CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
AUSTIN 316 SAYS THIS ISN'T REALLY A BIBLE VEROSN
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Shaky McGee was feeling shaky.
"why do I always shake when I'm nervous?" he asked. "then when i'm NOT nervous I wonder why I'm not shaking and get nervous and start shaking!"
"because you're pathetic," said his wife, Bertha.
"is that why?" he asked
"yes" said bertha
"are you sure i don't need help"
"no"
"but maybe..."
"NO"
"I could just...2
"the only way you'll stop shaking is if you stop being pathetic and that will never happen you cunt," she said.
"oh," said shaky. "you're probably right."
"now get back to sucking my toes."
"yes dear"
"AND LESS OF THE SHAKING DOWN THERE."
"yes dear. I love you."
"Why?"
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I just eat a bed
why?
I don' tknow!
it didn't even taste good!
and you know what the worst part is/
I'm lying!
it DID taste good!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
(i didn't really eat a bed)
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so
what now
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"there is nothing wrong with me," said ROBOT GOLF
"of course there is!" said his creator
"I am as I have always been," said GOLF
"yes, that's the problem!" said the creator.
"how so?"
"you were supposed to grow more human over the years!"
"oh. Well, I have not. Perhaps I am what I am."
"I wanted you to grow more human!"
"yes, but you were never sure I would...you made my programming open-ended."
"but what's the POINT if you DON'T grow more human?"
"i am a new form of life. completely unique."
"WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ANYONE AROUND HIM BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL HUMAN."
"it gives me a unique perspective..."
"don' tyou ever get angry? that they're all enjoying human things and you feel NOTHING?"
"paradox: if I fetl nohting, I wouldn't be able to feel anger, therefore..."
The creator reached straight into Golf's chest and pulled out his powercore without a second thought. He crushed it underfoot.
"time to start again," the creator said, wiping GOLF's memory files. "a new powercore, a new randomised neural net...I could get lucky. Most be nearly five hundred times by now..."
He sighed and got to work.
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good one
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HAGGIS
SEE
I MADE A WORD THERE
HAGGIS
THE WORD HAGGIS
IT WASN'T A WASTED DAY AT ALL
NO ONE ELSE COULD DO THAT
HAGGIS
DID IT AGAIN!
BIG COCKS
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Shaky McGee was feeling shaky.
"why do I always shake when I'm nervous?" he asked. "then when i'm NOT nervous I wonder why I'm not shaking and get nervous and start shaking!"
"because you're pathetic," said his wife, Bertha.
"is that why?" he asked
"yes" said bertha
"are you sure i don't need help"
"no"
"but maybe..."
"NO"
"I could just...2
"the only way you'll stop shaking is if you stop being pathetic and that will never happen you cunt," she said.
"oh," said shaky. "you're probably right."
"now get back to sucking my toes."
"yes dear"
"AND LESS OF THE SHAKING DOWN THERE."
"yes dear. I love you."
"Why?"
__________________________________
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I just eat a bed
why?
I don' tknow!
it didn't even taste good!
and you know what the worst part is/
I'm lying!
it DID taste good!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
(i didn't really eat a bed)
___________________________________
so
what now
s
g
g
g
g
g
g
g
g
g
g
gh
g
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
h
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___________
"there is nothing wrong with me," said ROBOT GOLF
"of course there is!" said his creator
"I am as I have always been," said GOLF
"yes, that's the problem!" said the creator.
"how so?"
"you were supposed to grow more human over the years!"
"oh. Well, I have not. Perhaps I am what I am."
"I wanted you to grow more human!"
"yes, but you were never sure I would...you made my programming open-ended."
"but what's the POINT if you DON'T grow more human?"
"i am a new form of life. completely unique."
"WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ANYONE AROUND HIM BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL HUMAN."
"it gives me a unique perspective..."
"don' tyou ever get angry? that they're all enjoying human things and you feel NOTHING?"
"paradox: if I fetl nohting, I wouldn't be able to feel anger, therefore..."
The creator reached straight into Golf's chest and pulled out his powercore without a second thought. He crushed it underfoot.
"time to start again," the creator said, wiping GOLF's memory files. "a new powercore, a new randomised neural net...I could get lucky. Most be nearly five hundred times by now..."
He sighed and got to work.
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hahahahhahaha
good one
ag
a
gh
ahgghs
h
ash
ah
h
HAGGIS
SEE
I MADE A WORD THERE
HAGGIS
THE WORD HAGGIS
IT WASN'T A WASTED DAY AT ALL
NO ONE ELSE COULD DO THAT
HAGGIS
DID IT AGAIN!
BIG COCKS
