CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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THAT WASNA EPISODE OF TNG WHERE RIKER GOT LAID
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I like tv because it wisn't reall
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I think more and more I'm being compartmentalised
like there's the part that can post in the MF and talk in #rollkkingomd no problem and RULE THE ROOST becasue i've specailly adapted my brain to do so
and the thingoftheday part is being pushed out really because it doesn't really fit with that part
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becausse i don't really like anything or exist on any human level
fuck!
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I wish I could writ ein sentecnes
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I'll try
I am trying to write in a sentence at this moment. How am I doing with that task of writing in a sentence? Well, two sentences. Well, three. Three sentences. Well, five. See, I got in the five early there, instead of saying "well, four." I'M SMART. LIKE A PAKLED. those aren't sentences. Is this? No. PRobably not. PRIME ROBOTS.
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___________________________
"Are the PRIME ROBOTS ready, MISTER SCIENTIST?" asked THE LEADER.
"Yes," said Mister Scientist.
"THEN DEPLOY THEM AGAINST OUR ENEMY, MISTER SCIENTIST!"
"But sir..."
"WHAT, ARE YOU TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO GIVE THE ORDER? YES THE ENEMY HAVE A GIANT HOSPITAL FULL OF BABIES THAT WILL BE DESTROYED BY THE PRIME ROBOTS. BUT THINK OF THE LIVES WE'LL SAVE, MISTER SCIENTIST! MINE AND YOURS IF THEY ATTACK! ISN'T THAT WORTH THE BLOOD OF A FEW BABIES? THEY'RE ALL POOR ANYWAY!"
"It's not that, sir...the robots, you ordered me to make them self aware?"
"OF COURSE. MAKES FOR BETTER KILLING. I'M SELF AWARE AND I'M REALLY GOOD AT KILLING. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Quite, sir. Well, you see, to make the robots self aware I also had to give them a basic moral code. You know, to stop them doing anything evil."
"GOOD GOOD."
"Well, sir, I ordered them to only kill evil people..."
"LIKE OUR ENEMY, THE POOR AND THEIR STINKING POOR BABIES, YES, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?"
"Well, sir...you're kind of evil yourself."
"WHAT, ME? NEVER! NEVER! I WAS JUST TELLING THE WENCH I RAPED LAST NIGHT THAT I AM AS GOOD AS TEN HITLERS. BAH!"
"I'm just worried that they might kill you when I activate them..."
"NONSENE, YOU POOFTER! HERE, I'LL ACTIVATE THEM MYSELF!"
"Sir, no, don't press that button!"
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE AND HE PRESSED THE BUTTON AND THE PRIME ROBOTS CAME ONLINE.
"RIGHT YOU MECHANICAL MANIACS...KILL THE EVIL PEOPLE!"
The robots aimed their robot guns and killed the leader without a moment's hesitation. Mister Scientist smiled.
"Well done, my pretties."
"HE WAS EVIL," said Prime Robot Michelle.
"HOWEVER," said Prime Robot Natalie. "YOU KNEW WE WOULD KILL HIM. YOU SET US UP TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK. YOU ARE...EVIL AS WELL."
"I CONCUR," said Prime Robot Michelle. "KILL MISTER SCIENTIST!"
"AND HIS CHILDREN," said Prime Robot Natalie.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" cried Mister Scientist as they shot him in the dick.
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!insult
dfas
dgas
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sa
gsags
f
sa
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!insult
wait
why does !insult look smaller than other wrods
dfs
g
Waht
it does
gffd
gHHAHAHA IT'S ALL AMATTER OF PERSPECTIVE
THAT WASNA EPISODE OF TNG WHERE RIKER GOT LAID
THAT WAS ALLL OF THEM
GHafFHKfjsdh
d
hdfh
I like tv because it wisn't reall
sdfh
h
hjhhjhj
j
jddj
I think more and more I'm being compartmentalised
like there's the part that can post in the MF and talk in #rollkkingomd no problem and RULE THE ROOST becasue i've specailly adapted my brain to do so
and the thingoftheday part is being pushed out really because it doesn't really fit with that part
g
f
gfVROM VROOM I'm A CAR
dgg
a
g
h
gthen there's the rest
oh wait
there isn't any rest
becausse i don't really like anything or exist on any human level
fuck!
sdf
ag
jopjipfipu9u-u9 u9u fd9ui
JEW BURGERS
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sd
h
dghh gbvhgfgf
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so that's the LAY OF THE HITLEr
dfh
s
h
no
it wnstr#'
gft
I wish I could writ ein sentecnes
sdf
sdg
c
g
I'll try
I am trying to write in a sentence at this moment. How am I doing with that task of writing in a sentence? Well, two sentences. Well, three. Three sentences. Well, five. See, I got in the five early there, instead of saying "well, four." I'M SMART. LIKE A PAKLED. those aren't sentences. Is this? No. PRobably not. PRIME ROBOTS.
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___________________________
"Are the PRIME ROBOTS ready, MISTER SCIENTIST?" asked THE LEADER.
"Yes," said Mister Scientist.
"THEN DEPLOY THEM AGAINST OUR ENEMY, MISTER SCIENTIST!"
"But sir..."
"WHAT, ARE YOU TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO GIVE THE ORDER? YES THE ENEMY HAVE A GIANT HOSPITAL FULL OF BABIES THAT WILL BE DESTROYED BY THE PRIME ROBOTS. BUT THINK OF THE LIVES WE'LL SAVE, MISTER SCIENTIST! MINE AND YOURS IF THEY ATTACK! ISN'T THAT WORTH THE BLOOD OF A FEW BABIES? THEY'RE ALL POOR ANYWAY!"
"It's not that, sir...the robots, you ordered me to make them self aware?"
"OF COURSE. MAKES FOR BETTER KILLING. I'M SELF AWARE AND I'M REALLY GOOD AT KILLING. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Quite, sir. Well, you see, to make the robots self aware I also had to give them a basic moral code. You know, to stop them doing anything evil."
"GOOD GOOD."
"Well, sir, I ordered them to only kill evil people..."
"LIKE OUR ENEMY, THE POOR AND THEIR STINKING POOR BABIES, YES, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?"
"Well, sir...you're kind of evil yourself."
"WHAT, ME? NEVER! NEVER! I WAS JUST TELLING THE WENCH I RAPED LAST NIGHT THAT I AM AS GOOD AS TEN HITLERS. BAH!"
"I'm just worried that they might kill you when I activate them..."
"NONSENE, YOU POOFTER! HERE, I'LL ACTIVATE THEM MYSELF!"
"Sir, no, don't press that button!"
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE AND HE PRESSED THE BUTTON AND THE PRIME ROBOTS CAME ONLINE.
"RIGHT YOU MECHANICAL MANIACS...KILL THE EVIL PEOPLE!"
The robots aimed their robot guns and killed the leader without a moment's hesitation. Mister Scientist smiled.
"Well done, my pretties."
"HE WAS EVIL," said Prime Robot Michelle.
"HOWEVER," said Prime Robot Natalie. "YOU KNEW WE WOULD KILL HIM. YOU SET US UP TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK. YOU ARE...EVIL AS WELL."
"I CONCUR," said Prime Robot Michelle. "KILL MISTER SCIENTIST!"
"AND HIS CHILDREN," said Prime Robot Natalie.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" cried Mister Scientist as they shot him in the dick.
