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There seems to be a portable radio in my penis.

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It's somewhat disconcerting to hear the sounds of Tommy Dorsey and his orchestra coming from one's urethra.
 
Twist your testes and change the station then.
 
I tried that, but then I farted and it sounded like Casey Kasem and I got scared. :(
 
Try moving the antenna around and then up and down. Might not tune in a new station but it should feel pleasurable.
 
Does it also get AM?
 
So you were already prepared for Hurricane Irene without lifting a nut.
 
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