There is nobody here

[Mentalist]

It's deader than a very dead thing that was playing at being dead before it actually died of a potent hybrid attack of AIDSARS.


Is this is then. You're all out and having fun on this pointless Sunday afternoon. You have broken free of the shackles that bind you to your keyboard like a garotted mackerel fish stuffed in a sock. I SEE HOW IT IS.

 

[Cassie]

I WAS FORCED TO TURN MY COMPUTER OFF DUE TO THE VIOLENT WEATHER, OK?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You will not have to bear this burden alone.

 

[Dr Dave]

I was sleeping!

 

[FBI parte due]

I was DEAD.

 

[Cassie]

ZOMBIE!

 

[FBI parte due]

...dead tired of the Zionist domination of the mainstream media!

 

[Dr Dave]

I was DEAD.

these things happen

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does the zionist reach extend as far as AUSTRALIA?

 

[FBI parte due]

Only Melbourne.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So Claire from Lost is safe then and I can have her babysit my children safely. THEN RAPE HER.

 

[FBI parte due]

Only through the ear, else they'll hear!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I had somethng to do this morning, oh yes, getting humilated. RAD!

 

[FBI parte due]

I'd love to hear the story.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I certainly can't fault her for it, 'cause she's keepin' it real, she's not bullshitting me, and she's certainly not holding in her emotion, waiting for it to build into something bad, but my wife has gotten into the habit of telling me how I fucked up the previous day right as we get up in the morning. As we're walking to the car, I get to hear about how stupid I can be.

Not too fun, but not bad in the long run. If I quit doin' stupid shit, she'll have to stop yelling.

 

[Dr Dave]

im back, I was sleeping.

 

[Yub]

NOONE AM BE POSTING. WHY NONE AM BE POSTING? AM SAD.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was throwing away a lot of garbage, junk, old magazines, mail, etc. I've barely scratched the surface.

Now dinner is here. There's a Noreaster raging outside. Which means the Homeless Guy™ is camped outside my door instead of outside my building.

*sigh*

 

[Yub]

I was homeless once but a nice lady took me in and fed me milk.

 

[Dr Dave]

I was throwing away a lot of garbage, junk, old magazines, mail, etc. I've barely scratched the surface.

Now dinner is here. There's a Noreaster raging outside. Which means the Homeless Guy™ is camped outside my door instead of outside my building.

*sigh*

call the cops