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There's a ginger cat looking in my window!

Would you feed me if I showed up on your doorstep?
 
Yes, of course, and I'd wash your underwear too.
 
Take her offer Wacky!
 
FYI, the underwear thing isn't creepy pervy.. it's just people need clean undies.
 
We may as well have sex while my underwear is off too. So as not to waste my nudity!
 
I love you guys.
 
Good, I'm not a fan of loveless sex.
 
You don't want love in your underwear!
 
MAYBE IT'S PUSS IN BOOTS
 
MAYBE IT'S THE CAT IN THE HAT!
 
Cassie get yer gun!
 
I wouldn't shoot the cat in Wacky's pants.
 
Oh God.. that didn't sound right.

I WOULDN'T SHOOT AT ANYONE CARRYING A CAT ANYWHERE!!!!
 
GOOD TO KNOW.


* makes note to carry a cat if ever trespassing on Cassie's farm or anywhere near her huge dumpster bin*
 
Cassie said:
I wouldn't shoot the cat in Wacky's pants.

You know, I was not suprised by the idea of Wacky haveing a cat in his pants.
 
I put a kitten in my pants once when I was a kid.
 
I can not imagine ever intentionally putting anything with claws and fangs in my pants.
 
Kittens don't yet have claws and fangs.
 
I flirt with danger.
 
MEOW!
 
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