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There are Times When You Have No Choice

D.Rabbit said:
I don't' know who Pooky is for sure.
I can't ever be angry with him as I am often enough with KHC and his crazy games.
Keith gets dumped regularly, Pooky is always forgiven, because he is just a horny spirit that treats me right and takes care of my health. I have not had a cold for more than 4 hours since Pooky got into the healing arts years ago. Everyone should have a Pooky, great safe sex and fantastic health, what could be better?

I do call KHC, Pooky, have for years, but I also call him Bear, Keith the Beast, and few other ripe names that suit him, as well.

I had many rabbits when I was a kiddy. They never bit me, they all met untimely and not necessarily nice ends. Some just disappeared, one hung itself when I tethered it to the lawn chair, all my baby rabbits died when they where spraying for Dutch Elm Disease. They are lovely docile pets, (except for one named Charley that lives in England if the reports are not an exaggeration)

For the past two years I've had a wild hare nesting under my wood shed. She keeps her distance but I can get fairly close to her. She only hangs around until her brood is old enough to fend for themselves, then she is gone again.
Look, Diane, if it makes you feel any better, on KHC's registration page, there is one statement. Burn it into your brain. " KHC. He's ALWAYS the actor!"
 
What fun you little trollish beasties have been having in my thread.
Thank you for making me smile.

Thank you Ash, but on Keith's home page he also says,
This is who I am today.

Don't get too attached to it. I may truly be somebody else tomorrow.
He's actually a very Zen kinda guy, you know, those who believe in just, "being."
At least he tries, I ruffled his feathers a couple of times.

Here's another thing he said, it use to be on a sound clip once upon a time where he talks about his blessings, and how they are in the hands of the spirits that guide him.

3eyesopen pointed this passage out to me. I had many a long chat with her on the subject.

This is why I wonder if my Pooky is one of his guiding spirits that latched on to me.
There are stranger things in truth than their are in fiction.

Warning, Boring story ahead, don't read past this point.

I did mention that I had found his on line blog didn't I?

A couple of years ago, he took one of his AA co-workers to the NAACP awards. I found his entry. He had absolutely nothing nice to say about her. I might have it saved in my files, but my files are massive and his text is not legible to anyone without a quantitative education.

I got quite the kick out of that co-worker showing up on the show a month later, with her hair died red. It looked like hell on her. What some women will do to please a heart throb!

Funny, you never see him with a red head, male or female. I suppose it's just his character Tyr who has a thing for them.

Keith is many personalities, Damon Porter was reported to be his alter ego. I suspect so was Tyr. He was very much into the character of Tyr, more than he should have been by some reports.

What ever your claim to fame is folks. I/Big D. of the Colorful D. Consortium have the dubious distinction of being Tyr's red-haired woman.

What fun to read the love letters of a man who is unobtainable written into a Science fiction.

Encore Keith.

So you guys, you have been having fun poking your usual fun at me, let's hear what you have to say about Osiris in "one word." I'm sure he would love to read anything to do with him.
He's so incredibly narcissistic that it's not fair to leave him out of the game.
 
This chick has to be a troll, right? She's doing this for a troll. Please tell me this chick's persona is a troll.
 
I'm no troll, I'm larger than life and living on the edge.

Trolls are small people that get their kicks by putting other people down because it makes them feel a tiny bit better about how insignificant they are in RL.

I admit I'm insignificant, my prime objective is to make people feel good about themselves. You see that's how one finds happiness by giving a hoot and being in touch with their core of caring.

That's been my down fall dealing with the Ogre, I cared about that message board and it's members, I cared about Keith's career by assembling an on line resume in the IOL. I wasn't prepared for being beat up because I cared.

Their lose.
 
Rabbit:

1 Rabbit (Venison America Rabbits are cut into 5 pieces; 2 front quarters, 2 hind quarters and whole saddle)
1/4 cup Olive Oil
1/4cup white Wine (Chardonnay is a great choice)
1 clove Garlic, peeled, smashed and diced
1 tablespoon Dark Brown Sugar
1/2 cup whole Pecans
1/4 cup clover Honey
3 tablespoons butter
2 firm Apples (we like red delicious)
Fresh cracked Pepper & Sea salt to taste

Prepare Marinade:
Mix olive oil, wine, garlic, sugar and fresh cracked pepper in a heavy duty Ziploc bag.

Place rabbit in bag and carefully rotate to coat. (Rabbits have sharp bones and if you are not careful you will puncture the bag) Place in refrigerator for at least 4 hours.

Prepare the Pecan Butter:
Toast pecans on baking sheet in oven for 5 minutes at 350 F. Remove and let cool. Place pecans and 1-teaspoon sea salt in food processor or blender and chop until quite fine.

In a small pan heat honey and butter and whisk until blended. Cool in refrigerator until mixture starts to thicken. Add pecans and stir to blend all ingredients. Return to refrigerator until ready to use.

Cooking the Rabbit:
Remove rabbit and reserve marinade for later use. Let rabbit warm to room temperature

Preheat grill to medium-high. Place rabbits on bottom rack of an open grill and sear on each side for about 2 minutes.

Move rabbits to upper rack, brush with marinade, cover grill and cook for 15 minutes. Turn rabbit pieces, brush with marinade and cook for another 15 minutes. (Internal temperature of 160 F)

Peel, core and slice apples into 1/4 inch slices, brush with marinade and grill for 3 minutes per side on upper rack.


Don't know why I posted this. Other than it's going to be for dinner next Friday night.

Make of it what you will.
 
Sounds quite delicious! Yum. Wonder if you could substitute chicken instead of rabbit as I haven't seen rabbit at the stores in ages.
 
Closure is such a wonderful thing.

I fought a good fight, I pulled no unannounced punches, I told no lies.
*Well maybe the part about the overwrites not being PG 13 wasn't all that true.*

Is success sweet?
It would have been had it gone done as I had requested.

As it stands I know the feeling of losing one's cyber home and my heart goes out to the KHCMB members that have temporarily lost their home.

It will rise again all bright and full of adventures, like a brand new day.
Blessed be!
D.
 
You won.

You may now pull down your pants, squat over their defeated, broken bodies, and let loose with a liquid shit not seen since the days of tubgirl.
 
Having just had a strange altercation with D.Rabbit at exisle, I was going to start a thread here asking anyone if they had found her a little...odd.

then I searched and found this thread.



What.

the.

Fuck.


:huh: :huh: :huh:

I'm scared.:fear:
 
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