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The World is over

OR THE SAUSAGE MEN.
 
His eyes open.
 
You can't bullshine anyone.
 
Unless you have a shiny fucking bull.
 
Or the Sleestaks.

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i do not remember why, but i loved that show when i was a kid
i remember having to get up early to watch it b4 school
 
I think they look like Matthew McConaghey.
 
Patrick Stewart is going to be performing as a clown at my daugthers birthday this sunday.....anyone want to come meet him?
 
Yes, but only if we can honk his honker.
 
He could perform some scenes from Othello and scare the children into therapy.
 
Or scenes from Chain of Command.
 
nekkid?
 
MMMM HMMM!
 
Testicles! Wonderful, aren't they?
 
Are his ballbags as bald as his head?
 
It would be hilarious if he had a big Rumplestiltskin-like pubic beard.

Maybe not hilarious but it probably made a nice gag reel that season.
 
Maybe David Warner kept tripping over it.
 
But it was too late, he'd seen everything!!
 
THERE! ARE! FOUR! TUFTS!
 
My tiny little testes, where are you? Do do do do do do do
 
I can't believe Patrick Stewart was second choice to Jude Law in that Extras episode.
 
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