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Thing of the day, MEEP MEEP (thing+154)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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RAGE AGAINST THE DUKDCS
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IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO HAVE A PERSONALTIYgfsd
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MY NATURAL STATE IS TO BNOTHIGN

I SOMETIMES TRY AND COPy THE PEOPLE I'M AROUND

BU TIT LOOKS FALSE

THEY CAN TELL

IT REVOLTS THEM

LIKE ROBOTS THAT LOOK HUMAN (THE UNCANNY VALLEY)

THAt'S ME

I'M A ROBOT THAT LOOKS HUMAN

I'M A FRAKKING CYLON

AND I HAVE BEEN RIGHT FROM TEH START

DON'T YOU SEE?

I CAN'T "GET BACK" TO NORMALITY BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS BENE LIKE THIS

MAYB EI'M WORSE NOW

BUT THERe'S NOTHING TO GO BAK TO

THERE IS NOTHING

OH NO HERE COMES COMMON ADVICE ROBOT

"YOU JUST NEED TO STOP BEING DEPRESSED AND GET ON WITH THINGS"

LOL THANKS FOR THAT

BUT DON'T YOU SEE?

THIS IS ME GETTING ON WITH THINGS

THIS IS WHAT I DO

THINGS

THESE ARE MY THINGs

NOTHING!

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depression lol

it even sounds stupid

"depression"

doesn't sound like a big deal

they should call it MAD BRAIN DISORDER 589

BUT ANYWAY

I'm NO TDEPRESSEd

BECAUE THAT IMPLIES AN IMBALANCE

THIS IS MY NATURAL STATe

I@M NOT FOR THIS WORLD

I'm NOT RIGHt

I'm OUT OF PLACE

OUT OF PHASe

NOT BEING EMO

jUST BEING MEMO!

fdfLOL"Hgggggggggg

but you can't udnerstand becase you're you and you only understand you things and if you ever got like me you'd get out of it but you woulnd't truley be like me because to be like me you'dhave to have been me like birth I can no more be normal like you tan you can be abrnormal like meeeeeeeee!

do you seeeeeeeee

sgjijljls there is ntohyi9nb

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wish I had a bigger brain

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BARRY THE SCIENTIST DECIDED TO MAKE HIS BRAIN BIGGER BY KILLING PROSTITUTES, CUTTING THEIR BRAINS OUT, AND STICKIN BITS OF THEIR BRAINS UP HIS NOSE TO ADD TO HIS OWN.

"HAHAHAAH, MY BRAIN GROWS LARGER," HE SAID, AS HE STUCK A REDHEADED WHORE'S BRAIN UP HIS NOSE. "DAMN IT, I NEED TO SNEEZE!" HE SAID, AND SOME OF HTE PACKED BRAIN CAME SHOOTING OUT. "FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY CAN'T THINGS EVER GO MY WAY!" HE SAID AND DECIDED TO EAT THE BRAINS INSTEAD AND ALSO EAT THEIR TITS BECAUSE HE'D ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT TITS TASTE LIEK.

"YOU KNWO, I THINK I MIGHT BE MAD," HE SAID TO THE DEAD HOOKERS DISMEMBERED CORPRSE AFTER EATING HER LEFT TIT. "OH WELL, CAN'T COMPLAIN, MAY AS WELL GET ON WITH IT, AHAHAHAHAHA, TITS FOR TEA!" HE SAID AND BIT OFF THE LEFT NIPPLE.

HE WAS FOUND DEAD FOUR DAYS LATER BY HIS MOTHER WHO KILLED HERSELF AND BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN.

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GREA TSTORYGggggggggg
 
I'm glad you are able to get on with the business of the Mine Field in this post 4/22 era.

(4/22/08 - the day we saw Emma's hairy muff -- WE WILL NEVAR FORGET!)
 
lol.. we need an acronym like BC and AD.. AM = after muff? AHM = after hairy muff? I DON'T KNOW.
 
I think I got the number right too,.
 
Berry should have known you can't make your brain bigger by eating a whores brain.
 
This is a perfect post muff story
 
I wonder if we'll see a rise in suicide rates in this post Muff world?
 
*nods*

It will help us get past the muff.
 
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM
 
Party people go Meep Meep.
 
I hope it doesn't take 7+ years to erect a Hairy Muff Freedom Tower at the EHM site.
 
OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOUR DANCING BATMAN HAD BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!
 
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fistofblog doesn't let you hotlink. :(
 
WFMU IS DA BOMB btw. FREEFORM RADIO 4EVAR!
 
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