thing of the day, Michael Clarke Duncan tribute edition (thing+388)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
actually Michael Clarke Duncan does not feature at all in this thing of the day

I was going to post a "Michael Clarke Duncan " died thread

but then I thought "WHY"

but he is a famous person who died

and it's sad that he was young

but then someone else posts "WELL LOTS OF NON FAMOUS PEOPLE DIE TOO AND I BET YOU WERNE'T REALLY A BIG MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN FAN"

and I wans't really was I?

I never even saw The Green Mile

but he was in The Scorpion King!

I bet THe Rock's sad

and he was quite good in the terrible Planet Of The Apes and Helena Bonham Carter was hot as an ape

and he was in Armageddon which is quite enjoyable really but you have to pretend to hate it because it's a Michael Bay movie

Also Daredevil

remember that

also whenver anyone dies you have to say "RIP" or "rest in peace"

but why

what does it mean

what's the alternative to "resting" in "peace"?

There isn't one

you can't be in pain

you're dead

you're not resting

you're dead

you're not at peace

there's no you to be at peace

you just don't exist

so yeah I know it's just a thing people sya

but IT BOTHERS ME BECAUSE I HAVE ASPERGER'S

sorry

we never did find out why Ridley Scott killed himself, did we?

(he didn't, it was his brother Tony)

remember Ridley from Metroid?

I just figured out that it was named after Ridley Scott because Metroid was inspired by Alien

I mean I haven't looked this up on some kind of Metroid wiki or anything but it seems pretty likely

I love Super Metroid so much

remember those missles you could never get?

I don't think I ever got them

BUT I TRIED

yeah

I should try to finish Metroid Prime 3 one day

yeah

so Michael Clarke Duncan died

but at least he's RESTING in PEACE now

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I liked Samus' little shp

was Shamus' suit based on Iron Man?

probably

FUCKING NINTENDO

they can't come up with anything original

maybe thye'll release a game inspired by the life and death of Michael Clarke Duncan soon

the cunts

the boohats

anywya my eyes hurt now

everytime I type

I was thinking maybe I need glasses

but I think it's just the depression clouding my mind

I don't think glasses would help with that

I hope this thing of the day wasn't dirspectful to Michael Clarke Duncan or Tony Scott or Samus aran or Arron from big Brother

actually I do'nt care if it was disresepctful to Arron from Big Brother

fuck him

he ate all Deana's choclate rmemeber

WITH CAROLINE

FUCKING CAROLINE

I actually still feel anger when I think of her existence

well

I don't

I'm long past the point where I can feel emotions

but I recognise that she's bad and if I was human I would feel ANGER at her existece

I don't want her to die or anything

but still she's bad

but I'm so clouded that I'm literlaly just typing words now with no feeling behidn them at all

I don't think glasses would help me feel hatred for Caroline from Big Brother

I wish they could

fucking cow

bet she doesn't evne like Monster Munch

anyway

I should really go to bed and sleep

and "rest"

in "bed"

forever sleep

(LIKE YODA_

)

so if I died

WHEN I die

can I request that nobody post "RIP"?

could you all post something more appropriate for me and my "personality"?

something that would have actual menaing to me?

I mean, I won't know, obviously, since I won't exist

but please

if any of you die I promise not to say "RIP" either

in fact I'll even say "HOPE YOU SUFFER IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY DEADPOSTER39"

just to get as far away from "RIP" as possible

anway

this ia d fiferent fthing of the day than normal

I'm notg any less clouded

in fact I can barely read this

vbut that could be because i'ts so late at night

maybe I should sleep at night

maybe that would help

then during the day I'd be alert

like Tony the Tiger

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!

(I don' tknow)

do they still have Frosties adverts?

I don' thtink they do

Michael Clarke Duncan died
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Best cloudy thing of the day ever.

Goodbye Michael Clarke Duncan. You were a big black man.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
What about Coco the Monkey.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Whenever I remember him I think of him singing "I'm leaving on a Jetplane" in a ridiculously deep voice.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
BEST MICHAEL BAY MOVIE?
 

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
REMEMBER THAT SHOW, "THE FINDER", THAT i WAS TRYING TO GET ALL YOU BASTARDS TO WATCH SO IT WOULDNT BE CANCELLED?

He was one of the co-stars & a big reason I liked the show.
(get it? Big? He was 6'5" )
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Was it cancelled?
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
OMG SPOILER ALERT :rwmad:
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It would be really sad.
 
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