They think they sound all sauve and sophisto...

[The Question]

...but they're really not.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I know what you mean.

 

[The Question]

Actually, it was two whigger girls. You know that style of speech black girls have, where they're trying to sound like rich white girls but you know they probably couldn't even spell their own names? Yeah, it was two white girls sounding like that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then black girls will copy the white girls and other white girls will copy those black girls and it'll be a never ending circle until we're all using words like "POPSTAIN!"

 

[Cassie]

YOU BETTA AKS SOMEBODY!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually, it was two whigger girls. You know that style of speech black girls have, where they're trying to sound like rich white girls but you know they probably couldn't even spell their own names? Yeah, it was two white girls sounding like that.

Like those latter-day episodes of "The Jeffersons" where Florence starts gettin' all uppity and Louise's hair gets all soft and Sada Thompson-like? Yeah, I can dig it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Steve Austin: An axe is something you cut down trees with!

 

[Cassie]

The you showed him your axe and he was all OOHHH!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Steve Austin: a man barely alive.

"We can rebuild him. We can make him better, stronger, faster...we can create the world's first six million dollar man."

Six million wouldn't get that man a decent wheelchair these days....

 

[Cassie]

They're gonna remake the bionic woman.. no shit

 

[The Question]

YOU BETTA AKS SOMEBODY!

Q: Why was everybody in the Projects hiding?
A: They heard on the news there was an ask murderer on the loose.

 

[The Question]

They're gonna remake the bionic woman.. no shit

ROBOPUSSY 2.0!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

STONE COLD NOT THE OTHER ONE

 

[The Question]

Put your favorite cock into the RoboPussy 2.0 and watch it go!

No, likely not.

 

[Cassie]

DON'T MISTAKE A PENCIL SHARPENER FOR A ROBOPUSSY 2.0