CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
1) The last list (version 8.0) covered the period November 2007 to November 2011. I have kept METICULOUS records since then. ALL I've done is add the points from the last seven months onto that list. Therefore, I'm really only doing A NINHTH as much work as it looks like. And I'm only a ninth as crazy as you think.
2) In a top ten, ten points are awarded for first place, nine for second, eight for third and so on. In a top fifteen it's fifteen points for first, fourteen for second. In a top twenty, twenty points for first and...you get the idea. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead.
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 168 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) Remember that this list is going back four and a half. Some of the girls on it have only been added recently. Some have been on it for four and a half years. It obviously does not necessarily represent my current thinking. It is not supposed to be a definitive "hottest girl" list in any way either. It merely represents my thinking over the last four and a half years and ranks the girls who have been most successful in that time. It is a representation of my brain more than anything else. As scary as that sounds...
5) Yes, I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Really all of you are to blame for encouraging and enabling me. I wouldn't do it without you!
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
7) Version 10 in December 2012 will be ever better!
8) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS NUMBER ONES
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 5: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 6: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 7: Natalie Portman
Version 8: Natalie Portman
AND NOW...
268) Gail Kim: 1 point.
267) Kacey Rohl: 1 point.
266) Beth Phoenix: 2 points.
265) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
264) Juliet Landau: 2 points.
263) Zelda Williams: 2 points.
262) Jenna Louise Coleman: 2 points.
261) Lita: 3 points.
260) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
259) Alexandra Moen: 3 points.
258) Lucy Griffiths: 3 points.
257) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
256) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
255) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
254) Paloma Vivanco: 4 points.
253) Catrin Stewart: 4 points.
252) Dichen Lachman: 5 points.
251) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points.
250) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
249) Olivia Williams: 5 points.
248) Abigail Spencer: 5 points.
247) Emily Head: 5 points.
246) Michelle Monaghan: 5 points.
245) Kristina Shannon: 5 points.
244) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points.
243) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
242) Zuleikha Robinson: 6 points.
241) Rachel Ifon: 6 points.
240) Hannah Tointon: 6 points.
239) Freya Mavor: 6 points.
238) Franka Potente: 7 points.
237) Liz Locke: 7 points.
236) Tamsin Egerton: 7 points.
235) Maria Kanellis: 7 points.
234) Natalie Dormer: 7 points.
233) Lexa Doig: 7 points.
232) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points.
231) Ali Larter: 8 points.
230) Anna Friel: 8 points.
229) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
228) Rooney Mara: 8 points.
227) Rosa Mendes: 8 points.
226) Lena Meyer-Landrut: 8 points.
225) Amrita Rao: 9 points.
224) Agam Darshi: 9 points.
223) Sarah Lancaster: 9 points.
222) Claire Forlani: 9 points.
221) Marion Cotillard: 9 points.
220) Kaya Scodelario: 10 points.
219) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points.
218) Christina Aguilera: 10 points.
217) Lisa Edelstein: 10 points.
216) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
215) Adelaide Kane: 11 points.
214) Emmy Rossum: 11 points.
213) Chloe Annett: 12 points.
212) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
211) Jade Ewen: 12 points. The only Sugababe on the list, fact fans!
210) Leven Rambin: 12 points. All carrots and apples.
209) Billie Piper: 12 points.
208) Allison Scagliotti: 12 points.
207) Janet Montgomery: 12 points.
206) Sonya Walger: 13 points. Not Penny's boat.
205) KT Tunstall: 13 points.
204) Sibel Kekilli: 13 points.
203) Helena Bonham Carter: 13 points.
202) Laura Moore: 14 points.
201) Kate Walsh: 15 points.
200) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points.
199) Alexis Bledel: 15 points.
198) Melody Hossain: 15 points.
197) Erica Durance: 15 points.
196) Georgia Salpa: 15 points.
195) Rebecca Mader: 16 points. Mum says she's not allowed choclate before dinner.
194) Mekenna Melvin: 16 points.
193) Esmé Bianco: 16 points. Yes, it's Ros. She really does get everywhere.
192) Emily Browning: 16 points.
191) Carice Van Houten: 16 points.
190) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
189) Nicole de Boer: 18 points.
188) Eve Myles: 18 points.
187) Pink: 19 points.
186) Sophie Winkleman: 19 points. BIG SUZE.
185) Leighton Meester: 19 points.
184) Emilia Arata: 20 points.
183) Georgia Moffet: 20 points.
182) Cassidy Freeman: 20 points.
181) Liz Bonnin: 20 points.
180) Lady GaGa: 20 points. For SAUSAGEMAN.
179) Sheridan Smith: 21 points.
178) Christine Adams: 21 points.
177) Sarah Carter: 21 points.
176) Miracle Laurie: 22 points. Remember Dollhouse? No, me neither.
175) Alizee: 22 points.
174) Caoimhe Guilfoyle: 22 points. Pale Irish BB girl.
173) Cate Blanchett: 22 points.
172) Oona Chaplin: 22 points.
171) Katee Sachoff: 23 points.
170) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
169) Hira Habibshah: 23 points. Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah.
168) Lydia Wilson: 23 points.
167) Grace Park: 25 points.
166) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points. Will show you how to party.
165) Natalie Imbruglia: 25 points.
164) Antoina Thomas: 25 points.
163) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. Remember her? LOL.
162) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
161) Stella English: 26 points.
160) Sienna Guillory: 27 points.
159) Amber Tamblyn: 27 points.
158) Alice Roberts: 27 points.
157) Lara Pulver: 28 points. Caused naked outrage.
156) Sarah Jones: 28 points.
155) Rachel Rice: 29 points.
154) Michelle Forbes: 29 points. Ensign Ro!
153) Katherine Jenkins: 29 points.
152) Emma Walker: 30 points.
151) Ashley Eckstein: 30 points. Little 'soka.
150) Maisy James: 30 points. Literally on this list.
149) Sara Folino: 31
148) Jaime Murray: 31 points. Little Miss Paron My Tits.
147) Rekha Sharma: 33 points.
146) Jessica Brown Findlay: 33 points.
145) Polly Walker: 35 points. If only Caprica had went on.
144) Scarlett Pomers: 35 points. Naomi Wildman. Seriously.
143) Sarah Shahi: 35 points.
142) Freida Pinto: 35 points.
141) Holly Earl: 36 points. Should be higher!
140) Noirin Kelly: 37 points.
139) Liv Tyler: 37 points. Her debut, believe it or not.
138) Roxanne McKee: 37 points.
137) Anna Chlumsky: 37 points. Another impressive newcomer.
136) Kandyse McClure: 38 points.
135) Genevieve Buechner: 39 points. I always have to look up who she is.
134) Faye Palmer: 40 points.
133) Courtney Ford: 42 points.
132) Sophia Myles: 43 points.
131) Alice Levine: 44 points.
130) Pixie Lott: 46 points.
129) Maryse Oullet: 46 points.
128) Helen Louise Milligan: 48 points.
127) Cobie Smulders: 48 points. A strong debut.
126) Emma Willis: 48 points.
125) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points. I don't really find her "adorkable" anymore.
124) Sarah Chalke: 50 points.
123) Marina Diamandis: 51 points.
122) Elyse Levesque: 52 points.
121) Eliza Doolittle: 53 points.
120) Tricia Helfer: 53 points. Are you alive?
119) Holly Willoughby: 54 points.
118) Louise Cliffe: 55 points. She's weird.
117) Jennifer Carpenter: 56 points.
116) Janina Gavankar: 56 points. She's nice in True Blood.
115) Yvonne Strahovski: 58 points.
114) Rihanna: 59 points.
113) Alaina Huffman: 59 points.
112) Konnie Huq: 59 points. Would be higher if I'd still watched Blue Peter when she was on it, I'm sure.
111) Gemma Pranita: 59 points.
110) Jordy Lucas: 59 points.
109) Sienna Miller: 60 points.
108) Vera Filatova: 60 points.
107) Ola Jordan: 61 points.
106) Sarah Silverman: 61 points. She swears.
105) Rachel Nichols: 62 points. Should be higher next time.
104) Eliza Dushku: 63 points. Remember her?
103) Krysten Ritter: 64 points. Will be higher next time.
102) Amanda Righetti: 66 points.
101) Lizzy Caplan: 66 points.
100) Kristin Kreuk: 67 points.
99) Dreama Walker: 67 points. Highest new entry, fact fans!
98) Megan Fox: 68 points. My biggest regret. In life.
97) Hayley Atwell: 68 points. Large breasts.
96) Sunshine Martyn: 69 points. Aww.
95) Carey Mulligan: 71 points. Good actress.
94) Beyonce: 73 points.
93) Tania Raymonde: 74 points. Alex from Lost.
92) Cheryl Cole: 75 points.
91) Azita Ghanizada: 77 points. Alphas back soon!
90) Julie Benz: 80 points.
89) Jeri Ryan: 83 points.
88) Shriya Saran: 83 points.
87) Taylor Swift: 83 points.
86) Moon Bloodgood: 83 points.
85) Leah Cairns: 85 points. Racetrack!
84) Lauren Laverne: 85 points.
83) Lauren Cohan: 86 points.
82) Julie McNiven: 89 points.
81) Caitlin Stasey: 91 points.
80) Odette Annable: 91 points. She was nice in House.
79) Blake Lively: 92 points. Too high.
78) Kristen Bell: 98 points. Cute.
77) Amber Heard: 98 points. Hot.
76) Laila Rouass: 99 points. She used to be in BBC things.
75) Allison Mack: 101 points.
74) Layla El: 102 points. Highest ranked "WWE Diva", fact fans!
73) Jessica Biel: 104 points.
72) Emma Roberts: 105 points.
71) Lacey Chabert: 106 points. Remember Lost In Space?
70) Elizabeth Mitchell: 107 points. Burnt her hands...and her muffins.
69) Gwyneth Paltrow: 109 points. She is very wise.
68) María Valverde: 113 points. Has potential!
67) Talulah Riley: 113 points. Has potential!
66) Rose Byrne: 116 points. She's nice.
65) Michelle Ryan: 120 points.
64) Alessandra Torresani: 122 points. Seriously, bring back Caprica.
63) Freema Agyeman: 123 points. I like her. Don't see much of her now.
62) Pippa Black: 126 points.
61) Taylor Momsen: 126 points. Sex positive hero.
60) January Jones: 129 points. Not a good Emma Frost.
59) Peyton List: 131 points. Hot babysitter/nurse/Roger's wife on Mad Men.
58) Emilie de Ravin: 134 points. Where's her baby?
57) Amy Adams: 135 points. She's nice.
56) Laura Mennell: 146 points. Alphas back soon!
55) Olivia Munn: 149 points.
54) Katy Perry: 150 points. Don't really like her...
53) Valentina Novakovic: 151 points. Really big breasts.
52) Kristen Stewart: 152 points. I don't really have a problem with this ranking, sorry.
51) Lily Allen: 153 points. She's walked away from fame.
50) Amber Benson: 153 points. Makes the top fifty!
49) Lena Headey: 155 points. Should win an Emmy.
48) Emma Stone: 158 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
47) Zoe Saldana: 176 points. Uhura.
46) Margot Robbie: 187 points. She was nice.
45) Christina Hendricks: 187 points. I like her.
44) Laura Vandervoort: 189 points. LISA FROM V (okay, Supergirl.)
43) Jessica Paré: 189 points. Vou Bisou Bisou.
42) Evan Rachel Wood: 194 points. She was underused in True Blood.
41) Kelly Brook: 196 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA. Again.
40) Emily Blunt: 222 points.
39) Emilia Clarke: 222 points. Mother of Dragons.
38) Felicia Day: 225 points. Now SHE is adorkable.
37) Amy Acker: 249 points. And her.
36) Keira Knightley: 256 points. I'm off her again.
35) Kym Valentine: 272 points. I hope she's doing well.
34) Kari Byron: 275 points.
33) Kate Beckinsale: 277 points. I only saw the light regarding her this year, which is why she's jumped a huge 136 places.
32) Ashleigh Brewer: 278 points. Legs.
31) Charlize Theron: 311 points. Another one I only started ranking high this year, for some reason. Better late than never!
30) Shakira: 312 points. Because hips don't lie?
29) Kate Winslet: 312 points. She's nice.
28) Morena Baccarin: 338 points. Nice neck.
27) Anjili Mohindra: 405 points. I love Rani.
26) Gemma Arterton: 439 points. One of the best English girls!
25) Magda Aponovich: 443 points. She really thinks you should kneel. Also she's lovely.
24) Ellen Page: 449 points. She is a tiny Canadian.
23) Anna Popplewell: 453 points. Another great English girl.
22) Amanda Seyfried: 501 points. Moves up a few places...could move up a few more perhaps...
21) Rachel Riley: 514 points. That girl from Countdown!
20) Anna Paquin: 516 points. Too high. Have completely gone off her.
19) Imogen Poots: 535 points. She's lovely and look at her eyes.
18) Deborah Ann Woll: 553 points. Best True Blood girl.
17) Kat Dennings: 556 points. She's really nice but in a terrible tv show.
16) Avril Lavigne: 591 points. I love Avril.
15) Mila Kunis: 605 points. She looks like a sexy cat.
14) Karen Gillan: 608 points. Highest ranked Scottish girl (by far)!
13) Emma Watson: 633 points. The last ranking I have a problem with...I like her but far too high, sorry.
12) Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 663 points. One of my favourites.
11) Evangeline Lilly: 690 points. KATE DAMN IT RUN (highest ranked Canadain.)
10) Summer Glau: 740 points. She is actually a robot.
9) Alison Brie: 772 points. Same ranking as last time! That proves...something (I like her lots.)
8) Gillian Jacobs: 819 points. Oh, Britta's in this? Finally in the top ten.
7) Anne Hathaway: 842 points. She's really lovely.
6) Katie McGrath: 883 points. Moves up two places, which is significant in the top ten.
5) Eva Green: 1057 points. Crazy eyes.
4) Olivia Wilde: 1343 points. Drops one place but hey, she's still FOURTH.
3) Scarlett Johansson: 1370 points. She was really good in The Avengers and in general!
2) Michelle Trachtenberg: 2107 points. Still the runaway number two!
1) Natalie Portman: 2453 points. I really do like her the most. She's just the best.
2) In a top ten, ten points are awarded for first place, nine for second, eight for third and so on. In a top fifteen it's fifteen points for first, fourteen for second. In a top twenty, twenty points for first and...you get the idea. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead.
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 168 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) Remember that this list is going back four and a half. Some of the girls on it have only been added recently. Some have been on it for four and a half years. It obviously does not necessarily represent my current thinking. It is not supposed to be a definitive "hottest girl" list in any way either. It merely represents my thinking over the last four and a half years and ranks the girls who have been most successful in that time. It is a representation of my brain more than anything else. As scary as that sounds...
5) Yes, I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Really all of you are to blame for encouraging and enabling me. I wouldn't do it without you!
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
7) Version 10 in December 2012 will be ever better!
8) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS NUMBER ONES
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 5: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 6: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 7: Natalie Portman
Version 8: Natalie Portman
AND NOW...
268) Gail Kim: 1 point.
267) Kacey Rohl: 1 point.
266) Beth Phoenix: 2 points.
265) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
264) Juliet Landau: 2 points.
263) Zelda Williams: 2 points.
262) Jenna Louise Coleman: 2 points.
261) Lita: 3 points.
260) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
259) Alexandra Moen: 3 points.
258) Lucy Griffiths: 3 points.
257) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
256) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
255) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
254) Paloma Vivanco: 4 points.
253) Catrin Stewart: 4 points.
252) Dichen Lachman: 5 points.
251) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points.
250) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
249) Olivia Williams: 5 points.
248) Abigail Spencer: 5 points.
247) Emily Head: 5 points.
246) Michelle Monaghan: 5 points.
245) Kristina Shannon: 5 points.
244) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points.
243) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
242) Zuleikha Robinson: 6 points.
241) Rachel Ifon: 6 points.
240) Hannah Tointon: 6 points.
239) Freya Mavor: 6 points.
238) Franka Potente: 7 points.
237) Liz Locke: 7 points.
236) Tamsin Egerton: 7 points.
235) Maria Kanellis: 7 points.
234) Natalie Dormer: 7 points.
233) Lexa Doig: 7 points.
232) Eliza Taylor-Cotter: 8 points.
231) Ali Larter: 8 points.
230) Anna Friel: 8 points.
229) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
228) Rooney Mara: 8 points.
227) Rosa Mendes: 8 points.
226) Lena Meyer-Landrut: 8 points.
225) Amrita Rao: 9 points.
224) Agam Darshi: 9 points.
223) Sarah Lancaster: 9 points.
222) Claire Forlani: 9 points.
221) Marion Cotillard: 9 points.
220) Kaya Scodelario: 10 points.
219) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points.
218) Christina Aguilera: 10 points.
217) Lisa Edelstein: 10 points.
216) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
215) Adelaide Kane: 11 points.
214) Emmy Rossum: 11 points.
213) Chloe Annett: 12 points.
212) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
211) Jade Ewen: 12 points. The only Sugababe on the list, fact fans!
210) Leven Rambin: 12 points. All carrots and apples.
209) Billie Piper: 12 points.
208) Allison Scagliotti: 12 points.
207) Janet Montgomery: 12 points.
206) Sonya Walger: 13 points. Not Penny's boat.
205) KT Tunstall: 13 points.
204) Sibel Kekilli: 13 points.
203) Helena Bonham Carter: 13 points.
202) Laura Moore: 14 points.
201) Kate Walsh: 15 points.
200) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points.
199) Alexis Bledel: 15 points.
198) Melody Hossain: 15 points.
197) Erica Durance: 15 points.
196) Georgia Salpa: 15 points.
195) Rebecca Mader: 16 points. Mum says she's not allowed choclate before dinner.
194) Mekenna Melvin: 16 points.
193) Esmé Bianco: 16 points. Yes, it's Ros. She really does get everywhere.
192) Emily Browning: 16 points.
191) Carice Van Houten: 16 points.
190) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
189) Nicole de Boer: 18 points.
188) Eve Myles: 18 points.
187) Pink: 19 points.
186) Sophie Winkleman: 19 points. BIG SUZE.
185) Leighton Meester: 19 points.
184) Emilia Arata: 20 points.
183) Georgia Moffet: 20 points.
182) Cassidy Freeman: 20 points.
181) Liz Bonnin: 20 points.
180) Lady GaGa: 20 points. For SAUSAGEMAN.
179) Sheridan Smith: 21 points.
178) Christine Adams: 21 points.
177) Sarah Carter: 21 points.
176) Miracle Laurie: 22 points. Remember Dollhouse? No, me neither.
175) Alizee: 22 points.
174) Caoimhe Guilfoyle: 22 points. Pale Irish BB girl.
173) Cate Blanchett: 22 points.
172) Oona Chaplin: 22 points.
171) Katee Sachoff: 23 points.
170) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
169) Hira Habibshah: 23 points. Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah.
168) Lydia Wilson: 23 points.
167) Grace Park: 25 points.
166) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points. Will show you how to party.
165) Natalie Imbruglia: 25 points.
164) Antoina Thomas: 25 points.
163) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. Remember her? LOL.
162) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
161) Stella English: 26 points.
160) Sienna Guillory: 27 points.
159) Amber Tamblyn: 27 points.
158) Alice Roberts: 27 points.
157) Lara Pulver: 28 points. Caused naked outrage.
156) Sarah Jones: 28 points.
155) Rachel Rice: 29 points.
154) Michelle Forbes: 29 points. Ensign Ro!
153) Katherine Jenkins: 29 points.
152) Emma Walker: 30 points.
151) Ashley Eckstein: 30 points. Little 'soka.
150) Maisy James: 30 points. Literally on this list.
149) Sara Folino: 31
148) Jaime Murray: 31 points. Little Miss Paron My Tits.
147) Rekha Sharma: 33 points.
146) Jessica Brown Findlay: 33 points.
145) Polly Walker: 35 points. If only Caprica had went on.
144) Scarlett Pomers: 35 points. Naomi Wildman. Seriously.
143) Sarah Shahi: 35 points.
142) Freida Pinto: 35 points.
141) Holly Earl: 36 points. Should be higher!
140) Noirin Kelly: 37 points.
139) Liv Tyler: 37 points. Her debut, believe it or not.
138) Roxanne McKee: 37 points.
137) Anna Chlumsky: 37 points. Another impressive newcomer.
136) Kandyse McClure: 38 points.
135) Genevieve Buechner: 39 points. I always have to look up who she is.
134) Faye Palmer: 40 points.
133) Courtney Ford: 42 points.
132) Sophia Myles: 43 points.
131) Alice Levine: 44 points.
130) Pixie Lott: 46 points.
129) Maryse Oullet: 46 points.
128) Helen Louise Milligan: 48 points.
127) Cobie Smulders: 48 points. A strong debut.
126) Emma Willis: 48 points.
125) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points. I don't really find her "adorkable" anymore.
124) Sarah Chalke: 50 points.
123) Marina Diamandis: 51 points.
122) Elyse Levesque: 52 points.
121) Eliza Doolittle: 53 points.
120) Tricia Helfer: 53 points. Are you alive?
119) Holly Willoughby: 54 points.
118) Louise Cliffe: 55 points. She's weird.
117) Jennifer Carpenter: 56 points.
116) Janina Gavankar: 56 points. She's nice in True Blood.
115) Yvonne Strahovski: 58 points.
114) Rihanna: 59 points.
113) Alaina Huffman: 59 points.
112) Konnie Huq: 59 points. Would be higher if I'd still watched Blue Peter when she was on it, I'm sure.
111) Gemma Pranita: 59 points.
110) Jordy Lucas: 59 points.
109) Sienna Miller: 60 points.
108) Vera Filatova: 60 points.
107) Ola Jordan: 61 points.
106) Sarah Silverman: 61 points. She swears.
105) Rachel Nichols: 62 points. Should be higher next time.
104) Eliza Dushku: 63 points. Remember her?
103) Krysten Ritter: 64 points. Will be higher next time.
102) Amanda Righetti: 66 points.
101) Lizzy Caplan: 66 points.
TOP ONE HUNDRED
100) Kristin Kreuk: 67 points.
99) Dreama Walker: 67 points. Highest new entry, fact fans!
98) Megan Fox: 68 points. My biggest regret. In life.
97) Hayley Atwell: 68 points. Large breasts.
96) Sunshine Martyn: 69 points. Aww.
95) Carey Mulligan: 71 points. Good actress.
94) Beyonce: 73 points.
93) Tania Raymonde: 74 points. Alex from Lost.
92) Cheryl Cole: 75 points.
91) Azita Ghanizada: 77 points. Alphas back soon!
90) Julie Benz: 80 points.
89) Jeri Ryan: 83 points.
88) Shriya Saran: 83 points.
87) Taylor Swift: 83 points.
86) Moon Bloodgood: 83 points.
85) Leah Cairns: 85 points. Racetrack!
84) Lauren Laverne: 85 points.
83) Lauren Cohan: 86 points.
82) Julie McNiven: 89 points.
81) Caitlin Stasey: 91 points.
80) Odette Annable: 91 points. She was nice in House.
79) Blake Lively: 92 points. Too high.
78) Kristen Bell: 98 points. Cute.
77) Amber Heard: 98 points. Hot.
76) Laila Rouass: 99 points. She used to be in BBC things.
75) Allison Mack: 101 points.
74) Layla El: 102 points. Highest ranked "WWE Diva", fact fans!
73) Jessica Biel: 104 points.
72) Emma Roberts: 105 points.
71) Lacey Chabert: 106 points. Remember Lost In Space?
70) Elizabeth Mitchell: 107 points. Burnt her hands...and her muffins.
69) Gwyneth Paltrow: 109 points. She is very wise.
68) María Valverde: 113 points. Has potential!
67) Talulah Riley: 113 points. Has potential!
66) Rose Byrne: 116 points. She's nice.
65) Michelle Ryan: 120 points.
64) Alessandra Torresani: 122 points. Seriously, bring back Caprica.
63) Freema Agyeman: 123 points. I like her. Don't see much of her now.
62) Pippa Black: 126 points.
61) Taylor Momsen: 126 points. Sex positive hero.
60) January Jones: 129 points. Not a good Emma Frost.
59) Peyton List: 131 points. Hot babysitter/nurse/Roger's wife on Mad Men.
58) Emilie de Ravin: 134 points. Where's her baby?
57) Amy Adams: 135 points. She's nice.
56) Laura Mennell: 146 points. Alphas back soon!
55) Olivia Munn: 149 points.
54) Katy Perry: 150 points. Don't really like her...
53) Valentina Novakovic: 151 points. Really big breasts.
52) Kristen Stewart: 152 points. I don't really have a problem with this ranking, sorry.
51) Lily Allen: 153 points. She's walked away from fame.
TOP FIFTY
50) Amber Benson: 153 points. Makes the top fifty!
49) Lena Headey: 155 points. Should win an Emmy.
48) Emma Stone: 158 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
47) Zoe Saldana: 176 points. Uhura.
46) Margot Robbie: 187 points. She was nice.
45) Christina Hendricks: 187 points. I like her.
44) Laura Vandervoort: 189 points. LISA FROM V (okay, Supergirl.)
43) Jessica Paré: 189 points. Vou Bisou Bisou.
42) Evan Rachel Wood: 194 points. She was underused in True Blood.
41) Kelly Brook: 196 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA. Again.
40) Emily Blunt: 222 points.
39) Emilia Clarke: 222 points. Mother of Dragons.
38) Felicia Day: 225 points. Now SHE is adorkable.
37) Amy Acker: 249 points. And her.
36) Keira Knightley: 256 points. I'm off her again.
35) Kym Valentine: 272 points. I hope she's doing well.
34) Kari Byron: 275 points.
33) Kate Beckinsale: 277 points. I only saw the light regarding her this year, which is why she's jumped a huge 136 places.
32) Ashleigh Brewer: 278 points. Legs.
31) Charlize Theron: 311 points. Another one I only started ranking high this year, for some reason. Better late than never!
30) Shakira: 312 points. Because hips don't lie?
29) Kate Winslet: 312 points. She's nice.
28) Morena Baccarin: 338 points. Nice neck.
27) Anjili Mohindra: 405 points. I love Rani.
26) Gemma Arterton: 439 points. One of the best English girls!
25) Magda Aponovich: 443 points. She really thinks you should kneel. Also she's lovely.
24) Ellen Page: 449 points. She is a tiny Canadian.
23) Anna Popplewell: 453 points. Another great English girl.
22) Amanda Seyfried: 501 points. Moves up a few places...could move up a few more perhaps...
21) Rachel Riley: 514 points. That girl from Countdown!
TOP TWENTY
20) Anna Paquin: 516 points. Too high. Have completely gone off her.
19) Imogen Poots: 535 points. She's lovely and look at her eyes.
18) Deborah Ann Woll: 553 points. Best True Blood girl.
17) Kat Dennings: 556 points. She's really nice but in a terrible tv show.
16) Avril Lavigne: 591 points. I love Avril.
15) Mila Kunis: 605 points. She looks like a sexy cat.
14) Karen Gillan: 608 points. Highest ranked Scottish girl (by far)!
13) Emma Watson: 633 points. The last ranking I have a problem with...I like her but far too high, sorry.
12) Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 663 points. One of my favourites.
11) Evangeline Lilly: 690 points. KATE DAMN IT RUN (highest ranked Canadain.)
TOP TEN
10) Summer Glau: 740 points. She is actually a robot.
9) Alison Brie: 772 points. Same ranking as last time! That proves...something (I like her lots.)
8) Gillian Jacobs: 819 points. Oh, Britta's in this? Finally in the top ten.
7) Anne Hathaway: 842 points. She's really lovely.
6) Katie McGrath: 883 points. Moves up two places, which is significant in the top ten.
5) Eva Green: 1057 points. Crazy eyes.
4) Olivia Wilde: 1343 points. Drops one place but hey, she's still FOURTH.
3) Scarlett Johansson: 1370 points. She was really good in The Avengers and in general!
2) Michelle Trachtenberg: 2107 points. Still the runaway number two!
NUMBER ONE
1) Natalie Portman: 2453 points. I really do like her the most. She's just the best.
