CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
IT'S AN ANGRY THING
EXPCEPPe
GRRRRRR
EXCEPT
THAT
IC AN'T FUCKING MAKE THE ANGER LAST
CAN'T MAKE ANTYING LAST
EVERYTHING BURSTS OUT
RIGHT AWAY
MY BRAIN WASN'T DESIGNED TO HANDLE HUMAN EMOTIONS
HONSELTY
I DON'T HAVE ANY FULL EMOTIONS
MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY DOESn'T ALLLOW THEM
I'M NOT EVEN LYING LOL
PUTTING "LOL" AT THE END DOESN'T MEAN I'M REALLY LYING BY THE WYA
YEAH
JUST OBSSEIONS
I DEVELOPED OBSSESSIOSN BEACSUE IC AN'T FEEL ANYTHING REAL
I LOOK TOO DEEP
AT THE DETAILS
THAT'S ALL IC AN DO
MAYBE THAt'S WHAT MY BRAIN WAS DESIGNED FOR
BUT I FAIL EVEN AT THAt
BEACSUE OTHING HAOLDS MY ATTENTIONS
FUCKING NOTHING
NOT EVEN YOU
_______________-
yyeah so anyway
it's not hyperbole
i'm used to downplaying things
everything
because i know people won't understand
BECAUSE IT'S TOO ALIEN CAN'T EXPLAIN JUST ACT "NORMAL"
but really
it's like that
but i sitll don't want to say everything
it's too much
wha'ts thep oint
no feeilgns
no proper ANYTHINg
YES, NOTHING
sexuality@?
no
defintiely not
but at least i can obsess over female celebrities and consrtuct meaningless lists
yes
oh well
hahahah
gfi9pghhhhhhhh
there was no point to this
just a load of shit which will frustrate rather than enlighten
i ccan'e concenrtate long enough to complteeeeeeete a sentence
so
it'sd this
sorry
FucKI?NG HORSES
HERE'S A STORY ABOUT A GIANT DUCK
_____________________________________--
GiaDuck didn't understand why he was so big.
"Why am I so big," he asked his mother, in his booming voice.
"AAAAH, MY EARS, I'VE GONE DEAF!" she replied.
"Sorry?" he said. "I can't hear you down there! SPEAK UP! Then he flapped his giant duck wings and killed his mother and seventeen children. Human children. "Shit," he said. "I really shouldn't be."
"KILL YOURSELF!" shouted the mother of one of the children. "YOU ARE A MONSTER!"
"I can't help my size," said GiaDuck, sadly. "Maybe I just haven't found my place yet."
"THERE IS NO PLACE FOR YOU! ALL YOU BRING IS DEATH!"
"Come on, I'm trying..."
"YOU AREN'T. KILL YOURSELF."
"How?"
"FUCKED IF I KNOW...DRINK POISON. DUCK POISON."
"That would require a lot of duck poison."
"I'D BUY IT. I'D SPEND A MILLION DOLLARS."
"Really? All that just to kill me?" GiaDuck was taken aback. It was almsot flaterring. He must have been really dangerous.
"YES. YOU FUCKING MONSTER. CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE. YOU BRING DEATH."
"Yes," said GiaDuck, in a moment of clarity, looking at the dead bodies all around. "It really is what I am. Thank you."
"FOR WHAT?"
"For helping me find my place....HUMAN SCUM." GiaDuck flapped his mighty wings again, not holding back this time. He blew her into atoms.
"DEATH," said GiaDuck, feeling delirously happy. "I BRINGETH DEATH."
He took to the skies, looking for victims. It wasn't long before he arrived at a city.
He killed nineteen thousand people before the injured him and he had to retreat. But it wasn't enough. He went back days later, and plunged his coiled duck dick right into a skyscarped. He fucked it, killing those inside, and many below with the rubble, until he duckgasmed. His duckgasm shot out the other side and took out another building, which in turn fell on another, and four more caught on fire. By this time they were all shooting on him, and the bullets were having an effec.t He didn't care now. It wasn't suciide, he was dying donig what he was made for. Dying killing.
He swooped down and squashed many of the troops under his webbed feet. He falpped his wings frantically, blowing over eveyrone on street level, smashing every window...then building began to topple.
"DIE, DIE, EVERYONE DIE!" he quacked.
THey had to drop a nuclear bomb on him in the end. The city wasn't fully evacuated. Five million people died.
He woke up with a start. His mother was standing over him. He was just a normal sized duck.
"Bad dream?" his mother asked.
"No," he said. "A good one. A very good one."
_____________________
YEAH THAT WAS A STORY
EXPCEPPe
GRRRRRR
EXCEPT
THAT
IC AN'T FUCKING MAKE THE ANGER LAST
CAN'T MAKE ANTYING LAST
EVERYTHING BURSTS OUT
RIGHT AWAY
MY BRAIN WASN'T DESIGNED TO HANDLE HUMAN EMOTIONS
HONSELTY
I DON'T HAVE ANY FULL EMOTIONS
MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY DOESn'T ALLLOW THEM
I'M NOT EVEN LYING LOL
PUTTING "LOL" AT THE END DOESN'T MEAN I'M REALLY LYING BY THE WYA
YEAH
JUST OBSSEIONS
I DEVELOPED OBSSESSIOSN BEACSUE IC AN'T FEEL ANYTHING REAL
I LOOK TOO DEEP
AT THE DETAILS
THAT'S ALL IC AN DO
MAYBE THAt'S WHAT MY BRAIN WAS DESIGNED FOR
BUT I FAIL EVEN AT THAt
BEACSUE OTHING HAOLDS MY ATTENTIONS
FUCKING NOTHING
NOT EVEN YOU
_______________-
yyeah so anyway
it's not hyperbole
i'm used to downplaying things
everything
because i know people won't understand
BECAUSE IT'S TOO ALIEN CAN'T EXPLAIN JUST ACT "NORMAL"
but really
it's like that
but i sitll don't want to say everything
it's too much
wha'ts thep oint
no feeilgns
no proper ANYTHINg
YES, NOTHING
sexuality@?
no
defintiely not
but at least i can obsess over female celebrities and consrtuct meaningless lists
yes
oh well
hahahah
gfi9pghhhhhhhh
there was no point to this
just a load of shit which will frustrate rather than enlighten
i ccan'e concenrtate long enough to complteeeeeeete a sentence
so
it'sd this
sorry
FucKI?NG HORSES
HERE'S A STORY ABOUT A GIANT DUCK
_____________________________________--
GiaDuck didn't understand why he was so big.
"Why am I so big," he asked his mother, in his booming voice.
"AAAAH, MY EARS, I'VE GONE DEAF!" she replied.
"Sorry?" he said. "I can't hear you down there! SPEAK UP! Then he flapped his giant duck wings and killed his mother and seventeen children. Human children. "Shit," he said. "I really shouldn't be."
"KILL YOURSELF!" shouted the mother of one of the children. "YOU ARE A MONSTER!"
"I can't help my size," said GiaDuck, sadly. "Maybe I just haven't found my place yet."
"THERE IS NO PLACE FOR YOU! ALL YOU BRING IS DEATH!"
"Come on, I'm trying..."
"YOU AREN'T. KILL YOURSELF."
"How?"
"FUCKED IF I KNOW...DRINK POISON. DUCK POISON."
"That would require a lot of duck poison."
"I'D BUY IT. I'D SPEND A MILLION DOLLARS."
"Really? All that just to kill me?" GiaDuck was taken aback. It was almsot flaterring. He must have been really dangerous.
"YES. YOU FUCKING MONSTER. CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE. YOU BRING DEATH."
"Yes," said GiaDuck, in a moment of clarity, looking at the dead bodies all around. "It really is what I am. Thank you."
"FOR WHAT?"
"For helping me find my place....HUMAN SCUM." GiaDuck flapped his mighty wings again, not holding back this time. He blew her into atoms.
"DEATH," said GiaDuck, feeling delirously happy. "I BRINGETH DEATH."
He took to the skies, looking for victims. It wasn't long before he arrived at a city.
He killed nineteen thousand people before the injured him and he had to retreat. But it wasn't enough. He went back days later, and plunged his coiled duck dick right into a skyscarped. He fucked it, killing those inside, and many below with the rubble, until he duckgasmed. His duckgasm shot out the other side and took out another building, which in turn fell on another, and four more caught on fire. By this time they were all shooting on him, and the bullets were having an effec.t He didn't care now. It wasn't suciide, he was dying donig what he was made for. Dying killing.
He swooped down and squashed many of the troops under his webbed feet. He falpped his wings frantically, blowing over eveyrone on street level, smashing every window...then building began to topple.
"DIE, DIE, EVERYONE DIE!" he quacked.
THey had to drop a nuclear bomb on him in the end. The city wasn't fully evacuated. Five million people died.
He woke up with a start. His mother was standing over him. He was just a normal sized duck.
"Bad dream?" his mother asked.
"No," he said. "A good one. A very good one."
_____________________
YEAH THAT WAS A STORY