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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"HORSES, HORSES, FUCKING HORSES!"

"he likes horses."

"Yes, i can tell. Have you ever taken him to see an actual horse?"

"well...no. i didn't think of that!"

"Billy? Would you like to go and see a horse?"

"HORSES, HORSES, FUCKING HORSES, YEAH BABY, HORSES!"

"i can't believe this. it's a miracle."

"Haha, I'm a professional! Let's go see some horses!"

They went and saw some horses."

"Well, Billy, what do you think?"

"answer the nice lady, billy"

"BILLY NO LIKE THIS SHIT. BILLY LIKE HORSES, HORSES, FUCKING HORSES!"

"But these are horses!"

"HORSES, HORSES, FUCKING HORSES...YOU SLUT!"

"billy!"

"HORSES!"

"Maybe...myabe horses is just a word he says. And he doesn't mean actual horses. I should have thought of that."

"i thought you were a professional!"

"BAN THE HORSES!"

Billy was found dead in his bedroom eight days later. His mother calmly admitted to murdering him nine minutes after that. She was sentenced to seventeen years without hope of parole. She liked being in prison more than looking after Billy. She got fingered by a black woman.

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