There seems to be a portable radio in my penis.

[The Question]

It's somewhat disconcerting to hear the sounds of Tommy Dorsey and his orchestra coming from one's urethra.

 

[Loktar]

Twist your testes and change the station then.

 

[The Question]

I tried that, but then I farted and it sounded like Casey Kasem and I got scared.

 

[Loktar]

Try moving the antenna around and then up and down. Might not tune in a new station but it should feel pleasurable.

 

[Dr Dave]

Does it also get AM?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So you were already prepared for Hurricane Irene without lifting a nut.