CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
well look what's back
j
l;like it never wenet awya
time is getting faster
gldol
isn't this 2007?
ad
id
f it's reasonable that this is 2007
nothing happened between 2002 and 2006
that was an anomoblylj
but then things were ment to change
reasonably in 2007
but
2010?
we can't have went from 2006 to 2010 just like that
can we?
ggggggggggggggg
g
ggggg
g
g
g
g
g
well the empircal evidecna says we have
shit
fg
glo
so
that's why it makes no difference how long I wait between things
beause it's all the same
except I'll probably have a heart attack
at some point
and die
so that would be a difference
oops
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he was sitting on the pavement when the man ran over with the plastic on his face, screaming in agony and died at her feet. then he disappeeared
"this will all make sense eventaully" said a girl. "got to go."
"what's that?" she said pointing at the giant duck that had just walked up.
"the future" said the girl.
"I don't...did a man just die?" it had to be a dream but of course thinking it was a dream meant it wasn't a dream. she was only twelve and she knew that. the girl was pretyt. about eighteen maybe. her eyes were familiar.
"i really do go this time," said the girl with an apologetic look then she disappeared too and now there was nothing but the giant duck.
"quack quack quack," it said.
"this is turning into a very strange day," said Emily. "so, this is the beginning?"
"Of what?" asked a voice. She looked up. A boy about her age was standing there.
"who are you?"
"Jack," he said. "is that a giant duck?"
"quack quack quack" said the giant duck
THE BEGINNING
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fh
adh
theres' nos uch thigns asmonsters or god or aliens or ghosts or vampires or the boogity man or life after death or spirits or angels or time travel
so what' the sufkc point?
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ghgfghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
________________-
1: YOU'RE A MONG FARMER
2: what the fuck is a mong farmer?
1: IT'S WHAT YOU ARE
2: how?
1: YOU MONG FARMER YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW YOU'RE A MONG FARMER
2: how could I? how could a mong farmer explain anything?
1: EXACTLY
2: explain to me then
1: WHAT?
2: explain how I'm among farmer.
1: NO
2: why not? You can't?
1: FUCK OFF
2: if you can't explain why i'm a mong farmer...surely that makes YOU a mong farmer?
1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2: seems that way to me
1: ERROR ERROR
2: see you tmorrow
1: FUCK YOU MONG TITS
2: really? mong tits? really?
1: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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FUICCccdjgh
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fgggggggggggggggggggggg
fsda
gh
h
f
dh
dsh
fs
IS KRISTIN KREUK HOT?
j
l;like it never wenet awya
time is getting faster
gldol
isn't this 2007?
ad
id
f it's reasonable that this is 2007
nothing happened between 2002 and 2006
that was an anomoblylj
but then things were ment to change
reasonably in 2007
but
2010?
we can't have went from 2006 to 2010 just like that
can we?
ggggggggggggggg
g
ggggg
g
g
g
g
g
well the empircal evidecna says we have
shit
fg
glo
so
that's why it makes no difference how long I wait between things
beause it's all the same
except I'll probably have a heart attack
at some point
and die
so that would be a difference
oops
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
____________________________________
he was sitting on the pavement when the man ran over with the plastic on his face, screaming in agony and died at her feet. then he disappeeared
"this will all make sense eventaully" said a girl. "got to go."
"what's that?" she said pointing at the giant duck that had just walked up.
"the future" said the girl.
"I don't...did a man just die?" it had to be a dream but of course thinking it was a dream meant it wasn't a dream. she was only twelve and she knew that. the girl was pretyt. about eighteen maybe. her eyes were familiar.
"i really do go this time," said the girl with an apologetic look then she disappeared too and now there was nothing but the giant duck.
"quack quack quack," it said.
"this is turning into a very strange day," said Emily. "so, this is the beginning?"
"Of what?" asked a voice. She looked up. A boy about her age was standing there.
"who are you?"
"Jack," he said. "is that a giant duck?"
"quack quack quack" said the giant duck
THE BEGINNING
________________________________________-
gjkjjgh
dfh
hf
as
h
a
fh
adh
theres' nos uch thigns asmonsters or god or aliens or ghosts or vampires or the boogity man or life after death or spirits or angels or time travel
so what' the sufkc point?
gf
d
g
hg
ghgfghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
________________-
1: YOU'RE A MONG FARMER
2: what the fuck is a mong farmer?
1: IT'S WHAT YOU ARE
2: how?
1: YOU MONG FARMER YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW YOU'RE A MONG FARMER
2: how could I? how could a mong farmer explain anything?
1: EXACTLY
2: explain to me then
1: WHAT?
2: explain how I'm among farmer.
1: NO
2: why not? You can't?
1: FUCK OFF
2: if you can't explain why i'm a mong farmer...surely that makes YOU a mong farmer?
1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2: seems that way to me
1: ERROR ERROR
2: see you tmorrow
1: FUCK YOU MONG TITS
2: really? mong tits? really?
1: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
______________
FUICCccdjgh
g
fgggggggggggggggggggggg
fsda
gh
h
f
dh
dsh
fs
IS KRISTIN KREUK HOT?