There's a nutter in NASA

[Mentalist]

News breaking now...

BREAKING NEWS: Johnson Space Center Building Evacuated

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A Johnson Space Center building was evacuated Friday after reports of a gunman inside, Houston police said.

Police were called about 1:40 p.m. for building 44, which houses communications and tracking development laboratory, news reports said.
Johnson Space Center security officers and Houston police, including a SWAT team, were dispatched to the scene.

NASA spokesman James Hartsfield said the building was "one of the smaller" office buildings on the JSC campus, where Mission Control is based.

He declined to speculate on how a person would get a gun inside NASA security or what his motives would be.

The identity of the armed man is not yet known.

We will have more on this breaking news story on kcbd.com and tonight on NewsChannel 11 at 5, 6 and 10.

 

[Ishcabittle]

JAMES HETFIELD WORKS AT NASA?! METALLICA RULES THE SKIES!!!

 

[Yub]

The second NASA related goofiness in as many months. This does not bode well. I say an alien parasite has infected some minds there. AND SOON WE SHALL BE NEXT, SO GET BUSY MAKING THOSE TINFOIL HATS,PEOPLE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe Neil Armstrong's finally cracked after lying about the moon landings all these years the bastard.

 

[Cassie]

I never take my tinfoil hat off!

 

[Ishcabittle]

What about your tinfoil bra?

 

[Yub]

MAGIC MORMON UNDERWEAR! NOW IN TINFOIL!

 

[curiousa2z]

it didn't end well after all.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6578167.stm

 

[CaptainWacky]

So not Neil Armstrong then.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Sounds like part of a Stargate episode to me. Except they would tell all the news services.

 

[Tisiphone]

Maybe he wanted to wear those "special" diapers.

 

[whisky]

Shooting someone and then yourself isnt rocket science.

 

[Gagh]

MAYBE HE HAD A PHOBIA OF ASTRONOMY?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shame he didn't have a phobia of guns!

 

[Yub]

Batman has a healthy distaste and maybe even a phobia of guns. LOOK HOW DEADLY HE IS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Batman never kills.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

THE SOLUTION IS SIMPLE - BAN SPACE

 

[Yub]

If this keeps up Bush may go to war with it.

 

[curiousa2z]

^please don't give him ideas.