligan: 48 points. She was robbed.
116) Tricia Helfer: 49 points.
115) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points.
114) Sarah Chalke: 50 points.
113) Marina Diamandis: 51 points.
112) Odette Annable: 51 points.
111) Elyse Levesque: 52 points.
110) Eliza Doolittle: 53 points.
109) Holly Willoughby: 54 points.
108) Janina Gavankar: 54 points. She was on True Blood, remember.
107) Louise Cliffe: 55 points. Okay, I thought she was hot on BB at first, but her personality and scat fetish ruined that. Too high.
106) Jennifer Carpenter: 56 points. Motherfucking fucking fucker.
105) Lizzy Caplan: 57 points. Would probably be higher with more exposure.
104) Gemma Pranita: 57 points.
103) Yvonne Strahovski: 58 points. Sometimes I think she's hotter than other times.
102) Rihanna: 59 points. Remember her?
101) Alaina Huffman: 59 points.
100) Konnie Huq: 59 points. She has good taste in husbands.
99) Azita Ghanizada: 59 points. She's nice in Alphas.
98) Sienna Miller: 60 points.
97) Vera Filatova: 60 points.
96) Ola Jordan: 61 points.
95) Sarah Silverman: 61 points.
94) Amber Heard: 61 points. Should be higher probably.
93) Eliza Dushku: 63 points.
92) Lauren Cohan: 65 points. She's the hot one in The Walking Dead.
91) Amanda Righetti: 66 points.
90) Lauren Laverne: 67 points. She's pale.
89) Kristin Kreuk: 67 points.
88) Megan Fox: 68 points. Urgh. Still too high, but she gets lower every time!
87) Sunshine Martyn: 69 points. I can't express how happy I am that Sunshine from Big Brother is above Megan Fox.
86) Gwyneth Paltrow: 70 points. She's nice and talks a lot of sense!
85) Carey Mulligan: 71 points.
84) Beyonce: 73 points.
83) Tania Raymonde: 74 points. Alex from Lost.
82) Cheryl Cole: 75 points. I was just experimenting. Too high.
81) Emma Roberts: 79 points. Much nicer than her aunt.
80) Julie Benz: 80 points. Remember when Menty spoiled me on her death?
79) Jeri Ryan: 82 points. An old favourite.
78) Shriya Saran: 83 points. FOR FBI PARTE DUE.
77) Taylor Swift: 83 points.
76) Moon Bloodgood: 83 points. She's quite nice.
75) Leah Cairns: 85 points. RACETRACK.
74) Talulah Riley: 89 points. Another nice English actress.
73) Julie McNiven: 89 points. She was hot on SGU.
72) Caitlin Stasey: 91 points.
71) Rose Byrne: 91 points.
70) Blake Lively: 92 points. Big breasts.
69) Kristen Bell: 93 points.
68) Taylor Momsen: 93 points. She's really pretty hot.
67) Emma Stone: 94 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
66) Allison Mack: 98 points. I still like her!
65) Laila Rouass: 99 points.
64) Jessica Biel: 99 points.
63) Layla El: 102 points.
62) Lacey Chabert: 106 points.
61) Elizabeth Mitchell: 107 points. Muffins.
60) Lena Headey: 111 points.
59) María Valverde: 113 points. Spanish.
58) Michelle Ryan: 120 points. FOR TOMTREK.
57) Peyton List: 121 points.
56) Alessandra Torresani: 122 points. She's cute.
55) Amy Adams: 122 points. Great hair.
54) Freema Agyeman: 123 points.
53) Pippa Black: 126 points.
52) January Jones: 129 points. Not a good Emma Frost.
51) Christina Hendricks: 134 points.
49) Amber Benson: 143 points. One of my longtime favourites.
48) Laura Mennell: 145 points. Highest NEW entry.
47) Olivia Munn: 146 points. She's sexy.
46) Emilia Clarke: 147 points. The Unburnt.
45) Katy Perry: 150 points. Big breasts.
44) Kristen Stewart: 151 points. Too high.
43) Lily Allen: 153 points. Congratulations on the baby!
42) Laura Vandervoort: 174 points. She's a super girl.
41) Zoe Saldana: 176 points.
40) Margot Robbie: 180 points.
39) Evan Rachel Wood: 182 points. Underrated?
38) Kelly Brook: 196 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
37) Felicia Day: 217 points. Nerd's choice.
36) Emily Blunt: 222 points. Not sure how she's so high but she's nice.
35) Amy Acker: 232 points. I miss her.
34) Amanda Seyfried: 251 points. She's really good. Could be higher next time.
33) Keira Knightley: 256 points. She made something of a comeback during the voting period. But she's inconsistent.
32) Ashleigh Brewer: 266 points.
31) Kym Valentine: 272 points. Poor Kym's having health problems, so let's all wish her the best.
30) Kari Byron: 275 points. MYTH CONFIRMED.
29) Kate Winslet: 294 points. Is there anyone in the entire world who doesn't like Kate Winslet?
28) Shakira: 312 points.
27) Morena Baccarin: 326 points. Remember V!?
26) Gemma Arterton: 337 points. One of the hottest English actresses (there's a lot of them.)
25) Kat Dennings: 373 points. I have come to the conlusion lately that she's one of the best girls. ONE TO WATCH for next time (not that this isn't a good ranking.)
24) Magda Aponovich: 374 points. Really thinks you should kneel.
23) Anna Popplewell: 389 points. Lovely!
22) Anjli Mohindra: 400 points. I miss Rani already.
21) Imogen Poots: 408 points. She's the Pootsiest.
TOP TWENTY
20) Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 423 points. Makes the top twenty after less than a year on the list!
19) Gillian Jacobs: 425 points. Big jump. Could be even higher next time. She has that face.
18) Ellen Page: 445 points. Cuter than ten kittens glued to a gigantic mutant kitten.
17) Rachel Riley: 450 points. It is a really nice bum.
16) Mila Kunis: 499 points. She's kissed Natalie Portman.
15) Avril Lavigne: 503 points. I like Avril Lavigne.
14) Anna Paquin: 516 points. Finally drops out of the top ten. She's still good naked.
13) Deborah Ann Woll: 524 points. OFFICIALLY the hottest True Blood girl.
12) Karen Gillan: 551 points. Highest ranked Scottish girl and highest ranked Doctor Who companion! She's great.
11) Emma Watson: 603 points. Also drops out of the top ten. She's nice but a bit high.
10) Anne Hathaway: 631 points. Keeps her number ten place and deserves it. She's absolutely lovely.
9) Alison Brie: 633 points. She has many impressive features and is adorable.
8) Katie McGrath: 634 points. I haven't said "pale breasts" yet but if I was going to, I'd say it here.
7) Evangeline Lilly: 675 points. Soon to be an elf.
6) Summer Glau: 722 points. Keeps a high ranking without her mole.
5) Eva Green: 918 points. I really like Eva Green in every way.
4) Scarlett Johansson: 956 points. Drops a place even with those leaked pics. but this is still a great ranking!
3) Olivia Wilde: 978 points. She's my current number one.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg: 1941 points. I've been up and down with her over the last seven months, but she's the runaway number two and has performed amazingly over the last four years.
1) Natalie Portman: 2142 points. She had a baby and she's still two hundred points ahead of her nearest rival. She is my all time favourite girl and a great actress and a fantastic person. I love her like how normal people love each other. She's the best.
2) In a top ten, ten points are awarded for first place, nine for second, eight for third and so on. In a top fifteen it's fifteen points for first, fourteen for second. In a top twenty, twenty points for first and...you get the idea. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead.
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 142 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) Remember that this list is going back FOUR YEARS. Some of the girls on it have only been added recently. Some have been on it for four years. It obviously does not necessarily represent my current thinking. It is not supposed to be a definitive "hottest girl" list in any way. It merely represents my thinking over the last four years and ranks the girls who have been most successful in that time.
5) I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Really all of you are to blame for encouraging and enabling me.
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
7) Version 9.0 in May 2012 will be ever better!
8) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS NUMBER ONES
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 5: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 6: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 7: Natalie Portman
AND NOW...
242) Gail Kim: 1 point.
241) Emily Head: 1 point.
240) Kacey Rohl: 1 point.
239) Beth Phoenix: 2 points.
238) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
237) Juliet Landau: 2 points.
236) Zelda Williams: 2 points. Named for the princess!
235) Lita: 3 points.
234) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
233) Alexandra Moen: 3 points.
232) Hayley Atwell: 3 points.
231) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
230) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
229) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
228) Paloma Vivanco: 4 points.
227) Catrin Stewart: 4 points.
226) Dichen Lachman: 5 points.
225) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points.
224) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
223) Olivia Williams: 5 points.
222) Abigail Spencer: 5 points.
221) Lara Pulver: 5 points.
220) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points.
219) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
218) Zuleikha Robinson: 6 points.
217) Rachel Ifon: 6 points.
216) Hannah Tointon: 6 points.
215) Franka Potente: 7 points.
214) Liz Locke: 7 points. Can't believe she was fired for Stewart Baggs.
213) Tamsin Egerton: 7 points.
212) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points.
211) Ali Larter: 8 points.
210) Anna Friel: 8 points.
209) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
208) Cate Blanchett: 9 points.
207) Amrita Rao: 9 points.
206) Agam Darshi: 9 points.
205) Sarah Lancaster: 9 points.
204) Claire Forlani: 9 points.
203) Kaya Scodelario: 10 points.
202) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points.
201) Christina Aguilera: 10 points.
200) Lisa Edelstein: 10 points.
199) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
198) Adelaide Kane: 11 points.
197) Emmy Rossum: 11 points.
196) Chloe Annett: 12 points.
195) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
194) Jade Ewen: 12 points.
193) Leven Rambin: 12 points. She's all carrots and apples.
192) Billie Piper: 12 points.
191) Leighton Meester: 12 points.
190) Allison Scagliotti: 12 points.
189) Sonya Walger: 13 points. Not Penny's boat.
188) KT Tunstall: 13 points.
187) Sibel Kekilli: 13 points.
186) Laura Moore: 14 points.
185) Lady GaGa: 14 points. FOR SAUSAGEMAN.
184) Kate Walsh: 15 points.
183) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points.
182) Antoina Thomas: 15 points.
181) Alexis Bledel: 15 points.
180) Melody Hossain: 15 points.
179) Erica Durance: 15 points.
178) Rebecca Mader: 16 points. Mum says she's not allowed choclate before dinner.
177) Mekenna Melvin: 16 points.
176) Liz Bonnin: 16 points.
175) Esmé Bianco: 16 points.
174) Emily Browning: 16 points.
173) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
172) Nicole de Boer: 18 points.
171) Eve Myles: 18 points. Shame about the teeth.
170) Pink: 19 points.
169) Kate Beckinsale: 19 points.
168) Sophie Winkleman: 19 points. BIG SUZE.
167) Emilia Arata: 20 points. Hottest BB housemate ever.
166) Georgia Moffet: 20 points.
165) Cassidy Freeman: 20 points.
164) Sheridan Smith: 21 points.
163) Christine Adams: 21 points.
162) Sarah Carter: 21 points.
161) Miracle Laurie: 22 points. Remember her on Dollhouse? With the breasts?
160) Alizee: 22 points. Remember her?
159) Caoimhe Guilfoyle: 22 points. She was on BB. Was pale.
158) Emma Willis: 22 points.
157) Katee Sachoff: 23 points.
156) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
155) Hira Habibshah: 23 points.
154) Rachel Nichols: 23 points.
153) Freida Pinto: 23 points.
152) Grace Park: 25 points.
151) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points.
150) Natalie Imbruglia: 25 points.
149) Katherine Jenkins: 25 points. She's very nice considering she's Welsh.
148) Alice Levine: 25 points. Pale.
147) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. Urgh. Why.
146) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
145) Stella English: 26 points.
144) Roxanne McKee: 26 points. She was hot on Game Of Thrones.
143) Sienna Guillory: 27 points. Plants don't get lonely.
142) Amber Tamblyn: 27 points.
141) Alice Roberts: 27 points.
140) Rachel Rice: 29 points.
139) Michelle Forbes: 29 points.
138) Emma Walker: 30 points.
137) Ashley Eckstein: 30 points.
136) Maisy James: 30 points.
135) Sara Folino: 31 points. If you have no idea who someone is, they're probably from BB.
134) Jaime Murray: 31 points. Little Miss Pardon My Tits.
133) Rekha Sharma: 33 points.
132) Polly Walker: 35 points.
131) Scarlett Pomers: 35 points. Yes, it really is Naomi Wildman.
130) Sarah Shahi: 35 points.
129) Charlize Theron: 35 points. Probably should be higher!
128) Noirin Kelly: 37 points.
127) Kandyse McClure: 38 points.
126) Genevieve Buechner: 39 points.
125) Faye Palmer: 40 points. I hope this ranking doesn't make her out to be a dickhead.
124) Courtney Ford: 42 points.
123) Sophia Myles: 43 points.
122) Jordy Lucas: 44 points.
121) Pixie Lott: 46 points.
120) Maryse Oullet: 46 points.
119) Valentina Novakovic: 46 points. Breasts.
118) Jessica Pare: 48 points.
117) Helen Louise Milligan: 48 points. She was robbed.
116) Tricia Helfer: 49 points.
115) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points.
114) Sarah Chalke: 50 points.
113) Marina Diamandis: 51 points.
112) Odette Annable: 51 points.
111) Elyse Levesque: 52 points.
110) Eliza Doolittle: 53 points.
109) Holly Willoughby: 54 points.
108) Janina Gavankar: 54 points. She was on True Blood, remember.
107) Louise Cliffe: 55 points. Okay, I thought she was hot on BB at first, but her personality and scat fetish ruined that. Too high.
106) Jennifer Carpenter: 56 points. Motherfucking fucking fucker.
105) Lizzy Caplan: 57 points. Would probably be higher with more exposure.
104) Gemma Pranita: 57 points.
103) Yvonne Strahovski: 58 points. Sometimes I think she's hotter than other times.
102) Rihanna: 59 points. Remember her?
101) Alaina Huffman: 59 points.
TOP ONE HUNDRED
100) Konnie Huq: 59 points. She has good taste in husbands.
99) Azita Ghanizada: 59 points. She's nice in Alphas.
98) Sienna Miller: 60 points.
97) Vera Filatova: 60 points.
96) Ola Jordan: 61 points.
95) Sarah Silverman: 61 points.
94) Amber Heard: 61 points. Should be higher probably.
93) Eliza Dushku: 63 points.
92) Lauren Cohan: 65 points. She's the hot one in The Walking Dead.
91) Amanda Righetti: 66 points.
90) Lauren Laverne: 67 points. She's pale.
89) Kristin Kreuk: 67 points.
88) Megan Fox: 68 points. Urgh. Still too high, but she gets lower every time!
87) Sunshine Martyn: 69 points. I can't express how happy I am that Sunshine from Big Brother is above Megan Fox.
86) Gwyneth Paltrow: 70 points. She's nice and talks a lot of sense!
85) Carey Mulligan: 71 points.
84) Beyonce: 73 points.
83) Tania Raymonde: 74 points. Alex from Lost.
82) Cheryl Cole: 75 points. I was just experimenting. Too high.
81) Emma Roberts: 79 points. Much nicer than her aunt.
80) Julie Benz: 80 points. Remember when Menty spoiled me on her death?
79) Jeri Ryan: 82 points. An old favourite.
78) Shriya Saran: 83 points. FOR FBI PARTE DUE.
77) Taylor Swift: 83 points.
76) Moon Bloodgood: 83 points. She's quite nice.
75) Leah Cairns: 85 points. RACETRACK.
74) Talulah Riley: 89 points. Another nice English actress.
73) Julie McNiven: 89 points. She was hot on SGU.
72) Caitlin Stasey: 91 points.
71) Rose Byrne: 91 points.
70) Blake Lively: 92 points. Big breasts.
69) Kristen Bell: 93 points.
68) Taylor Momsen: 93 points. She's really pretty hot.
67) Emma Stone: 94 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
66) Allison Mack: 98 points. I still like her!
65) Laila Rouass: 99 points.
64) Jessica Biel: 99 points.
63) Layla El: 102 points.
62) Lacey Chabert: 106 points.
61) Elizabeth Mitchell: 107 points. Muffins.
60) Lena Headey: 111 points.
59) María Valverde: 113 points. Spanish.
58) Michelle Ryan: 120 points. FOR TOMTREK.
57) Peyton List: 121 points.
56) Alessandra Torresani: 122 points. She's cute.
55) Amy Adams: 122 points. Great hair.
54) Freema Agyeman: 123 points.
53) Pippa Black: 126 points.
52) January Jones: 129 points. Not a good Emma Frost.
51) Christina Hendricks: 134 points.
TOP FIFTY
50) Emilie de Ravin: 134 points. The REAL Claire Bear.
49) Amber Benson: 143 points. One of my longtime favourites.
48) Laura Mennell: 145 points. Highest NEW entry.
47) Olivia Munn: 146 points. She's sexy.
46) Emilia Clarke: 147 points. The Unburnt.
45) Katy Perry: 150 points. Big breasts.
44) Kristen Stewart: 151 points. Too high.
43) Lily Allen: 153 points. Congratulations on the baby!
42) Laura Vandervoort: 174 points. She's a super girl.
41) Zoe Saldana: 176 points.
40) Margot Robbie: 180 points.
39) Evan Rachel Wood: 182 points. Underrated?
38) Kelly Brook: 196 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
37) Felicia Day: 217 points. Nerd's choice.
36) Emily Blunt: 222 points. Not sure how she's so high but she's nice.
35) Amy Acker: 232 points. I miss her.
34) Amanda Seyfried: 251 points. She's really good. Could be higher next time.
33) Keira Knightley: 256 points. She made something of a comeback during the voting period. But she's inconsistent.
32) Ashleigh Brewer: 266 points.
31) Kym Valentine: 272 points. Poor Kym's having health problems, so let's all wish her the best.
30) Kari Byron: 275 points. MYTH CONFIRMED.
29) Kate Winslet: 294 points. Is there anyone in the entire world who doesn't like Kate Winslet?
28) Shakira: 312 points.
27) Morena Baccarin: 326 points. Remember V!?
26) Gemma Arterton: 337 points. One of the hottest English actresses (there's a lot of them.)
25) Kat Dennings: 373 points. I have come to the conlusion lately that she's one of the best girls. ONE TO WATCH for next time (not that this isn't a good ranking.)
24) Magda Aponovich: 374 points. Really thinks you should kneel.
23) Anna Popplewell: 389 points. Lovely!
22) Anjli Mohindra: 400 points. I miss Rani already.
21) Imogen Poots: 408 points. She's the Pootsiest.
TOP TWENTY
20) Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 423 points. Makes the top twenty after less than a year on the list!
19) Gillian Jacobs: 425 points. Big jump. Could be even higher next time. She has that face.
18) Ellen Page: 445 points. Cuter than ten kittens glued to a gigantic mutant kitten.
17) Rachel Riley: 450 points. It is a really nice bum.
16) Mila Kunis: 499 points. She's kissed Natalie Portman.
15) Avril Lavigne: 503 points. I like Avril Lavigne.
14) Anna Paquin: 516 points. Finally drops out of the top ten. She's still good naked.
13) Deborah Ann Woll: 524 points. OFFICIALLY the hottest True Blood girl.
12) Karen Gillan: 551 points. Highest ranked Scottish girl and highest ranked Doctor Who companion! She's great.
11) Emma Watson: 603 points. Also drops out of the top ten. She's nice but a bit high.
TOP TEN
10) Anne Hathaway: 631 points. Keeps her number ten place and deserves it. She's absolutely lovely.
9) Alison Brie: 633 points. She has many impressive features and is adorable.
8) Katie McGrath: 634 points. I haven't said "pale breasts" yet but if I was going to, I'd say it here.
7) Evangeline Lilly: 675 points. Soon to be an elf.
6) Summer Glau: 722 points. Keeps a high ranking without her mole.
5) Eva Green: 918 points. I really like Eva Green in every way.
4) Scarlett Johansson: 956 points. Drops a place even with those leaked pics. but this is still a great ranking!
3) Olivia Wilde: 978 points. She's my current number one.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg: 1941 points. I've been up and down with her over the last seven months, but she's the runaway number two and has performed amazingly over the last four years.
NUMBER ONE
1) Natalie Portman: 2142 points. She had a baby and she's still two hundred points ahead of her nearest rival. She is my all time favourite girl and a great actress and a fantastic person. I love her like how normal people love each other. She's the best.
