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thing of the day (thing+323)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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gtiem passing doesn't reall feel liek anything

eveytrhigtn is the prestne

but every presnte is worse than the last

i suppose time pssing does feel like something then

it modieifes your present

but that's it

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like nothing

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this is givng the impreossion there tha'ts factions in my mind

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nonting

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ntohing

__________________

Amanda woke to find her feet on fire. She didn't think this could possibly be real, but the pain seemed to be. It almost hurt too much to feel. Almost. She tried to run to the bathroom, but her feet were on fire so it was pretty hard to run and she fell over. She tried rolling. That was supposed to put fire out, wasn't it? But nothing.

"Sorry about this," said the strange man. "It was your tits that were supposed to catch fire! I'll just fix them and erase this memory."

"What...what?" she managed to say.

"It's okay, you don't have the information required to understand this. You'll wake up again soon with no knowledge of this happening. And your tits on fire."

"Why...why?"

"I'm from the future."

"The...future..."

"Yes. Sorry, let me just..." He waved some kind of device over her feet and suddnely the fire was gone and her feet were perfectly normal. No pain.

"This is not really, this is not really happening, this...what the fuck?" she asked.

"Yeah, I was a bit off. Set fire to your feet instead of your tits. I didn't want to watch them burn, you see. They really are magnificent."

"My...tits?" It was true that men stared at them a lot. It wasn't that they were HUGE or anything, but they were bigger than you would imagine given her bodysize and they were just such a nice shape.

"Yeah, I'm afraid they have to burn. You'll probably die too. Doesn't really matter as long as I destroy the tits, though."

"I'LL DIE? WHAT? WHY?"

"Well it'll be hard to stop the fire burning you all up!"

"But why burn me at all!"

"As I said, young lass, I am from the future. A future where your perfect tits insipre a madman to blow himself up to impress you. That explosion kills Billy Nosebastard, the world's greatest hero, who saved us from the Martian Invasion of 2017, just a year earlier. With Billy dead people went into a panic, for you see only he knew how to defeat the martians and not even time travel has managed to find out how he did it. Then martian ships were see in the skies and, well, people went crazy, starting looting, raping, killing each other...the martians haven't even invaded yet but so many have died. I managed to jump into the timestream but even then I only have a limited number of chances before I'm thrown back...I'm afraid I have to burn your titties all up."

"This is a dream."

"Nah!" He erased her memory and put her to bed. He took a look at her titties first, one last look. "They really are perfect."

She woke up coughing. Where was the smoke coming from...HER TITS! How did THAT happen!? She dived out of bed tits first, in an attempt to suffocate the flames of oxygen as she hit the floor. But still they burned. She started laughing, suddenly. She was dying like this, but why? What possible reason could there be?

Suddenly she was on her back and a strange man was frantically waving some kind of device over her.

"Wuh...what?" she asked. He looked kind of familiar.

"I've had a change of heart," said the time traveller. "I've decied to destroy the time machine and stay here for the next eight years, with your perfect perfect tits. If the world still ends in 2018...well at least I'll have had eight years of perfect tit sex with you."

"Wuh...what?"

"No more questions. Let's get to bed."
 
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