The Wandering Jew

[Donovan]

A Hebe you revisionist fuckers wouldn't be able to kill. Howzabout them apples?

I might do a story about him, it's a pretty cool legend and probably in the public domain after 2,000 years. Plus, he pimp-slapped Jesus and not many guys got away with that...

 

[Mentalist]

and not many guys got away with that...

The whole point is that he didn't get away with it though.

 

[Alex Buchet]

jooo!

 

[Starship Coyote]

I have a wandering jew growing in my yard.

 

[Donovan]

The whole point is that he didn't get away with it though.

I don't know, immortality ain't all that bad, I'd guess. And every seventy years he reshuffles back into a thirty year old body. Hows that for a punishment?

 

[jack]

I stopped sleepwalking after I lost all the weight.

 

[Donovan]

I have a wandering jew growing in my yard.

You should kill it and then deny that's what you meant to do.

 

[Donovan]

If I were immortal I'd learn every sex trick and fuck every woman on the planet.

 

[Donovan]

Even the ugly ones.

 

[Donovan]

And the better-looking fake ones. (eternity is a loooong time.)

 

[Donovan]

Some of them twice, or three times.

 

[Donovan]

I'd probably have to make a list or something.

 

[Donovan]

Then I'd fuck Gene Simmons, just so I could say I'd fucked someone he hadn't already fucked.

 

[Donovan]

Then when I was done, I'd tell my ex she had to go fuck herself, because I was too tired.

 

[Donovan]

That'd make my ex the only person on the planet I didn't want to fuck.

 

[Donovan]

AND THEN THAT CUNT WOULD KNOW EXACTLY HOW I FELT!!!!!!!!!

 

[jack]

You should kill it and then deny that's what you meant to do.

Make sure you burn it after, then.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Make sure you burn it after, then.

I don't feel like going being deported to Israel this summer, thank you. I've got other vacation plans.

 

[Dershocka]