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thing of the day (thing+224)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I couldn't be beothereddddddddddd putting all the full stops in
periods?
fulls stops?

WHICH SI WHICH

whereeas
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were they called periods initiallyl and PC NAZIS change the name to "full stop"?

nop probalby not

HAHAHAH

IW ON'T FSJg

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there is noth
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why did I start this thread

its' getting bad when I can't even fill a thing of the day

lol

"getting bad"

I think we can officially say it's bad

it's bad

IT'S BAD

but but but but but

it finds new ways to get worse

tha's what is
sfI

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HAPPINESS IS TEMPORARY

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PLAY

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(A man is sitting on a bean bag reading a news paper.)

Man: Aye.

(A blind woman feels her way onto stage. The man doesn't get up to help her.)

Blind Woman 'ere, is there being anybody there?

Man: Aye.

Woman: 'ere, do I know you?

Man: Do you recognise my voice?

Woman: No.

Man: Then you probably don't.

Woman: Arr, that be fair. What are ye doing?

Man: Why are you talking like that?

Woman: 'ere this be how I always talk since I was a young slip of a girl in the old country.

Man: Which country?

Woman: I forget. It's been so long.

Man: Hmmph.

Woman: Arr, but now I'm blind and nothing matters!

Man: Aye, nothing matters. I can get onboard with that.

Woman: You mean to rape me?

Man: What?

Woman: I am being blnid, so the raping of me, the taking of me be appropriate force, would be easy to accomplish!

Man: I'm not going to rape you. You're a hideous old crone.

Woman: Tis interesting that you say you won't rape me due to my advanced age and withered appearance but not due to the fact that rape is an amoral act.

Man: Hmm, you're right. I suppose that is interesting. I guess that's what life has done to me. Aye.

Woman: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA you are broken.

Man: Aye.

Woman: What are you doing?

Man: Reading the newspaper as it is the thing I do at this time every day. A mindless meaningless ritual designed merely to "pass the time". I do not know what I am passing the time until.

Woman: Death?

Man: Yes please.

Woman: HAHAHAHAHA I like you. I would consent to sex with you.

Man: But you're stil a hideous wizened old prune, you bling bag.

Woman: From your point of view. But what of the point of view of a duck? HAHAHAHAHA.

Man: Do you want me to read to you from my newspaper publication?

Woman: A simple act of kindness from a bitter broken cynic like you?

Man: Aye.

Woman: READETH THEN.

Man(READING): "And scientists are now saying that the human life is so short and pointless and meaningless and full of suffering and mindless repetition that babies should be drown at birth and their bodies placed in a pile and we should pray around those bodies to God asking him to deliver us from this madness and keep piling and piling every single newborn baby until there is no one young enough to have children at which point the human race will die off as we would eventually anyway and it will make no difference to the universe none at all for me are utterly pointless and might as well be dead as death lasts a really long time in comparison to life if you think about it, OUT OUT BRIEF CANDLE."

Woman: Thank you.

Man: Aye.

Woman: AHAHHAHA I'm not really blind!

(She steals his newspaper and runs away.)

Man: Aye.

FIN

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