The "What if they mated" offspring thread!

[Sarek]

If bad dog and Gurka_McGuinety mated, their offspring might look like this:

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[Sarek]

If SaintLucifer and Lord Raffles mated, their offspring might look like this:

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[Sarek]

If Gagh and Henoch mated, their offspring might look like this:

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[Sarek]

If Messenger and Mentalist mated, their offspring might look like this:

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[Acrimonious]

That last one was a nice touch.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Do mm and Techman next!

 

[Sarek]

Do mm and Techman next!

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[Sarek]

If OS@M@ and his "girlfriend" mated, their offspring may look like this:

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[VKD]

If sarek and his wife mated, the offspring would look like this;

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[Sarek]

^I haven't even gotten to you yet.

I can't find a photo of a walking micro-penis.

 

[Sarek]

If sarek and his wife mated, the offspring would look like this;

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Oh, by the way, that's actually a photo of a "Horta". It's a fictional rock type lifeform from Star Trek.

The interesting thing is, in the Star Trek universe, the Horta is actually a very intelligent life form equaling Vulcans when it comes to intelligence and logic. So it goes with out saying that it would be several degrees more intelligent than a human being.

In short, I guess you could say that you're dumber than a fucking rock, Dick. :bigass:

 

[VKD]

I know it's a horta, Treknerd sarek. But who wants to be intelligent when you look like a large pile of vomit?


this is what happened when sarek mated with himself:

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[DarthSikle]

LOL. Funny thread.

 

[Sarek]

I know it's a horta, Treknerd sarek. But who wants to be intelligent when you look like a large pile of vomit?


this is what happened when sarek mated with himself:

Now Dick, we both know that that's not biologically possible. Please be careful how you post in the future. You really don't want to support my argument that you're dumber than a rock by continuing in this manner.

 

[Atlas_Collins]

If bad dog and Gurka_McGuinety mated, their offspring might look like this:

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There must be some mistake. There ain't no mud blood in either of them.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I saw your pic, Atlas. You have fucking Goldie Hawn-style nigg lips.

 

[jack]

If wheezie and I mated, our offspring would look like this:

 

[Atlas_Collins]

I saw your pic, Atlas. You have fucking Goldie Hawn-style nigg lips.

Goldie's got a fine set of headers! Mine are more along the lines of clit ticklers.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

They're big, puffy inner tubes!

 

[Atlas_Collins]

They're big, puffy inner tubes!

Put your glasses on, old man! Those are the Harlot's labia.