They're puttin me in handcuffs

[Claude Ballsack]

They found marijuana in my glove compartment.

Dude, I hate cops.

 

[Claude Ballsack]

Officer Bradshaw thinks he can knock some common sense into me.

Stupid fatass.

 

[Dr Dave]

That will learn you good.

 

[Claude Ballsack]

I'm suing him for everything he's got

 

[Dr Dave]

Which is about $3.50, he dosen't get paid till next tuesday.

 

[LittleBoyLost]

No you aren't. You're going to pay the citation like a good little weedhead and score another dime on the way home like everybody else does because you really are that much of a druggie.

 

[Claude Ballsack]

But I pay his salary.

I will get my mother on his ass if I have to.

He doesnt know who he is messing with.

 

[Claude Ballsack]

No you aren't. You're going to pay the citation like a good little weedhead and score another dime on the way home like everybody else does because you really are that much of a druggie.

That doesnt make me a bad person.

I don't kill cats or vote republican or shit.

 

[Dr Dave]

Look everybody it is LittleBoyLost!

Star of screen and stage!

 

[Claude Ballsack]

Why does everybody hate me?

 

[LittleBoyLost]

Because you're a dick? And as for what doesn't make you a bad person, I'm looking at your avatar and I can't bring myself to give a shit.

Originally posted by Littleboylost:

Because you're a dick?

What more do you need.

(Yes you dick, my shit it so tough I can even quote myself)

 

[Claude Ballsack]

Thank you for taking part in my survey.

 

[Dr Dave]

On a side note...

SFJL[ptj[tj

 

[Claude Ballsack]

You wanted my opinion. Now let me give it to you.

 

[LittleBoyLost]

Spare me Dave, I'm on a roll here. A 1 1/4 roll to be exact now step the back up before I

 

[Dr Dave]

*yawns*

 

[Claude Ballsack]

You have the wrong person. My name is not Stuart.

 

[LittleBoyLost]

It's Claude Ballsack and you're not wearing any pants. Other than that you're no doubt a reasonable facsimile of your avatar is that right?

I'd tell you to eat me at this point but I'm afraid you'd bite down.

 

[Claude Ballsack]

You have been reading my file?

Did I pass the drug test?

 

[I Love Cunt]

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