The_Skan Exposes His Unmitigated Gall -- In Public!

[The Question]

Well, I was in Europe tomorrow, but I'll be back later yesterday.

 

[Blindgroping]

TQ- Sleep.

And, SpaKing,
TQ doesn't bash Jews because he's a racist.
He bashes Jews, blacks, whites, aliens, insects, nOObs, and anyone else because it's funny.

 

[proteon]

And because his logic is pretty much airtight.

If you'd put some ben gay on that raging sensitivity of yours, you might learn something junior.

 

[The Question]

^^I don't bash Jews, blacks, or whites. That would be pretty nonsensical, since I'd have to know the majority of them in order to make generalizations about them with any authority.

I do bash aliens, though. Those dirty little cosmic cock knockers are ruining up my planet, the filthy little green sunsabitches. :evil:

 

[Blindgroping]

Still pissed about that probe, Huh?

 

[proteon]

My uncle is a Grey!

 

[Blindgroping]

Shock!
That's the color missing out of my Crayola box!!

Thief!

 

[proteon]

WTF! I call shenanegins!!

 

[The Question]

I call Tomfoolery! (But only because I lost the Shennanigans' home number.)

 

[Blindgroping]

Is that irish?

 

[The Question]

Yeah, I think he's a cop and the missus is a waitress at a nudist German barbecue joint.

 

[proteon]

God I HATE the Irish!

Particularly Irish Greys!!

 

[proteon]

You hear me Irish Grey boy! Your mother was a plattyhelmenthes!!!

 

[proteon]

I truly have to jet - have a nice Holiday all.

Except you you McGrey!! Ye scum!

 

[The Question]

O'Grey-dy?

 

[Bergerac]

Speaking of Jews, one night I was getting wasted with 2 of my friends, Nort and Ike. We drove to the drive in movie about 2 am, they were showing "RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARC". Ike climbed up the sign and rearranged the letters to spell "SHE ATE ROAST DIC". We were disappointed about not being able to spell DICK correctly but were able to console ourselves by whipping the remaining 5 letters at passing cars.

Goddammit, this shit if funny.

 

[jack]

Speaking of Jews, one night I was getting wasted with 2 of my friends, Nort and Ike. We drove to the drive in movie about 2 am, they were showing "RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARC". Ike climbed up the sign and rearranged the letters to spell "SHE ATE ROAST DIC". We were disappointed about not being able to spell DICK correctly but were able to console ourselves by whipping the remaining 5 letters at passing cars.

Yeah, its an equal shame about the title of the movie being "Raiders Of The Lost Ark" so I feel your pain, n00b.

 

[smegMATIC]

I'd have thought you'd be familiar with those West Virginia mis-spellings, Jack-o, living in a trailer and having to shit in an outhouse. They spell lotsa shit wrong there.

BTW are you a Kennedy by any chance?

 

[jack]

Um, no. ROTLA is one of the BEST FILMS IN THE UNIVERSE.

So shut the funk up you little punk nonothing.

 

[Kyehlar]

I actually enjoyed The Last Crusade more. Great adventure, and Sean Connery. Who could ask for more?