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They're banning people at WordForge because they MIGHT be me!

Para scores 7/10 on the T'Bonz annoyance scale. This is official, but I reckon 5 points were garnered for posting in orange.
 
that's not true - I've posted here more than on two different days. Just not in GFHH. But it's an interesting analysis, ...

CheekMonkey Posting History

  • 06-22-2007/06-23-2007 Posting in Elwood threads
  • Absent Five Months
  • 12-09-2007 Two Posts
  • Absent Over a Month
  • 01-18-2008 Four Posts
  • Absent Over Two Months
  • 03-31-2008 Posts denying she/he has a WF Dual the day said dual was banned.
 
CheekyMonkey, now that the jig is up, why not share your trolling exploits with us all ? Why not admit you were posting for months under a dual ? Why not admit you're a dude and engaged Elwood in Wordforge's own version of the Crying Game ?

I believe you were banned because Elwood found out you're a guy.
 
Do the Turdforgers know that they've apparently banned a member in good standing.... but I can still get in?

And Volpone is in there, too. Fucking hilarious - last I heard, he thought I was crazy. He was all too eager to get behind Trashy McStriptease way back when I had my "meltdown"..... but then again, I bet loads of people have gotten behind that bitch.

Hey Volpone - here's some sage advice for you: The nail that sticks out gets hammered down.

But maybe you'd enjoy the pounding? ;)
Oh, I still think you're crazy.

But that's doesn't make them banning Phil_R right.
 
I have the opposite problems.

A) They want me to come back to WF
B) I do not want to come back to WF
 
Note: Dual alert. That is not the REAL T'Bonz.

Accept no imitations. Lorne is still an asshole.


Be honest. You've been drunk all day, haven't you? I know I have. Wait, I'm looking for an appropriate smiley now...one of these should work.


:biteme::fib::gtc-down::cannon::lilhit:
 
Well, at present, I've managed to back Nick into the Kobayashi Maru. :diacanu: There may be a move or two left, but basically the game is checkmated. Either they have to:

1) Admit the permaban of CheekyMonkey and Goldeneye was out-of-line
2) Admit that Phil wasn't a dual and they screwed up in banning them
3) Admit that there was a different reason for the bans, beyond the Official Story
4) Duck, Dodge, Belittle, and/or Ignore.

:bergman:
 
Note: Dual alert. That is not the REAL T'Bonz.

Accept no imitations. Lorne is still an asshole.

T'Bonz I'll donate 50 dollars to Trekbbs if you introduce the *you* tag to Trekbbs for atleast two weeks.
 
Can I just say, I fucking LOVE the *you* tag. It's giving me almost as much pleasure as this whole Phil-ban.

Parallaxis, you've made me realize I should post here more often. This place is really quite entertaining.........Hmm.... why don't I post here much? Maybe it's because I've been so busy posting over at WordForge? Right? Is that the right answer? Is that what you've been looking for?

You know what, it occurs to me that it doesn't fucking MATTER whether I made a dual or not. Either way, the fact that I still rate so goddamned high in the consciousness of people I have never met and know VERY little about is...... well........ flattering.

The whole thing goes beyond entertaining. It feeds my considerable ego. It gives me delusions of grandeur. It makes me a little wet, actually.
 
The "You" tag was amusing the first time it was done, a while back. Now? It's a bit dull.

I didn't know though, that an entire account could be done using it. I wondered how the account was an exact dupe.
 
They have an unreasonable, unhealthy, and absolute obsession with duals over there. And if you're accused no matter how much reasoning or evidence you'll be forever branded as a dual. For some unknown reason, being a dual over at Turdforge is worse than being a child molestor.
 
Heh. There's a brand new poster, Neterica. Seems interesting. I'm tempted to exchange a couple PMs with him/her and then congratulate CheekyMonkey on her new dual--and on using a proxy to get around her IP ban.
:devil:

But I'd feel guilty if they banned another innocent n00b for my tomfoolery. :(
 
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