SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
I think Burroughs and Vonnegut made careers of doing precisely this. You just need a column / blog in some random 'zine that eventually gets picked up by Jezebel or one of those other big blog clearinghouses. I could totally see that happening.I can type things like "Cassie was arrested today for molesting six of the seven dwarves. When she got to Sneezey has sneeze all over her ears and ran away"