There was a deer outside my house today

whisky

Boobie inspector
Which is something you dont see every day on a british housing estate.
 

Ishcabittle

Member
pix plz, if possible.

if not, a 3d render will do.
 

Ishcabittle

Member
tell you what, describe what it looked like and the setting behind it and i'll make an MS paint of it, then we can all enjoy.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
A female deer?
 

whisky

Boobie inspector
It looked like a small baby dear in a normal looking street of houses
 

Ishcabittle

Member
okay, gimme a minute, shit just blew up, putting out fires, putting out fires.
 

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
I surprised a racoon and (s)he surprised me today - it was rummaging through my garbage - at 3 PM!
Usually they dont come out til dark.
Unless they're rabid.
great.
 

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no-eye-deer.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Ah, they're puns.
 

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
No! A palindrome for Bolton would be notlob!
 
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