There's something growing on your penis

[Cacophony]

If you just took off your pants to look, you own me 2 nickels.

 

[Aquehonga]

Fungus?

 

[Cacophony]

Most likely.

 

[Yub]

I didn't take my pants off for two reasons:

• I don't wear pants
• I know my penis is clean, I wash it quite often, no-one likes a smelly penis [which is probably why Loktar is a virgin]

 

[Cacophony]

I'm sorry. I am way past the point of coherency and started giggling to myself when I thought about penises growing off of penises, which is really what spawned this thread.

I should likely go to bed, but sleep deprivation is another kind of high, I suppose.

 

[Yub]

FRACTAL PENIS?

 

[FBI parte due]

Why would I need to look?

I already drive stick-shift.

 

[Loktar]

I didn't take my pants off for two reasons:

• I don't wear pants
• I know my penis is clean, I wash it quite often, no-one likes a smelly penis [which is probably why Loktar is a virgin]

I haven't showered in days so at this time thats probably accurate.

 

[Cacophony]

Ewwww, go shower Loktar!

 

[Aquehonga]

I haven't showered in days so at this time thats probably accurate.

Bathing is over-rated anyway.

 

[Seph]

so says stinker mc45

 

[Ilyanna]

Bathing is over-rated anyway.

no, no it really isn't.

 

[Loktar]

Ewwww, go shower Loktar!

why bother. I'm stuck in the apartment, no job, my brother off to work with my car, waiting to pass out from my stink fumes....

 

[Seph]

bachelor party at loktars

 

[Loktar]

woot!

 

[Seph]

...

 

[Cacophony]

why bother. I'm stuck in the apartment, no job, my brother off to work with my car, waiting to pass out from my stink fumes....

Because showers feel nice.

And it's fucking cold. SO HOT SHOWERS WIN.

 

[Loktar]

you have a point.

 

[Seph]

i can see ur point loktar, put a pillow over it or something...

 

[Loktar]

i can see ur point loktar, put a pillow over it or something...

I'm put ur mom's mouth over it, cunt!