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THERE ARE SPIES IN THE MF!

There are many things that we cannot explain in this world.
 
I'm just standing here. Not really noticing anything in particular.

Mainly jingling change in my pockets and whistling.
 
People carry change in their pockets still?
 
I carry change in my soul.


but then, I'm a Buddhist wanna be
 
I don't know wither to give that karma or go kick over a traffic cone.
 
I kidnapped Wacky #9 and sold him to the Russians. See you in Lagos, motherfuckers.
 
Damn you FBI part SPYCUNT!
 
WATCH OUT. THEY HAVE X-RAY VISION!
 
Shit has hit the fan.
 
There is nothing here worth spying on. But if you want to spy I say go for it, but you'll be disappointed.
 
People carry change in their pockets still?

I'm the last. I only carry it so I can jingle it while I whistle. And it's a specific amount - Three quarters, three dimes, two nickles and four pennies.

$1.19 American

For proper jingle without unnecessary weight.
 
I carry change in my soul.


but then, I'm a Buddhist wanna be

Buddha was not a Buddhist wanna-be. But the Nazarene was.

Q: How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Attachment brings pain.
 
I'm the last. I only carry it so I can jingle it while I whistle. And it's a specific amount - Three quarters, three dimes, two nickles and four pennies.

$1.19 American

For proper jingle without unnecessary weight.

Sometimes I have some when I get change, or when im talking the bus. Other then that I don't have it on me.
 
Team Wacky is up to #14 now (seven still active) so we don't really miss #9 much (he was supposed to finish off Hufflepuff but never did.)
 
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