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There was a deer outside my house today

whisky

Boobie inspector
Which is something you dont see every day on a british housing estate.
 
pix plz, if possible.

if not, a 3d render will do.
 
It ran off before I could get my phone out
 
tell you what, describe what it looked like and the setting behind it and i'll make an MS paint of it, then we can all enjoy.
 
A female deer?
 
It looked like a small baby dear in a normal looking street of houses
 
okay, gimme a minute, shit just blew up, putting out fires, putting out fires.
 
I surprised a racoon and (s)he surprised me today - it was rummaging through my garbage - at 3 PM!
Usually they dont come out til dark.
Unless they're rabid.
great.
 
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no-eye-deer.
 
Ah, they're puns.
 
No! A palindrome for Bolton would be notlob!
 
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