CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He ran and ran and ran fucking fast as he could and he felt like an animal this was what it was like to be hunted he realised and it was coming and he was running and tripping and getting up but now his legs weren't moving and IT WAS ON HIM but he had to get out but he couldn't move so he...[
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"Big match tonight," said Ed. "We need to do something spectacular out there.
"Yeah," said his opponent, Crusher McBones. "But what?"
"Was thinking I'll try to go 450," said Ed.
"From the top?"
"Of course from the fucking top!"
"You want to finish with a 450..."
"Nah, I'll miss," said Ed. "The marks will think I'm fucked. You'll do your gayass pose..."
"Hey, it's not gayass!"
"Well it should be, you're a heel! You do your gayass pose, get the heat...then I fucking roll you up, one two three, big pop, what you say?"
"If you think you can pull off the 450..."
"Sure I fucking can, I did it hundreds of times."
"But not for the last five year...six years?"
"Seven, but who's counting...I can do it. I'm at home on the top rope. Now get out there, they're playing your music." Crusher nodded and ran off. He was a good young kid, Ed thought. Ed had been wrestling for 17 years. This was gonig to be his biggest match yet, he thought. Pay per view. He'd never even won on ppv before. He was going to be a champion. At last. His muisc started to play. He stepped through the curtain...
It was there.
YOU CAN'T RUN YOU CAN'T HIDE I'LL FIND YOU I'LL ALWAYS FIND YOU YOUR TIME IS UP YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT FACE UP TO IT FACE ME YOU ARE NOT THIS YOU ARE MINE YOU ARE MINE YOU ARE...
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"Whatever's the matter?" Lisa asked.
"Nothing," said Ted. "Just felt lightheaded there. Where were we?"
"Gosh, how could you forgot? This DREAFUL seating plans for the wedding!" said Lisa.
"Ah, quite," said Ted. "Well, if we seat your dad next to my mother..."
"He'll fondle her!"
"Which should distract everyone from mad uncle Ivan making racist remarks at my best man, yes." They both laughed.
"I simply cannot believe we are to be wed," said Lisa. Ted smiled. He liked the way she talked.
"Believe it. This is as real as real gets," said Ted. They kissed for quite a long time.
"Could you get me a drink?" she asked, when they were finally finished.
"Sure," said Ted. He was going to the kitchen anyway. He was so, so in love. He opened the fridge...
It was there.
YOU CANNOT KEEP DOING THIS THERE IS NO WORLD I DO NOT KNOW NO WORLD WHERE I DO NOT WALK YOU ARE MINE WE HAD A DEAL YOU WILL COME WITH ME AND STAY WITH ME FOREVER...
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"TEDSTAR! KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE ENEMY!" bellowed Commander Fuckata over the communications channel.
"Sorry!" said Tedstar, alarmed at what had just happened. "I was somehwere else then...I'll keep my eye out...I'll fuck the enemy up..." His small one man fighter was under considerable fire. He couldn't believe how bad it had got so quickly. But Fuckata was worse, he had lost an engine. Tedstar had to save him.
He rolled his ship out of the enemy's fire quickly, surprising them, he shot down one enemy fighter quickly...then he went straight for Fuckata. He could save him...
He didn't stand a chance. Tedstar's ship was engulfed in fire. So quick it was over. His life...he looked out the window, at the stars....
It was there.
NOT EVEN HERE CAN YOU ESCAPE....
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Theodore awoke with a start in his bed. He had to remember, the dreams he had been having were so strange, they were important, he had to write them down...
They were gone.
He looked at the clock. 5:48 am. FUCK. That was a time he couldn't remember ever seeing before. What was he going to do? He felt like he wouldn't be able to get back to sleep...
A wank? NOW? He loved wanking, but he was worried he was getting obsessed...
Still there was that actress with the big breasts. She was coming back into his mind now. He smiled. Yes. Of course he could wank. It wouldn't hurt...
It was there.
DON'T TRY THIS ONE YOU KNOW I'M NOT A DREAM YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE DREAM THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL IS ME AND YOU AND...
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He was back on the field of Hell.
"No," he said.
"Yes," said the demon. "You are mine, forever."
"I don't want to do bad things," he said.
"You thought about them. That's how I came to you. You thought about them a lot..."
"No..."
"They're not bad thigns. They're great things."
"I'll run again, you can't stop me..."
"You'll get tired. None of those loves are yours. Your life isn't your own. Don't you see?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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"I AM A ROBOT, THAT IS ALL I AM," he said. It was the year 2081. He was a simple household robot. "BEEP BEEP."
It waited.
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"Big match tonight," said Ed. "We need to do something spectacular out there.
"Yeah," said his opponent, Crusher McBones. "But what?"
"Was thinking I'll try to go 450," said Ed.
"From the top?"
"Of course from the fucking top!"
"You want to finish with a 450..."
"Nah, I'll miss," said Ed. "The marks will think I'm fucked. You'll do your gayass pose..."
"Hey, it's not gayass!"
"Well it should be, you're a heel! You do your gayass pose, get the heat...then I fucking roll you up, one two three, big pop, what you say?"
"If you think you can pull off the 450..."
"Sure I fucking can, I did it hundreds of times."
"But not for the last five year...six years?"
"Seven, but who's counting...I can do it. I'm at home on the top rope. Now get out there, they're playing your music." Crusher nodded and ran off. He was a good young kid, Ed thought. Ed had been wrestling for 17 years. This was gonig to be his biggest match yet, he thought. Pay per view. He'd never even won on ppv before. He was going to be a champion. At last. His muisc started to play. He stepped through the curtain...
It was there.
YOU CAN'T RUN YOU CAN'T HIDE I'LL FIND YOU I'LL ALWAYS FIND YOU YOUR TIME IS UP YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT FACE UP TO IT FACE ME YOU ARE NOT THIS YOU ARE MINE YOU ARE MINE YOU ARE...
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"Whatever's the matter?" Lisa asked.
"Nothing," said Ted. "Just felt lightheaded there. Where were we?"
"Gosh, how could you forgot? This DREAFUL seating plans for the wedding!" said Lisa.
"Ah, quite," said Ted. "Well, if we seat your dad next to my mother..."
"He'll fondle her!"
"Which should distract everyone from mad uncle Ivan making racist remarks at my best man, yes." They both laughed.
"I simply cannot believe we are to be wed," said Lisa. Ted smiled. He liked the way she talked.
"Believe it. This is as real as real gets," said Ted. They kissed for quite a long time.
"Could you get me a drink?" she asked, when they were finally finished.
"Sure," said Ted. He was going to the kitchen anyway. He was so, so in love. He opened the fridge...
It was there.
YOU CANNOT KEEP DOING THIS THERE IS NO WORLD I DO NOT KNOW NO WORLD WHERE I DO NOT WALK YOU ARE MINE WE HAD A DEAL YOU WILL COME WITH ME AND STAY WITH ME FOREVER...
____________________________________________________
"TEDSTAR! KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE ENEMY!" bellowed Commander Fuckata over the communications channel.
"Sorry!" said Tedstar, alarmed at what had just happened. "I was somehwere else then...I'll keep my eye out...I'll fuck the enemy up..." His small one man fighter was under considerable fire. He couldn't believe how bad it had got so quickly. But Fuckata was worse, he had lost an engine. Tedstar had to save him.
He rolled his ship out of the enemy's fire quickly, surprising them, he shot down one enemy fighter quickly...then he went straight for Fuckata. He could save him...
He didn't stand a chance. Tedstar's ship was engulfed in fire. So quick it was over. His life...he looked out the window, at the stars....
It was there.
NOT EVEN HERE CAN YOU ESCAPE....
____________________________________________________
Theodore awoke with a start in his bed. He had to remember, the dreams he had been having were so strange, they were important, he had to write them down...
They were gone.
He looked at the clock. 5:48 am. FUCK. That was a time he couldn't remember ever seeing before. What was he going to do? He felt like he wouldn't be able to get back to sleep...
A wank? NOW? He loved wanking, but he was worried he was getting obsessed...
Still there was that actress with the big breasts. She was coming back into his mind now. He smiled. Yes. Of course he could wank. It wouldn't hurt...
It was there.
DON'T TRY THIS ONE YOU KNOW I'M NOT A DREAM YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE DREAM THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL IS ME AND YOU AND...
__________________________________________
He was back on the field of Hell.
"No," he said.
"Yes," said the demon. "You are mine, forever."
"I don't want to do bad things," he said.
"You thought about them. That's how I came to you. You thought about them a lot..."
"No..."
"They're not bad thigns. They're great things."
"I'll run again, you can't stop me..."
"You'll get tired. None of those loves are yours. Your life isn't your own. Don't you see?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
_____________________________________________
"I AM A ROBOT, THAT IS ALL I AM," he said. It was the year 2081. He was a simple household robot. "BEEP BEEP."
It waited.
