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there has been a lot of speculation about my bucket

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
I am willing to answer further questions on the matter.

I will have no petty jealousies, or comments of a dissaproving manner.

If anyone at all responds to my thread I will take a picture of it in all it's loveliness (smacks of desperation maybe?)
 
Does your bucket still have milk teeth, does it only have adult ones now or is it a mixture of both?

Has your bucket ever contained curry (don't worry, powder form counts)?

Accounting for their differing sizes, how many brands of beer could fit in your bucket while still contained in their respective bottles?

Does the bucket know who the twelfth Cylon is and can it divulge that information, because we're really stumped?
 
Unbuckleviable!
 
Does your bucket still have milk teeth, does it only have adult ones now or is it a mixture of both?

It is milky in colour

Has your bucket ever contained curry (don't worry, powder form counts)?

It was silent when I asked it this question. I am suspicious now.

Accounting for their differing sizes, how many brands of beer could fit in your bucket while still contained in their respective bottles?

7, unless Becks come out with a new 50ml size

Does the bucket know who the twelfth Cylon is and can it divulge that information, because we're really stumped?

Again, silent the metal bastard.
 
Does your bucket double as a hat? Do cats sleep in it? CAN IT DANCE THE TANGO?
 
Does it know why Whoopi Goldberg has no eyebrows?
 
Have you ever filled your bucket up with cement, intentionally stuck your foot in it, shouted "HELP, I'M STUCK IN A BUCKET!" to your wife and spent the rest of the day watching Quantum Leap while she tens to your foot?
 
Just how old IS that bucket?

Don't trust any buckets over thirty!
 
If you were Sam Beckett and your foot was stuck in a bucket when it came time to leap would you still leap?
 
Does your bucket double as a hat? Do cats sleep in it? CAN IT DANCE THE TANGO?

The bucket has been on my head, but not as a hat.
The Bucket hates cats as much as I do
It refuses to dance.

Does it know why Whoopi Goldberg has no eyebrows?

It hinted that a woman that acts purely by raising her eyebrows (or that area), dipping her head and looking at you askance does not need any eyebrows.

Have you ever filled your bucket up with cement, intentionally stuck your foot in it, shouted "HELP, I'M STUCK IN A BUCKET!" to your wife and spent the rest of the day watching Quantum Leap while she tens to your foot?

She suffers my flange comments, I suspect this may push her over the edge. She also gets confused between BSG / Star Wars and Star Trek - so her mind is already fuddled.

Just how old IS that bucket?

Don't trust any buckets over thirty!

The bucket is brand new, but pretending to be old - OMG - does this mean I should trust it or not?

If you were Sam Beckett and your foot was stuck in a bucket when it came time to leap would you still leap?

Only if I could be sure that when leaping, the person coming back into the body was able to use the bucket and save a small childs chance of becoming a professor who would one day cure cancer.
 
So the bucket was "stressed" in the factory to make it look older!?
 
That may explain its behaviour
 
How many individual piecs of Kentucky Fried Chicken could your bucket hold?
 
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