thing of the day CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (thing+303)

[CaptainWacky]

Santa Claus and Mrs Claus have sex for about eight seconds.

Mrs Claus: whts' wronag?

Santa: I'm GAY.

Mrs Claus: well picture a man in your mind and get back to shagging me!

THE END

 

[Dr Dave]

Snow balls!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If more women had this winning attitude, there'd be a lot more bisexual men out there.

Q'PLAH!

 

[CaptainWacky]

they're still getting what they need!

 

[Seph]

what an allowance?

 

[CaptainWacky]

sperm allowance