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There's a fucking cat stuck in my tree

Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
It got cornered in my backyard, and instead of going out the gate I opened for it, it climbs up my tree.

FUCKING COCKSUCKER

I called animal control, and they came out, but they can't do anything because it's up pretty high. And the fire department apparently only rescues the pussy in movies.

ARGH!!!!!
 
It'll come down on it's own. I've never had to call the fire department to get a cat out of a tree.
 
The pussy is not saying, "Help, Get me down." It is saying, "Hey, you, come on up. Bring fish."
 
Shoot it. Why do you even have to ask? SHOOT IT DOWN.
 
How big is the tree?
 
She's still up there, and it's raining now. I figured that would have brought her down.

I've done my animal domestic duty to last me a fucking lifetime. First, the unexpected and totally preventable puppy pregnancy, then my sisters' dogs this weekend, and now this little pussy.

I can't catch a break.

Did I mention this is supposed to be a vacation for me??
 
Is it still there?
 
No, we sprayed water on it, and it got down. Then proceeded to climb the neighbor's tree. I've been pussy free since about 6 pm yesterday. :)
 
Hmmm...pussy free, that doesn't sound right....
 
I'm pussy free right now and it's starting to get to me. my right hand is feeling itchy.
 
Battle stations, everyone!!!

I'd be careful with that power glove, though....
 
That's what happened last time I got bored.
 
I'm glad you didn't murder the cat.
 
I bet curious a2z would have killed the cat, that dang curiosity FUCKS UP cats from what I hear.
 
Satisfaction brings it the shit back.
 
Cats are never satisfied.
 
They are by mice.
 
well, the mice end up propper fucked by the cats.
 
COMMANDER SHEP RAMSAY will get it down!
 
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