The World Can Fuck off and Die.

[Gagh]

Let's gang up and make sure it does with GOBOT POWER.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

LOL LEADER-1!!1

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL TERRY WOGAN

 

[Kerb Crawler]

SPEEDBUMP

 

[Gagh]

I LIKE IT IN THAT ADVCVERT WHEN WOHGAN WAS GOIJG TO FIGHT THAT MAN, AND HE WAS ALL NANGRY AND OMG HOW CAN TERRY (WHO IS OLD) FIGHT THIS MONSTER, BUT HE TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF AND HE WAS LIKE CHRIS MASTEWRS (PRE-STEROID CONFISCATION) AND HE MADE HIS MUSCLY IRISH BOOBS JIGGLE AND IT WAS SO HOT THE OTHER GUY GAVE YUUP AND WOGAN RAPED PUDSEY AND PLAYED BLANKETY BLANK WITH THE MURDERED CORPSE OF NATASHA KRAPLINKSHKI!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN NANA VISITOR JUMPED OUT FROM BEHIND THE CLOUD AND SAID "LOL I'M BEHIND A CLOUD!" AND CHRIS MARTIN SAID "YOU'RE NOT WRONG THERE,LOVE!" THEN HALLE BERRY PAINTED HERSELF WHITE TO CONFUSE HUGH JACKMAN BUT HE WAS JACKING OFF TO KRAPLINKSHKI AT THE TIME AND VISITOR WAS MAKING NOTES ON HER PERSONAL R2 UNIT BUT IT BLEW UP AND THE MIDGET INSIDE DIED JUST LIKE WE ALL WILL ONE DAY, MAYBE TODAY.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

RIP KENNY BAKER

 

[Gagh]

THERE IS NOTHING MORE SAD THAN MIODGET DEATH IN THE MINEFIELAD AND SEEING KENNY BAKER EXPLODE BECAUSE OF NANA VISITOR WILL PLEASE NOBODY, LEAST OF ALL THE GREEN POWER RANGER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't make the news, I just report it.