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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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I don't know if the numberin'gs right

it feels wrong

but everyint feels wron
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lol endless frusstation

lol synpases don't fire

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too quick

my brain is so fucking sluggish but still quicker than Ic an type

it's like you you know you're living
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it's like at first you start to realsie you're living the life of a crazy person

but you're not worried

because you're not a crazy person

you've just been forced inot that life by circumstances

you aren't quite fitting in with the normal life crowd

but tha'ts cool

just wait

things will come okay...

somehow

you can't actually see a way in which they WILL come okay or come up with a plan to make things okay (that should be the first clue, really...)

but

they have to come okay

just relax

you're okay

you have a secure life

the life of a crazy person

but you're not crazy

you're just repeating the same day again and again

but you're not crazy

you know the truth

you've compartmentalised

you can see it in abstract

you know what's going on

so just keep doing it

you'll still be you

even with no way out

just keep doing it

ignore that frustation

on and on

don't go to the doctor or anything

just keep doing it

it's wearing you away

dulling everything

but just keep doing it

there's no other way

you know the truth

you remember, right?

the truth

what was the truth?

just keep doing it

thigns will be...umm

well

this is it

this is the life you made

or were put in

just keep doing it

things arne't...

things aren't so bad

you still have moments, righT?

when you feel things

right?

wlel

just keep doing it

wearing down and down

to a nub

just keep doing it

down and down

just keep doing it

down and down

not even doing it

just am

it's hapepning anyway

around me

it just is

down and down

and then

you're at the point

where there really is no way out

there never was anyway, you remember

but

at least you could feel

at least you knew the truth

what was the truth?

go to the doctor

but

it's too late

because nothing's going to work now

because you're woren away

there's no you left to save

just the repetioin

down and down

on and on

shit

well

just keep doing it

you wake up and you can only see in black and white (lol emo)

well

at least you're past the poit of worry now

that's fading too

jsut keep doing it

will stop soon

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HITLER EATS A BRICK, THE MOVIE SCREENPLAY

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Hitler walks into his kitchen.

Hitler: What's for breakfast, dear?

Eve: Oh now, I haven't been to the shops!

Hitler throws his hands up in frustration.

Hitler: Blasted woman! Sometimes I think you have the intellect of a Jew!

Eva: Would that be bad?

Hitler: WHAT!?

Eva: Well, I know you're always going on about wanted to bake jews in big ovens, but I thought you were only saying that to impress people.

Hilter: NO! I HATE THEM. JEWPIGS.

Eva: What's so bad about them?

Hitler: You wouldn't understand!

Eva: Well, sorry for being who I am!

Hitler: NEVER apologise for that! I love you because of who you are!

They kiss.

Eva: I love you too, Adolf. Stop worrying about Jews and eat some breakfast!

He slaps her hard.

Hilter: I WOULD IF YOU HAD BEEN TO THE SHOPS.

Evan: Why you got to be that way, babe? We have some stuff...umm...you could eat a brick.

He slaps her again.

Hilter: Not a bad idea!

Eva: Then why did you slap me?

Hitler: It's the only way I can get an erection!

Eva: Oh, so you'll be wanting sex then...

He slaps her again.

Hitler: Not before I've eaten this brick!

THE END

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THAT MOVEI WON NINE OSCAS, TNE RAZZIES, FOUR HILTER AWARS AND FIVE HIV POSITIVE REULSTS


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