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There are 16 glasses around my pc table

whisky

Boobie inspector
Each represents a drink that I brought upstairs and never took the empty glass downstairs.

This could go someway to explaining why there are so few glasses downstairs.

The pc bedroom is above the kitchen, I wonder how much work it would be to install a dumbwaiter?

The replicator I made out of lego isnt working so well.

Vodka, cold.

Absolutely nothing.
 
But you must go downstairs sometimes (if just to get another drink.) So surely if you're going downstairs anyway you could combine that with taking a glass down?
 
But you must go downstairs sometimes (if just to get another drink.) So surely if you're going downstairs anyway you could combine that with taking a glass down?

That's quitter talk. :bailey:
 
Just keep an open bottle of vodka near the computer and you won't need glasses.
 
Or a liver
 
They have machines for that these days.
 
You could see how many moldy glasses you can carry at one time without getting any yuck on you.
 
I dont think any of them are actually mouldy, but if a tray ever works its way up here I might take a bunch down.
 
"I'll just have to sell one of my livers. I can get by with one."
 
Each represents a drink that I brought upstairs and never took the empty glass downstairs.

This could go someway to explaining why there are so few glasses downstairs.

The pc bedroom is above the kitchen, I wonder how much work it would be to install a dumbwaiter?

The replicator I made out of lego isnt working so well.

Vodka, cold.

Absolutely nothing.
Hire a midget or steal and brainwash one of the neighbors' kids to rush upstairs at the sound of a bell.
Or keep a window open to throw the empty glasses out of.

Ive found that most things made out of lego dont work as well as youd think. Tried adding a lil duct tape to it?


But you must go downstairs sometimes (if just to get another drink.) So surely if you're going downstairs anyway you could combine that with taking a glass down?
bah, too much logic.


Just keep an open bottle of vodka near the computer and you won't need glasses.
YES!


Or a liver
overrated


They have machines for that these days.
exactly


"I'll just have to sell one of my livers. I can get by with one."
Wait, how many livers do you have? All they all part of your body or stashed in a freezer in your house (hobo hunting)?
 
I think it's a Homer line. It's weird how we get two kidneys and two lungs but only one liver and heart. There's enough room in their for spares, evolution!
 
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