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They're not the same person!

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter


Another one of life's mysterious...de-mystified.
 
Two fools both own horses that graze in the same pasture. Unfortunately, they had trouble telling them apart. So the first fool notches his horse's ear. This way one horse has a notch in his ear and the other doesn't. Unfortunatly, the next day the other horse happens to catch his ear on a wire fence, and the fools can't tell them apart again. So the second fool gets the idea to cut his horse's tail short. This works for a while until the first horse gets his tail caught in a gate. Finally, the two fools think to measure the horses. That's when they realize that the black horse is 2 hands taller than the white horse!
 
I want to spend a weekend camping holiday in Katy Perry's cleavage.
 
They're both cute!
 
Who is the chick on the left?
 
Zooey Deschanel.
 
LOL I thought Zooey was on the right.
 
I have no idea what this thread is about.
I can't stop staring.
 
She's my sister, my mother, my sister, my mother, my sister, my mother.
 
Just look for the giant breasts if you get confused.
 
And yet Emily Deschenel would stick out like a sore thumb in that photo.
 
She's a fake!
 
Katy and Zooey are actually the siblings, but Zooey was a tad jealous of Katy's cleavage, and adopted Emily into the family and ousted Katy. They are just now back on good terms.
 
We all know how they got back on good terms, too.

I INCESTED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT.
 
The taste of our same DNA excites me.
 
There's absolutely nothing wrong with long lost sisters having sex, it's not like they can impregnate each other and have incest babies.
 
They would need a long lost brother for that.
 
Dr Dave said:
They would need a long lost brother for that.
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Like long-lost brother T.R. Knight?

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(even though he's gay, but still)
 
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