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They should've cast the new Star Trek film with the cast of "Saved by the Bell"

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The Tomtrek

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It totally works:

Zack - Kirk
Mr. Belding - McCoy
Screech - Spock
A.C. Slater - Scotty
Lisa (the black one Screech wanted to do) - Uhura
Kelly (dyed blonde) - Yeoman Rand
That other one Slater was doing, um, Jessie - Nurse Chapel

All you would need to do is find a Sulu and maybe a Chekov.
 
Or the cast of the Fresh Prince

Will - Kirk
Carlton - Spock
Uncle Phil - "Uncle" Admiral (corrupt old admiral in league with the romulans!)
Ashley - Uhura
Aunt Viv - Umm, Chapel, I guess
Jazz - Chekov AND Sulu (he could pull it off)
Geoffrey - Scotty (English is nearly scottish!)

McCoy could be played by Tim Russ, who was in the Fresh Prince once. It totally works!
 
I'd fund it.
 
Or the cast of Cheers:

Kirk - Sam
Spock - Lilith
Bones - Carla
Scotty - Cliff
Sulu - Frasier
Chekov - Coach
Rand - Norm
TIME-TRAVELLING SAAVIK - REBECCA OMGLOL
 
IT TOTALLY WORKS
 
The Fresh Prince one totally works because the series was exactly like TOS. Every week Will had a new girlfriend he was totally into who'd be gone by the next episode and we'd never hear of again!
 
How's bout they just use some retired WWE Wrasslers!

Chris Jericho-Kirk
The Rock-Spock (The Spock?)
Steve Austin-McCoy
Mick Foley-Scotty
Ricky Steamboat-Sulu
Nikolai Volkoff-Chekov
Miss jackie,Linda Miles, or Sharmell- Uhura
and The Undertaker as a Klingon!!! I know he's not retired, but dammit he should be! There, I said it.
 
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I still think The Rock could play Khan in Star Trek 12.
 
I never really thought about it... But he is a good fit.

Although I think Vince Mcmahon would make a good Old White-haired Khan.
 
VINCE, YOU BLOODSUCKER!
 
THEY COULD RECAST STAR TREK WITH THE CAST OF STAR TREK

Kirk - Kirk
Spock - Spock
McCoy - McCoy

IT TOTALLY WORKS
 
I don't see it.
 
I am also not sure how JJ Abrams sleeps at night. He was missing from the Star Wars cast shot. At first I thought he was on a foot stool just out of shot, then I thought NO The ROCK would not sit on a FOOT STOOL! Then I realised the horrible truth, he JUST WASNT THERE...
 
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Why can't Padme come back as a ghost like Ben and Yoda, and nod approvingly at things.
 
In her battle-damaged Geonosis Arena outfit, sure...
 
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